Society & Culture Local weirdos

[coldpieswarmbeer]

havent been home in 3 years, but when i was there.. in balwyn whitehorse rd opposite sageway there was always a homeless man.. fat.. wore a poncho.. carried an old radio.. i think he had can tins hanging off the poncho.. or my imagination added that lol

 

[coldpieswarmbeer]

sageway? i meant safeway

 

[NAUGHT5]

Bulldog from Frankston, heatherhill area, ******ed bloke who always has a can of coke in his hand

Ritchie the busker from Frankston.

And a bit of love for Mad Mary.

Religious preacher from Frankston. Also collects coins outside the MCG on the odd occassion.

 

[The Dice Man]

And a bit of love for Mad Mary.

Religious preacher from Frankston. Also collects coins outside the MCG on the odd occassion.

Took me a while but I remember her now. She used to walk around talking ot her dead husband IIRC. And if you happened to sit next to her at a seat or bus stop you had to be careful cause you might be sitting on her husband... George rings a bell.

Poor lady.

 

[sunnyTEE]

Mad Dog from Frankston is a classic, as previous mentioned he legs it around the area with a can of soft drink in his hand, always asks for more money to by cans and has one massive under-bite.

Southland has a few as well. Head phones guy and suave old man suit guy come to mind.

 

[RooBoys16]

weirdo Beannie Guy from the Newport/Williamstown area? Big bearded guy used to walk around the junior highschool with his Western Bulldogs old school beannie... goon bag every now and then. Sometimes chace's down the bus.
Mumbles to himself.. of course we would get targeted by the kids from that highschool usually throwing chips at him.

Im talking 5years since i've seen him.

 

[Football God]

The asian guy at the front of Richmond station after footy games playing guitar. surely everyone knows him?
i was gonna give my hot jam doughnuts too him.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

The asian guy at the front of Richmond station after footy games playing guitar. surely everyone knows him?
i was gonna give him my hot jam doughnuts too him.

Superstar!

 

[bus24]

Space Man on Swanston Street. Although, I have not seen him in a while.

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That's honestly one of the funniest things I've seen. WTF?

 

[MisterB]

The asian guy at the front of Richmond station after footy games playing guitar. surely everyone knows him?
i was gonna give my hot jam doughnuts too him.

Have also seen him outside Sandown after the races. Plays a damn good "Classical Gas"

 

[DB10]

Rockingham, WA: The kid who walks around with his headphones in screaming heavy metal songs to himself. (Don't know if he knows we can all hear him). Very friendly.

lol there's someone like that here too. walks up and down Rundle Mall all day listening to metal on a discman (yes, a discman). see him all the time.

Adelaide has loads, as you'd expect. in the city alone you'll see Jesus Kid, who actually stands on a soapbox giving sermons by the Malls Balls; Pigeon Guy, who sits on the lawns outside the Museum with his arms out wide and dozens of pigeons sitting on them; Weird Guy at Borders, who is this real creepy dude that stands out the front of Borders reading the paper ... all day. he will then make his way over to a bus stop but instead of waiting where everyone else waits he basically runs back and forth till his bus shows up, then makes a mad dash to get on the bus. he's creepy-weird.

 

[Joe Mama]

Anyone ever driven up the Goulburn Valley Highway just outside Shepparton and seen the nutjob that stands on a box preaching from his bible to oncoming traffic ?
Apparently he did it every weekend.Don't know if he's still doing it.

Mr Scott is still out there, plying his trade. I last saw him at the corner of Archer St & Benalla Rd. outside of the Woolworth's there, and he was screaming his **** off about the four horsemen of the apolcalypse, and I've also seen him at the Maude Street Mall, and outside of K-Mart.

And ding-ding's still around, with his big bags of cans, the legend goes that he used to box and local kids used to shout out "ding-ding", and he would shadow box.

Even in Shepp, there's still a few "characters" around.

 

[Power21]

KG from Adelaide.

Not sure what's happened to him since he left radio.

Throw in GCornes too.

Delusional, self-obsessed, gibberish-babbling, boof head. Yep sounds like a local weirdo to me.

 

[Cudi]

Crazy Dave is in the East Keilor and Essendon area. Always see him riding his bike and wearing a Carlton Jumper.

 

[Macca19]

Anyone that has gone to a West Adelaide SANFL game, particularly at Richmond Oval, will have come across 'Pram Lady'. The most feral woman ive ever come across, with maybe 3 teeth total, who swears like a french hooker and wheels an empty pram around.

 

[Dagless]

lol there's someone like that here too. walks up and down Rundle Mall all day listening to metal on a discman (yes, a discman). see him all the time.

Adelaide has loads, as you'd expect. in the city alone you'll see Jesus Kid, who actually stands on a soapbox giving sermons by the Malls Balls; Pigeon Guy, who sits on the lawns outside the Museum with his arms out wide and dozens of pigeons sitting on them; Weird Guy at Borders, who is this real creepy dude that stands out the front of Borders reading the paper ... all day. he will then make his way over to a bus stop but instead of waiting where everyone else waits he basically runs back and forth till his bus shows up, then makes a mad dash to get on the bus. he's creepy-weird.

Ahhh Pigeon Guy... A classic...

Annoying ****ing pigeons though.

 

[WA ROO]

Here's a guy from my neck of the woods, and we refer to him, as Mad Dog

I know him as Adrian,lived on Fulham St Belmont
Was studying at uni,rich family lots of pressure and flipped

Saw him riding his bike the wrong way over the causway,backwards sitting on the handlebars

 

[jonoman89]

Whenever i went the Gold Coast i always ran into that 50 year old bloke wearing a tutu and boob tube.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=5141614783&ref=ts - there's even a facebook group.

 

[Military_man]

This guy and the crazy racist scooter lady who has flags everywhere and sings the anthem wherever she goes.

oh i saw that lady in freo once she is off her rocker. She told my ex girlfriend to go home. my ex was a asian chic. i told her to ride in front of a on coming bus. She left mumbling something about australia.

 

[fondest tozzy]

Whenever i went the Gold Coast i always ran into that 50 year old bloke wearing a tutu and boob tube.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=5141614783&ref=ts - there's even a facebook group.

im a gc person and have seen this guy every time ive been to surfers. im pretty sure hes mentally ill and would be suprised if he actually had a place to sleep at night.

 

[fondest tozzy]

i wanna see the no tooth lady at west adelaide sanfl games haha. anyone got pics?

 

[Damon_3388]

lol there's someone like that here too. walks up and down Rundle Mall all day listening to metal on a discman (yes, a discman). see him all the time.

I mentioned him earlier in the thread. Never fails to amuse

Adelaide has loads, as you'd expect. in the city alone you'll see Jesus Kid, who actually stands on a soapbox giving sermons by the Malls Balls; Pigeon Guy, who sits on the lawns outside the Museum with his arms out wide and dozens of pigeons sitting on them; Weird Guy at Borders, who is this real creepy dude that stands out the front of Borders reading the paper ... all day. he will then make his way over to a bus stop but instead of waiting where everyone else waits he basically runs back and forth till his bus shows up, then makes a mad dash to get on the bus. he's creepy-weird.

Pidgeon Guy has been in the middle of the mall a few times recently, feeding whole loaves of bread to the birds.

I see Weird Guy standing out the front of Border's all the time, as I regularly buy magazines from there. I always think to myself "Who/what is this guy waiting for?"

I've been in the city nearly every day for the last 10 years, and I can't say I've seen Jesus Kid, but there's often an old guy in military attire standing out front of where Woolworths used to be (hasn't been around lately due to the construction) handing out Bibles. I think he lives around the Crafers area, because I've seen him get on and off my bus there.

 

[rambopunisher]

I live in Brisbane, Taigum there was a guy walking around supposedly listening to the radio but one day i saw him drop the radio by accident and there was no batteries in the radio.

Another weirdo in Taigum / Zillmere is a woman who appears to be talking on the phone but the phone is a toy phone

one last weirdo is a man who wears lipstick, and wears those net T-shirts which then everyone can see his man- boobs (disgusting)

 

[hamG]

Kew Dancing Man is good value.

I love the smile on his face.

Kew Dancing Man.

He hangs out at Kew junction. He has long arms and good rhythm.