FTA-TV MAFS: Where you get matching tatts before you've even hid the snag

[phantom13]

All MAFS watchers and posters.

This thread is given a lot of rope with posting especially around insults of contestants (mostly deserved) BUT you need to ensure to abide by the site rules on profanity, racism, homophobia, sexism, misogyny etc etc etc.

Ill be explicitly clear, a minor infraction will get a deletion and a warning, a second minor infraction will be a thread ban, a serious infraction will be an automatic thread ban or worse.

The show is in poor taste (probably why we love it) and thus the posting can also be but there is a line and we need to remember and respect that.

 

[Shell]

Yeah I'm not saying I'd rather live with Hitler. But maybe

I watched Downfall yesterday.

Hitlers not such a bad bloke, he was nice to his dog

 

[Spazz Cat]

I watched Downfall yesterday.

Hitlers not such a bad bloke, he was nice to his dog

Yeah he was sensitive. Except with all that other stuff.

 

[Shell]

Yeah that pesky "other stuff" murdering 6 million ppl cause of their religion

 

[Shell]

How good would it to meet the bloke- several decades on- and just show him how much the whole world really hates his guts.


And that he failed miserably.

/well maybe not 100%, there are still neo nazi dickheads walkin around.

 

[troybe]

Yeah there's no way I'd be saying this sh*t on fb, IRL or actually to the MAFS ppl themselves.

Last year i posted on Twitter about Stacey using the Single Female Lawyer saying this was her business card. One guy wrote back and said, "So obviously you have not seen her ATAR scores, her Uni transcripts and her passing the bar. You do know who the father of her children are? I have a young daughter who can use the internet!" All that from a little gag.

 

[Shell]

Last year i posted on Twitter about Stacey using the Single Female Lawyer saying this was her business card. One guy wrote back and said, "So obviously you have not seen her ATAR scores, her Uni transcripts and her passing the bar. You do know who the father of her children are? I have a young daughter who can use the internet!" All that from a little gag.

Whats the final line of what he said got to do with anything, I dont understand.

 

[Spazz Cat]

How good would it to meet the bloke- several decades on- and just show him how much the whole world really hates his guts.


And that he failed miserably.

/well maybe not 100%, there are still neo nazi dickheads walkin around.

There's this show called Preacher. Its a bit weird.
God is a kinky dude who gets dressed up in a dog suit, Jesus has down syndrome or something and pisses everywhere, and Hitler is this nice sort of guy who teaches Jesus how to break dance.
Strange show.

 

[Shell]

Yeah i wont be watching it in a hurry

 

[Spazz Cat]

Yeah i wont be watching it in a hurry

Couple of seasons were good. But it kinda lost it's way.

 

[troybe]

Whats the final line of what he said got to do with anything, I dont understand.

It’s a veiled threat to find out info about me


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[Spazz Cat]

It’s a veiled threat to find out info about me


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Bloody hell.

 

[Shell]

I'm glad I never signed up to Twitter.

 

[troybe]

Bloody hell.

And this has been me ever since




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[Spazz Cat]

I'm glad I never signed up to Twitter.

Yeah don't. I did recently and its brutal. Most negative thing I've ever seen.

 

[Shell]

And this has been me ever since

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Thats a great ep.

Marge has a gambling problem yeah.

 

[Shell]

Yeah don't. I did recently and its brutal. Most negative thing I've ever seen.

I got facebook to keep in touch with mates, and thats it.

Dont want insta, snap, twit, **** off. Couldnt care less. And anyway- I spend way too much time on BF. If i added those to the equation, I'd never get off the internet.

 

[phantom13]

#mafsdelayed

I don’t need a full recap but Jesus I think I’d forgotten how cooked Jaimie is.

 

[phantom13]

Good on Ragnar. The women gonna froth over this bloke.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I got facebook to keep in touch with mates, and thats it.

Dont want insta, snap, twit, fu** off. Couldnt care less. And anyway- I spend way too much time on BF. If i added those to the equation, I'd never get off the internet.

Same. Big footy is already too much for me.

 

[phantom13]

#mafsdelayed

This is WAY less fun without the live posting

 

[troybe]

#mafsdelayed

I don’t need a full recap but Jesus I think I’d forgotten how cooked Jaimie is.

If you watch it today it’ll only take about 5 minutes of your time. Chris got angry that she lied, he left, Jaimie left gobsmacked!


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[Shell]

#mafsdelayed

This is WAY less fun without the live posting

But you get to focus more on the ep.

Which is a good thing.

 

[Shell]

#mafsdelayed

This is WAY less fun without the live posting

Well wait till 1.30pm and ill do it all again with you

 

[phantom13]

Jamie actually went to respond and she started by saying something about not complimenting her. So quite clearly she said something about him not being so “nice” to her.

Perhaps in the run of history we will find out she was telling the truth but I don’t believe a word of what she says.

 

[Fossie 32]

A comprehensive MAFS derision list- either via posters or the show itself:

BODY:
- too fat/chubby/not a PT
- horse like features; nicknames- Mrs Ed, Phar Lap, Seabiscuit
- big nose; nicknames- Gonzo, Pinochio

SOCIOECOMONIC/ EDUCATION:
- too rich/no taste/wears cardigan over shoulders like a noob
- too poor/sh*t suburb
- not smart enough
- cant/struggles to read
- vocabulary ie. says "like" too much

And others:
- s.lut shaming
- kink shaming
- bisexual shaming
- not having enough sex, if at all, shaming
- having sex with Grandpa shaming

- hygiene/doesnt wash hands well enough
- tattoos
- piercings
- colour pink shaming
- terrible Queensland based haircuts



Oh yeah. We're all going to hell when we die.

AKA being a Frigid