Make up jokes on the spot. Post them in here.

[La Vache]

Different to the lame jokes thread because you have to come up with them yourself, and hence 95% will be garbage. Be honest. Well, here goes.

I'm thinking about NBA Jam

Q. Why is it bad to have your basketballers made of dried leaves and wood?
A. "He's on fire!"

Q. Why do rubbish basketballers make great builders?
A. "Puts up a brick!"

Q. What kitchen item is bad in a boat?
A. A sink.

 

[La Vache]

Q. Why is my wallet black?
A. There is money in it and it doesn't owe anything

Ugh.

 

[Equus]

Why does the pope like to eat donuts?
BECAUSE ITS HOLY!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[cats2rise]

You didnt make that up Equus.

You're a fake!

 

[Equus]

Who isn't a fake anyway?

How many frees are in the forest?
Tree Hundred!

hahahhahahahahahah

 

[ClarkeM]

If we're all gods children?....
whats so special about jesus?

 

[raskolnikov]

What did Norah Jones' impotent boyfriend say to her?

I don't know why I didn't come.

 

[ClarkeM]

1 plus 2 equals numbers

 

[james Dean]

whats the difference between watching grass grow and watching soccer?

by watching grass grow at least something is actually happening

 

[Azzballz Deluxe]

Q: Why did the chicken peck at its arse?

A: It had worms




Laugh, god damn you

 

[chickens_law]

Kid: Why is your hair grey?

Man: I smoke, thats why.

LAUGH

 

[ClarkeM]

You didnt make that up Fireballs

 

[Huddo91]

Busted

 

[ClarkeM]

Q:What happens to stupid guys?

A:They forget the purpose of jokes.

Made in up on my way to melbourne last night

 

[Bender571]

What do Margaret Thatcher and Tony Blair have in common?

They're both men

 

[ripitup27]

Why is John Howard always walking?

Because no one has offered him a seat.

 

[chickens_law]

What is orange?

A orange

 

[Lovett Lover 13]

these are horrible lol

 

[Equus]

What did the rubbbish bin say to the litterer?
Bin It

 

[Equus]

Waht did the bin say to the cow
Bin there Dung That

 

[GoSydneySwans]

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

A: Time to move house, because you're in a seriously weird neighbourhood if there are elephants around and they're sitting on your fences, unless you're in a circus, in which case this little scenario would be a bit more normal as there are elephants in a circus.

 

[ClarkeM]

Q:What happens to stupid guys?

A:They forget the purpose of jokes.

 

[Virgil]

Yesterday I was playing a rather epic game of badminton. The score was called out "20-20", to which I said, "No thanks, one-dayer".

For some reason we all found that kind of amusing. Guess you had to be there .

 

[ari18]

Q: Why did the plane crash?

A: Because the pilot was a bannana

 

[Pie 4 Life]

What's the difference between a man and a gentleman?

One's gentle.