Competition Manangatang Cup Sweep - It's A Knockout

[Restricted Free Agent]

Question 3: Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Who knows. I'll drink both of them straight.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Argas Tuft has drawn Manhattan Menage in Saturdays Cup.

Elton Johns Wig has some very interesting things to say about this horse....

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Argas Tuft has drawn Manhattan Menage in Saturdays Cup.

Elton Johns Wig has some very interesting things to say about this horse....

Sorry about that Bob....been watching a contest with a predetermined result that I just made a lot of money off. Go Shane.

Argas will bolt out to an early lead, look the winner, and fold like a deck chair.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

SarahSmiles has drawn horse number 3 Blue Jangles, a 7 yr old Grey rated a 27% chance to place.

Elton Johns Wig is just gathering his form notes as we speak

Will get DQ'ed for being under age. Next.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Question 3: Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Science.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

OK Ladies, Gentlemen and Tigerturbulance this is what you have been waiting for........

QUESTION 1: Describe your perfect night out in Manangatang

I've heard a lot about Manangatang maidens...I'm up for it.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Question 2: You are stranded on a desert island, from the SFA who is your:

1. Go to wank?

2. Special Wank?

3. Secret wank that you promised not to tell anybody about?

1. Kylie
2. Kylie
3. I've just blown it by answering the first two questions.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Science.

A stunning entrance into the competition has landed you a chance for a slice of the huge prizes on offer.

Let me just consult the randomiser.......

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

1. Kylie
2. Kylie
3. I've just blown it by answering the first two questions.

Kylie plays in the SFA?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

The Jesus is my form now up to date?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Kylie plays in the SFA?

I can't get her out of my head. (and I may not have properly read the question, I was thinking about Kylie)

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Elton Johns Wig has drawn Clever Boy in Saturdays Monster Cash give away.

Here's what he has to say about its chances......

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I can't get her out of my head. (and I may not have properly read the question, I was thinking about Kylie)

I have a great Kylie story I will share one day

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Elton Johns Wig has drawn Clever Boy in Saturdays Monster Cash give away.

Here's what he has to say about its chances......

Who's a Clever Boy then, who's a Clever Boy then!!!

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Question 4: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

[TJASTA]

Question 4: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

idk

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Question 4: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

[manangatang]

Question 4: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Testicle?

 

[manangatang]

I've heard a lot about Manangatang maidens...I'm up for it.

I’ll save a real special one for you EJW. She’s purdy.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

idk

I can see you're really struggling here.

PM JackNah_8 for help with the next few questions

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Testicle?

Only fitting that the Managatang Monarch gets a run in the cup.

Congratulations

 

[U2tigers]

Question 4: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

gonads?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Question 5: Why isn’t there a mouse-flavoured cat food?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Only fitting that the Managatang Monarch gets a run in the cup.

Congratulations

Clear favourite.

Home track advantage, and inside word is that he's been given "the clear", the latest up to date undectectable drug.

5/4 Fav

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Question 5: Why isn’t there a mouse-flavoured cat food?

Because Ratsak. Cats don't like it.