Marc Murphy

[the avoca drover]

West Australian > West Horsham

Syphilis > Gonorrhea


****Not speaking from actual experience****

 

[BRWB]

Opens thread thinking it's about 300 game Bulldogs legend and AA Bob Murphy and sees its about someone else called Murphy and some Saint captain I've never heard of.

Leaves thread bewildered about what the fuss is about.

 

[DanWA]

Murph is tougher than Clint Eastwood and wins more games on the MCG in a year than your bunch of blouses can in a decade..stop sooking over Judd and Oscar will be wearing Blue in 15 or so years as well - now heck orf back to sandlands and redneck city

I never sooked about the Judd trade at the time and even looking back on it now, still have nothing to sook about. We got the better of that deal.

Either way Murphy is soft, nothing tough about him whatsoever

 

[BRWB]

I never sooked about the Judd trade at the time and even looking back on it now, still have nothing to sook about. We got the better of that deal.

Either way Murphy is soft, nothing tough about him whatsoever

He's still got Footsteps Darling covered.

 

[GetDimmaBack]

The Bay

Oh.

BTW, who was playing?

Umpires, man...

 

[DanWA]

He's still got Footsteps Darling covered.

And Footsteps Darling has 1mil a year Boyd covered

 

[jezzajay]

Geary and Carlisle have a better chance of playing finals this year than Murphy and the rest of the Carlton potatoes.

Take one look at my signature flogbreath...you will never know what it feels like in your life time! Thanks for coming....
Your clubs dimwit existence may come close to finals this year but you will have nothing to show for yet another season of irrelevance.

At no stage did I say we will play finals this year. It's usually nut jobs like you that get ahead of themselves in May! Keep it up homeboy.

 

[JustaBattler]

How about both??

what exactly does that piece of total and epic fail on the part of Murph show except that even the very best elite players can look stoopid sometimes when their sprigs get caught in ill prepared turf?

clearly you are clueless about spriggs.

also note how gutless shortSteppell looks avoiding body contact with the mighty Murph!!

how embarrassment for shortSrteppell!!

 

[leobarryustar]

even the very best elite players can look stoopid sometimes

your 'very best elite' player is currently ranked 144th in player ratings, behind such luminaries as Andrew Swallows, Watts, and Bitch Robinson

 

[jezzajay]

your 'very best elite' player is currently ranked 144th in player ratings, behind such luminaries as Andrew Swallows, Watts, and Bitch Robinson

I thought Cripps was our best?

 

[leobarryustar]

I thought Cripps was our best?

nah, he's just got better spriggs

 

[jezzajay]

nah, he's just got better spriggs

 

[Bennett.]

what exactly does that piece of total and epic fail on the part of Murph show except that even the very best elite players can look stoopid sometimes when their sprigs get caught in ill prepared turf?

clearly you are clueless about spriggs.

also note how gutless shortSteppell looks avoiding body contact with the mighty Murph!!

how embarrassment for shortSrteppell!!

Here's the full version, sprigs and all....

How embarrassing is the Murphmallow?

 

[Plugger35]

Take one look at my signature flogbreath...you will never know what it feels like in your life time! Thanks for coming....
Your clubs dimwit existence may come close to finals this year but you will have nothing to show for yet another season of irrelevance.

At no stage did I say we will play finals this year. It's usually nut jobs like you that get ahead of themselves in May! Keep it up homeboy.

So how many of those Carlton premierships have you witnessed in your lifetime? You'd have to be the oldest person in history to have witnessed them all.

 

[JustaBattler]

Here's the full version, sprigs and all....

How embarrassing is the Murphmallow?

FMD Murph can run faster than the two EssenDONE clowns going backwards!

all those vitamin injenctions weren't helping much ...

so how did yuou like Murphs game against your bunch a few weeks ago - remember that day..pretty much DESTROYED your 18 all by himself...- again.

 

[jezzajay]

How embarrassing is the Murphmallow?

I'm not embarrassed as I know he's only human.
Are you telling me you've never lost balance before?
If you say no then I know you're a liar.

If that Essendon player wasn't running straight at him than yeah he'd look outwardly unco...
Considering you're an Essendon supporter I'll just assume you've done you're best ignore what's evident.

 

[JustaBattler]

So how many of those Carlton premierships have you witnessed in your lifetime? You'd have to be the oldest person in history to have witnessed them all.

ironing much?

 

[jezzajay]

So how many of those Carlton premierships have you witnessed in your lifetime? You'd have to be the oldest person in history to have witnessed them all.

5...
I'm just making a point that you won't ever know what supporting a successful club feels like. Oh well...

 

[Plugger35]

5...
I'm just making a point that you won't ever know what supporting a successful club feels like. Oh well...

I knew what it was like on Saturday afternoon after we beat your mob, success in past history or in the future doesn't matter, it's the present that counts.

 

[jezzajay]

I knew what it was like on Saturday afternoon after we beat your mob, success in past history or in the future doesn't matter, it's the present that counts.

Just what I would expect from a minnow club supporter...living the dream.

 

[my name was taken]

Yes because watching players get injured is something to cheer about Well done

well atleast no one ran past and abused him on the way through at least, classy hawthorn.

 

[my name was taken]

Just what I would expect from a minnow club supporter...living the dream.

Blues about 30k members short of the big clubs these days, welcome to the minnow pack.

 

[jezzajay]

Blues about 30k members short of the big clubs these days, welcome to the minnow pack.

Pfffttttt...couldnt give a rats arse if we had 1 or 100,000 members.
Over the course of time we have had more success than any of those clubs 30,000 ahead of us - so what if they hook in the suckers!
Give me premierships over membership tallies any day of the week.

 

[Back One Out]

Hawfies don't like being reminded that Hodge is a good bloke.

That's ridiculous!!!

It's the butt1hurt non-Hawfs who don't like to be reminded about what a "good bloke" he is, hence snide jokes and sneering whenever the commentators crap on with that shit. Hawks fans have always known Hodge is a campaigner. I remember watching a podgy 20yo "good bloke" punch some anaemic Irish flog's lights out in a meaningless International Rules exhibition game and thinking 'You bloody ripper! We've got ourselves a mongrel bastard champion!"

You can have your scrupulously-fair, non-contact, wouldn't-hurt-a-fly, no-premierships, ornaments-to-the-game like Trevor Barker, Nick Riewoldt and Robert Harvey. Me personally, I preferred to watch my club's universally-hated, dirty, sniping thugs win multiple Grand Finals.

All the best, Cooksen. Hopefully you get to watch the Saints win a Grand Final in your lifetime.
It makes the crappy years in between flags all worth it.

 

[Skeptic]

i'd have respected Murphy more if he was the one that put Carlisle down...

mouthing off to a player that's injured, on the ground and out of play is a bad look.

i certainly didn't see him going chest to chest with Billy Longer or Carlisle when he was up right.

i understand that he copped a mouthful all game but kicking someone specifically and only when they're down is piss weak