Mark Doran

[Hodgepodge]

Pure gold yesterday The Ferret doing a Dr. Snip vasectomy advert. Afterwards he did a piece with Rita for a bit of social commentary about Greg Inglis and she asked him. "Was that you who just did the vasectomy ad" his reply "don't remind me"

Doran's a walking ad for vasectomies, I would've thought.

 

[Registered User]

"The Ferret "

Ha! I reckon this is why he left 3aw, coz Wallsy kept calling him 'The Ferret'.

 

[bludger]

Doran's a walking ad for vasectomies, I would've thought.

Would love to have heard the live read. can only imagine what it would have sounded lik

 

[greatman]

Off track a little bit but did anyone see A Current Affair the other night and the US model who sued Google because some guy was posting derogatory things about her on a blog.
Google tried to keep everyones names anonymous but she won a court order so she can hunt this guy who defamed her down.
Hope Doran doesn't decide to do the same thing because be a lot of people in here running for cover. Even though most stuff written is true.

 

[bludger]

Off track a little bit but did anyone see A Current Affair the other night and the US model who sued Google because some guy was posting derogatory things about her on a blog.
Google tried to keep everyones names anonymous but she won a court order so she can hunt this guy who defamed her down.
Hope Doran doesn't decide to do the same thing because be a lot of people in here running for cover. Even though most stuff written is true.

Almost worth getting tracked to bag this full of wind tool.

 

[The Panther]

I've never had a listen to SEN, but I overhead Doran just put Jack Ziebell in his Top 5 for the RS Award. If my memory serves me correct, Ziebell wasn't even nominated?

 

[Manbearpig]

I've never had a listen to SEN, but I overhead Doran just put Jack Ziebell in his Top 5 for the RS Award. If my memory serves me correct, Ziebell wasn't even nominated?

Round 7.

 

[grizzlym]

Fellow Mark Doran fans,

I need some help. An A-grade Sherrin came across my desk today signed by the self-proclaimed great man, Mark Doran.

What was once a thing of rare beauty, is now sullied and disgraced like a 70 year old crack hoe.

So what do I do with it?

My vicious, highly-trained Rhodesian Ridge Back I imported from the South African Police force was recently stolen by a bikie gang.

(Bubbles is probably guarding a meth lab at an industrial estate now.)

Normally, I would have tossed it straight to him to tear to shreds.

Anyone got any ideas?

Or a suitably nasty canine, reptile or rabid mammal to feed it to?

Your input is sought.

 

[Manbearpig]

I think I would kick the football.

 

[grizzlym]

I think I would kick the football.

Can't do it. It's a crime against footy.

He's signed his name, and he's written SEN under his name like it's his number.

 

[Manbearpig]

Can't do it. It's a crime against footy.

He's signed his name, and he's written SEN under his name like it's his number.

Crime not to get the joy out of a new Sherrin.

 

[grizzlym]

Crime not to get the joy out of a new Sherrin.

Normally, yes.

But this has the mark of the Mark on it.

 

[Manbearpig]

Normally, yes.

But this has the mark of the Mark on it.

Trust me, that lessens the value.

Plus, I thought you thought it worthy of giving it to the dog?

 

[grizzlym]

Trust me, that lessens the value.

Plus, I thought you thought it worthy of giving it to the dog?

The ball has no value. It is a thing of horror now that Mark has marked it.

To use it for anything footy related is sacrilegious.

It must be destroyed.

That is, unfortunately, the point.

 

[EagleMan87]

Fellow Mark Doran fans,

I need some help. An A-grade Sherrin came across my desk today signed by the self-proclaimed great man, Mark Doran.

What was once a thing of rare beauty, is now sullied and disgraced like a 70 year old crack hoe.

So what do I do with it?

My vicious, highly-trained Rhodesian Ridge Back I imported from the South African Police force was recently stolen by a bikie gang.

(Bubbles is probably guarding a meth lab at an industrial estate now.)

Normally, I would have tossed it straight to him to tear to shreds.

Anyone got any ideas?

Or a suitably nasty canine, reptile or rabid mammal to feed it to?

Your input is sought.

Pretend the signature is his face and kick the shit out of it

 

[Registered User]

Fellow Mark Doran fans,

......

Flatten it, scratch is up, cover it in some food scraps, poos and toilet paper, then send him a photo of it .....Or at least post the pic on here

 

[grizzlym]

An update on the Doran Sherrin:

I thought to myself, "Grizzlym (not my real name) some good must come out of this whole thing".

So I took the Sherrin along to the Kindergarden father's day gig this morning.

Carried it with BBQ tongs so as not to physically touch it.

Thought, surely these 5 year olds don't know who Doran is and they won't care.

Wrong.

Kids started screaming and crying and running away.

The kindergarden teacher, a rather foxy chick called Kelly, slapped me.

The whole thing was called off.

I'm typing this from exile - the garage.

Unfortunately, I'm still in possession of the Sherrin.

 

[DeputyViceCaptain]

An update on the Doran Sherrin:

I thought to myself, "Grizzlym (not my real name) some good must come out of this whole thing".

So I took the Sherrin along to the Kindergarden father's day gig this morning.

Carried it with BBQ tongs so as not to physically touch it.

Thought, surely these 5 year olds don't know who Doran is and they won't care.

Wrong.

Kids started screaming and crying and running away.

The kindergarden teacher, a rather foxy chick called Kelly, slapped me.

The whole thing was called off.

I'm typing this from exile - the garage.

Unfortunately, I'm still in possession of the Sherrin.

Send it to the Ministry for Defence. In the event of national emergency we can get Malcolm Blight to kick it at the enemy with a lead boot or drop it from the Channel 7 chopper.

p.s GrizzlyM your sonnet style is somewhat disconcerting.

 

[Hawthorn United]

The fact that the ball bares his signature means he touched it. I would've made sure I wore a radiation suit to protect myself of Doranism.

 

[Cohzee]

Anyone hear his interview with Ablett Jnr they played today?

He actually suggested that Ablett might prefer to be not as good as he is, so he can just get on with playing footy and not have awards and accolades to worry about.

He then, later on, said that Collingwood probably should have won the '07 prelim.

****ing deadshit.

 

[grizzlym]

The fact that the ball bares his signature means he touched it. I would've made sure I wore a radiation suit to protect myself of Doranism.

Valid point.

I did try to avoid touching it by using BBQ tongs but, like those tests at Maralinga proved, DIY radiation protection just doesn't cut it.

I'm investigating building a concrete sarcophagus around it Chernobyl-style.

Alternatively, feeding it through a tree shredder like in Fargo.

Better still, feeding Doran through it.

 

[DeputyViceCaptain]

Or...

Drop Doran out of B-52 sitting on top of his footy.

The questions is what target....?

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Or...

Drop Doran out of B-52 sitting on top of his footy.

The questions is what target....?

Don't care. It would just be nice to see arrogant twirps like Doran come back to Earth for a change.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Don't care. It would just be nice to see arrogant twirps like Doran come back to Earth for a change.

That's the odd thing... what does he have to be arrogant about?

 

[DeputyViceCaptain]

Don't care. It would just be nice to see arrogant twirps like Doran come back to Earth for a change.

An inspired choice - Earth.

I would like to take it one step further and see if he cold be dropped on Jimmy Barnes, Mark Seymour and the Jersey Boys on Grand Final Day.

Sttteeeeeeeee-rrrrrrikkkkke!