Joeseph, Joeseph, Joeseph. A lie and an impossibility = impudence. Being your bog average pies supporter I knew in advance our conversation would take this turn, hence the offer of safe escort. Like you would a toddler who has wandered from the wading pool into the shark pond. Hope you are wearing your floaties.I think you took my post the wrong way ...
Of course, lack of anything intelligent so choosing a soft target for idle banter has noting to do with it.
Ps. Do you know markfs? He lives over your way.