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Massive poo stuck in toilet, how do I unclog this disaster?

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STP18 said:
Tips, home remedies ASAP plunger not working got dishwashing liquid fermenting ATM and hoping a kettle of boiling water will do the trick. Help quick I'm running out of time.
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Why don't you use poster peppy la pew's head as plunger he's always full of shit anyway.:)
 
Reminds me of my army days. I'd been out bush, eating ration pack food for 4 days. I got back into our base and did possibly the biggest turd ever. No amount of flushing could get rid of it. I went off and had a shower and heard my Sergeant yelling and screaming about this gigantic turd in the latrines.. Needless to say, I never fessed up to it !!
 
Lord Rod said:
Reminds me of my army days. I'd been out bush, eating ration pack food for 4 days. I got back into our base and did possibly the biggest turd ever. No amount of flushing could get rid of it. I went off and had a shower and heard my Sergeant yelling and screaming about this gigantic turd in the latrines.. Needless to say, I never fessed up to it !!
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Was a chocco during Uni. I so know that ration pack dump.
 

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Sir Hugh Percy said:
Ahh, where was B13 and and this information about 20 years ago. You see, I wasn't always a gentleman-about-town in neckerchiefs, for a time I worked in the Shell servo near the Dandenong Rd end of Westall Rd while I was finishing Uni. We had high-flow diesel pumps, so had plenty of truck drivers coming through. It was about 5 minutes after one of these specimens of humanity had used the facilties, that another customer came to me and alerted me to 'a problem with the toilet'. I went to check on said 'problem' and was confronted with the biggest poo that you'll ever see on your life. It was about 6cm in diameter and at least 40cm long - kid you not. The front end of it was under the water at the front of the bowl and the back half stuck out of the water and about halfway up the back of the bowl.

I tried everything to get rid of it, thought about using the hotdog tongs, but ended up chopping it up with a bit of cardboard ripped off a chip box out the back and it finally flushed.

How that log ever came out of a human being I'll never know.
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possibly the best post ever on this forum
 

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Keg on legs said:
Here2tellyouwhy we have all been caught short here at least once. Can you pls share how you usually get yourself sorted in such an emergency?

Sir Skid
Obese Arachnid
Hai_Newman
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:think:

I've found if I eat heaps of fruit or a Massaman curry will get the groovin' movin'.*

*Punters tip: If one does find him/herself with an immovable obstruction, I recommend staying away from nuts.;)
 

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