Master Chef is Broken

[Haggis McHaggis]

Point 1 drives me ****ing nuts, stupid ass show.

It's reality television. All these cheaparse, shithouse shows work on roughly the same formula. The emo crap is there to attempt to create some semblance of a storyline to the show. It allows people to form opinions on the people involved, rather than their shitty cooking, thus entangling people in the shit as a regular viewer, as opposed to someone who's just flicked over to Huey's cooking show and decided to watch him whip up a couple of dishes.

The real question is, why the **** does anyone watch this crap? Ol' Huey's better, let alone the thousands of other 'celebrity chef's' out there that are generally better viewing than Wobbles Cravat and his two douche mates.

 

[Dutch Wink]

Fappin while shes flippin flap jacks

fap jacks

 

[Higs]

this show is exactly the same as the biggest loser and all those other shitty 'talent' shows channel 10 dishes out.
cue the tears, hugs, dramatic pauses, suspensful music, shite "this is my dream" monologues and cliffhangers before ad breaks. Nobody gives a **** what the secret ingredient is so don't act like we should be on the edge of our seats

 

[Ess_don]

My mum watches this show every freakin day, means I have to record OWAAT or 2 n a half men or whatever show I wanna watch later...

I just remember one time, one of the ingredients was eel, I was like omg and actually considered watching it... but the person didnt choose eel.
Would have been funny to see 20 people go "what the **** do I do with this?" then deepfry that sonabitch..

 

[Ruse]

Iron chef dominates Master Chef. Why couldn't they just remake that for australian television instead of watching losers learning how to cook a ****ing potato.

 

[Amber Guzzler]

I can cook any of you lot under the table. I'm the best chef in the world. Every single person that's ever eaten one of my dishes claims it's the best dish they've ever have, without exception. Death row prisoners ask for one of my dishes as a last request.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Iron chef dominates Master Chef. Why couldn't they just remake that for australian television instead of watching losers learning how to cook a ****ing potato.

Nearly right on the Money

Iron Chef is such a good show, I understand how it beats AFL in Sydney, I mean unless hawthorn were playing i would watch Iron Chef over any Footy game and just record it

I wouldnt have faith in an Aussie Remake, Imagine Kyle Sandilands being the host and having Matt Newton and Delta Goodrem as Hosts, Screw That

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Dont you get Goosebumps? Its like the start of a Grand Final, Except without all the lame Idols or the Premiership cup being lowered with sparks comming out or some crap.

 

[Gus]

Death row prisoners ask for one of my dishes as a last request.

Only because it's a quicker way to go than the chair

 

[Sekaj]

She's the reason I ever started watching Masterchef.

The beauty contestant that got kicked out the first round? I saw her walking down Collins some months after the show. Looked like she'd packed on a few pounds. Was considerably less attractive in real life than on the show.

I also recently saw hickie Sam at one of the eastern suburban markets. Looked really daggy. But I guess we're all entitled to look like that if we'd just gotten out of bed and only want to grab a few morsels from the market.

 

[Skeppersap]

This thread needs pictures of Fiona. The best looking reality TV person ever!

 

[el jefe]

George wants to bone that art teacher chick.

Just watch him, he's like a horny jack russel around her.

 

[el jefe]

The beauty contestant that got kicked out the first round? I saw her walking down Collins some months after the show. Looked like she'd packed on a few pounds. Was considerably less attractive in real life than on the show.

I also recently saw hickie Sam at one of the eastern suburban markets. Looked really daggy. But I guess we're all entitled to look like that if we'd just gotten out of bed and only want to grab a few morsels from the market.

I always thought she was bloody average. Couldn't actually believe she was a beauty contestant.

 

[bigbunyip14]

bring back fiona.

yes please!!!

 

[Todd_Gack]

Masterchef is just a vehicle for Matt Preston to release more music albums

 

[bigbunyip14]

 

[Homegrown]

George wants to bone that art teacher chick.

Just watch him, he's like a horny jack russel around her.

i lol at this, great stuff

 

[Dennis]

Skye

I'd tap that with my wooden spoon

 

[smasha]

What pisses me off is when a contestant goes back home ,they arrive to a 3 floor house in Toorak!

I wish they would pick contestants who really need the work as a chef.

Most of the people are lawyers and rich fat pigs.

This show supports Adolf Hitler's perfect race vision and Andrew Dimwittios greed plan.

LOL @ George's dick talking when he said Skye's dish was brilliant,wonderful and the others said it was average.

 

[smasha]

Skye

I'd tap that with my wooden spoon

Sleazy Carlton supporter.

 

[tubbis]

Bring back Fiona.

Seconded. Babe who's good with the kids (she's a teacher) and great in the kitchen

 

[Sekaj]

I can cook any of you lot under the table. I'm the best chef in the world. Every single person that's ever eaten one of my dishes claims it's the best dish they've ever have, without exception. Death row prisoners ask for one of my dishes as a last request.

I'll see you in the next season of Masterchef then.

 

[Sekaj]

Seconded. Babe who's good with the kids (she's a teacher) and great in the kitchen

What else do you think she's great at?

 

[Mullarkey]

Skye

I'd tap that with my wooden spoon

What about Mrs Dennis?

 

[afc9798]

Definitely not enough use of the word "Journey" in this or any other reality show, simply can't be enough "journeys" had by contestants.

 

[el jefe]

Contestants on this show love making the big calls.

"This is the hardest thing I've ever done"
"This is the best thing that's ever happened to me"
"You're the nicest person I've ever met"
"This is the most important day of my life"
"George won't yell today"
etc etc etc...

I am yet to see an episode where a big call isn't made.