Matthew Lloyd in Commonwealth Games?

[Menages]

Heard a rumour that Matthew Lloyd has been selected in the Australian team for the Commonwealth Games.

Can't tell you which sport but can say that he should ensure all the tickets are sold out at the Aquatic Centre when all those scum essendon supporters hear about it (I would have said read about it but most essendon supporters can't read!)

 

[FatBoy's Wombats]

Synchronised swimming perhaps?
Rythmic Gymnasics (Specializing in that lovely ribbon event)?
or perhaps just good old fasioned tossing (In reference to the grass and himself)?

 

[Menages]

Synchronised swimming perhaps?
Rythmic Gymnasics (Specializing in that lovely ribbon event)?
or perhaps just good old fasioned tossing (In reference to the grass and himself)?

Perhaps a sport that involves falling in an agitated manner, extra points awarded for requests for a free kickon the way to entering the water.

All of the above are feasible, I acknowledge!

 

[HAWKS HEROES]

water polo , his head is the ball

 

[LoneStar]

His missus would get few complaints as the landing mat for the men's high jump...IF....she promised to shut up and lie quietly on the track.

 

[Menages]

His missus would get few complaints as the landing mat for the men's high jump...IF....she promised to shut up and lie quietly on the track.

GOLD!


"Here's my banana, Ms Lamanna"!

 

[Books]

Is there a sport for belting people in the head with a forearm guard and getting away with it? Lloyd would be a champion.

He would not do any water sports though in case his hair got messed up!

 

[MightyFighting]

water polo , his head is the ball

Is there any waterpolo?

 

[carntheroos4eva]

I think that you might be getting confused thinking that it is the Matthew Lloyd when it is actually his namesake.

 

[Quadzilla]

Do they have a competition for throwing grass up in the air in an enclosed stadium?

 

[roostersgal4eva]

I heard he was partnering Gavin Wangerneen in the 3m & 10m Sycnonised Diving

 

[Mr.Likeable]

Heard a rumour that Matthew Lloyd...

I resent the use of this man's name on the Hawthorn boards.

How many times can a man accidentally hit people with his forearm before the concepts "reckless" and "appropriate penalty" become associated with the actions?

 

[windyhill]

Hawk relay ? Use a baton boys, not the hair dryer.

 

[Books]

I heard he was partnering Gavin Wangerneen in the 3m & 10m Sycnonised Diving

Very good. I'll pay that.

(Which is, incidentally, exactly what the umpires always say when they see Lloyd taking a dive!!..)

 

[HAWKS HEROES]

Is there any waterpolo?

think there is they have sticks with nets no them but i could be wrong

 

[carntheroos4eva]

http://www.melbourne2006.com.au

Do a check of the events there.

No there isn't any water polo.

 

[MightyFighting]

think there is they have sticks with nets no them but i could be wrong

Que?

 

[dodgey]

And I hear Richie Vandenburg has scored a spot on the Boxing team...

pity he'll be kicked out for belting up his teammates before the opening ceremony

Hawk relay ? Use a baton boys, not the hair dryer.

That's GOLD !!!

 

[col44]

I heard it might be skeet shooting.

Seems to have an unfair advantage of being able to look both way at the same time. (. ) ( .)

Damn eyes... could he open them any wider!