Memo to Mick Malthouse

[The Royal Sampler]

Dear Mick,

I noted during the game against St. Kilda that unless he's on a fast lead, kicking long to Leon Davis one-out against an opponent standing at his shoulder is in fact a less than 50-50 proposition for our side.

You, apparently, did not. Please advise Davis and team of same.

Sincere regards,

The Royal Sampler.

P.S. Brent MacAffer needs to kick those goals from 15m out. Seriously.

 

[Blur]

Memo to Mick:

Dick: IN!

 

[StillWaiting5689]

I think you should send this memo to Gavin Brown as he will be coaching Davis for a while.

 

[hellfire]

Memo to Mick:

****ing sort your shit out.

Regards,

Your beloved big H to the fire.

 

[WakeUpPies]

Memo to Mick

Cats = 3 big forward, Presti = pretty good defender

 

[jefffff34]

Dear Mick,

If you think Cameron Wood is a better player than Josh Fraser you are wholeheartedly ****ing wrong. Him and Macaffer have been stamped by me.

Regards

me

 

[jerry springer]

Even i cant blame MM for this

we kick straight,we win.Simple as that.Mick cant kick our goals

 

[hellfire]

Memo to the Collingwood Football Club:

It's the two big sticks. That does NOT change when we play the good teams. You've kicked it through there 102 times in the five weeks before tonight, stop crying on the big stage and continue doing that.

Regards,

Regardless.

 

[HeavyPop]

Stop playing the boundary line.

 

[Snoop Dog]

to be fair i dont think many of the small fwds really lit the game up. Johnson, Stokes, Byrnes and varcoe werent super for them. The game just wasnt set up for small fwds as there were a heap of numbers back. Leons form has been ok. Leading tackler up to last week inside 50. thats a stat that does count.

 

[Zahki]

Dear Mick,

Still think a kicking coach is a waste of time? Maybe you should go over the scores from our 2 losses and try, as hard as you can, to see what they share in common (Hint: Look at the behinds column)

Good accuracy wins games. Poor accuracy loses them. All the structures in the world are secondary to kicking goals, get your priorities straight man!

 

[jefffff34]

Also,

dear record seller outside gate 1,

Whilst I appreciate the effort for you to train it in from whichever suburb it is you live in with your folks, I would prefer not to be handed the following when waiting for $15 change...

* 5 $2 coins
* 3 $1 coins
* 2 50 cent coins
* 5 20 cent coins

seriously, what the **** am I going to do with that? Throw it into my Scrooge McDuck money bin in the backyard and swim through it? I can't fit it in my wallet and it would have weighed my pants down that much that my belt would have been deemed as useless as Brent Macaffer is.

Next time a $10 note and a $5 note will suffice.

Regards

me

 

[Terrafirma]

Memo to the Collingwood Football Club:

It's the two big sticks. That does NOT change when we play the good teams. You've kicked it through there 102 times in the five weeks before tonight, stop crying on the big stage and continue doing that.

Regards,

Regardless.

Memo to Collingwood, stop being pretenders.? Memo to Leon Davis, go back to the VFL and play at your own speed..? Memo to Cloke, we can create some artificial intelligence to go with the frame.? Memo to Didak,> You've been awarded the Anzac Medal for courage..? Memo to Thomas..? Leigh Mathews was right..! Memo to Dawes..? I don't think so..? Thats why you were in the VFL for so long..! Memo to McCaffer however you spell it, you can't kick a football over a tin can, how did you get a game.??? Memo to Dayne Beams.! Keep playing great footy, the Gold Coast will pick you up..! Memo to Collingwood..? Tonight was a 2 quarter demo from the Cats, when they play 4 qrtrs you will lose by 70-80.! Memo to the Journo's.! You guys know nothing about Football, the Cats were playing "Give the Pies a Kick tonight..! "


Memo to Myself..! " I am a Collingwood Supporter.., Please don't let me get sucked in by the hype and moronic Press"

Memo to someone other than Geeekong.., please beat them when it matters....

 

[mattys123]

Memo to Mick:

Dick: IN!

Not ready yet, has had one run in after being out for six months.

We need Dicky, but he has to have a few runs under his belt before he returns.

Leon needs a rest or a run in the twos, not knowing his physical condition, I won't criticize him too much.

Leon out, someone else in next week, Barham may be the choice, as much as I hate his disposal.

 

[mdc]

Dear Mick,

I thought your hair looked different tonight. Are you doing something new with it?

Yours,
mdc

p.s. I hear that Pendlebury fella is ok on the ball. Might be worth a shot.

 

[hellfire]

Memo to Collingwood, stop being pretenders.? Memo to Leon Davis, go back to the VFL and play at your own speed..? Memo to Cloke, we can create some artificial intelligence to go with the frame.? Memo to Didak,> You've been awarded the Anzac Medal for courage..? Memo to Thomas..? Leigh Mathews was right..! Memo to Dawes..? I don't think so..? Thats why you were in the VFL for so long..! Memo to McCaffer however you spell it, you can't kick a football over a tin can, how did you get a game.??? Memo to Dayne Beams.! Keep playing great footy, the Gold Coast will pick you up..! Memo to Collingwood..? Tonight was a 2 quarter demo from the Cats, when they play 4 qrtrs you will lose by 70-80.! Memo to the Journo's.! You guys know nothing about Football, the Cats were playing "Give the Pies a Kick tonight..! "


Memo to Myself..! " I am a Collingwood Supporter.., Please don't let me get sucked in by the hype and moronic Press"

Memo to someone other than Geeekong.., please beat them when it matters....

Memo to Terrafirma...

Creating an alias and putting Collingwood as your club does not stop you from being a troll. Get the **** off our board and don't come back. Too much time on your hands is an understatement.

 

[Old Spice]

Dear Mick,

Thanks for the press, it's given us another dimension. I tried to look at who was truly awful tonite but couldn't finger anyone specifically.

Maybe some more corridor football will work. Kicking into the 50 from the boundary line only opens up a quartile of the ground and feeds into the mittens of a defensive structure that leaves 3 back permanently.

 

[PieLebo87]

Also,

dear record seller outside gate 1,

Whilst I appreciate the effort for you to train it in from whichever suburb it is you live in with your folks, I would prefer not to be handed the following when waiting for $15 change...

* 5 $2 coins
* 3 $1 coins
* 2 50 cent coins
* 5 20 cent coins

seriously, what the **** am I going to do with that? Throw it into my Scrooge McDuck money bin in the backyard and swim through it? I can't fit it in my wallet and it would have weighed my pants down that much that my belt would have been deemed as useless as Brent Macaffer is.

Next time a $10 note and a $5 note will suffice.

Regards

me

Ducktales OOoooOOOoo. Loved it

 

[ThePheonix]

Memo To Mick Malhouse


AFL is a mans game, so therfore we should be putting men in our team not boys. Just look at Geelong they are full of big experienced men.

We don't wont to make the same mistake as '03 when Collingwood, the youngest team to play a Grand Final get beaten by a stronger more experienced team.

EG. L Brown, J Fraser, S Prestigiacomo these are all men we have in our team please use their strength and experience in the big games.

Regards
A Passionate Collingwood Supporter

 

[Markfs]

memo to mick

I promise to be nice and post nice things about all the players if we win.....

if we lose, I can only promise to blame all the players that I was talking up the week before...

yeh i know its crazy, mick but thats how i am...

 

[WakeUpPies]

Memo to Mick

When you practice something, you get better at it.

Maybe, just maybe, we should start practicing kicking for goal?

My mum could have kicked those 2 shots missed by Macca, hell my grandma could, my mum would be able to do it with her eyes closed.

 

[black and white]

Memo to Collingwood lady sitting next to me:

Don't call for the dropping of every single player in our side every 5 mins.

And Pendlebury is not shit.

 

[Old Spice]

memo to mick

I promise to be nice and post nice things about all the players if we win.....

if we lose, I can only promise to blame all the players that I was talking up the week before...

yeh i know its crazy, mick but thats how i am...

Should have quoted the poster who blamed all players.

 

[Markfs]

i dont have to quote the poster.... he knows who he is.... in fact there are a few of them..

like willow trees gently swaying in the breeze........first to one side...and then to the other..

 

[Visions]

Memo to Mick,

We've only beaten Geelong once in our last 6 attempts. Maybe its time to try something different against them specifically, you know something that might surprise them, the same old doesn't work.