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This is what happens when you leave yourself logged in to Big Footy and while on the piss and not looking a mate (footyeater) posts on your behalf.... Hope nobody took it too seriously... But as I said to footyeater, my credibility wont take a dive, had none to start with think its going as well as our teamThis is either the worst thread in the history of bigfooty or the funniest in-house troll ever on this board. Which is it pistol, surely you're taking something? You are either taking the piss or taking heroine!!
As others have mentioned, why Schwass? He is 40 years old and has spent about 5 years out of the game. Buckley, Hird, Voss, Kouta would all make much more sense. Peter Matera, Tony Shaw or Tim Watson would be just as silly as suggesting Schwass. Scott or Bond would even be less crazy, atleast they are already employed by the club!

This is what happens when you leave yourself logged in to Big Footy and while on the piss and not looking a mate (footyeater) posts on your behalf....
Haha nice work FE.
I wish I had friends who posted on BF so I could try that.
Actually I'd settle for just having friends.

i dont know why schwass came to mind, but he was the funniest explayer i could think of hmmmmmmm perhaps mark jako jackson.