Think Tank Mofra's Lazy Bottom 40 for 2025

[The Sultan]

Dan Brown's next novel will be about the secret messages encoded in Mofra's Bottom 50.

Would say more like George R.R Martin, victim of their own high initial standard, and long gaps between release resulting in fans creating their own theories and predictions.

 

[springvale_mackers]

bigbill23 where you at bro? We got 2 quarter pounder meals tonight for $10!

 

[bigbill23]

2 lifetime posts both in here, your Benny is showing

Don’t even know what that means keyboard nerd

 

[WillHayward]

I nominate Ivan Soldo, Jackson Mead and Jed McEntee.

Soldo a chance.
Other two no chance on grounds that nobody apart from their mother knows who they are.
And even their mothers sometimes have to do an ID check

 

[WillHayward]

Speaking of Silvagni I have two questions.

Can ex players now showing extreme ineptitude and nepotism in off field roles be nominated?
How many times have two family members made the same bottom 40?

Can't answer your question.

But Ben has been invited to train with the Saints .. Big chance for Supplementary spot...

 

[WillHayward]

This bum still plays football in 2025?

Still two seasons to go ..

 

[King Tenz]

Still two seasons to go ..

Carlton fans will be saying the same about Jack Silvagni in a few years I reckon

 

[frggr]

Now he has the maccas colours next to his name

 

[Mofra]

Player 36 (stone) - Mitch McGovern

11

Mitch Mcgovern

Age

31

Ht

190cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.1

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

189.8

3star

D

7.6

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

1.1

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.9

3star

MG

179.6

3star

D

10.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.0

5star

MG

218.0

4star

Pictured: All the definition of Tyreboyz' Huawei

Mitch McGovern

11

Mitch Mcgovern

Age

31

Ht

190cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.1

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

189.8

3star

D

7.6

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

1.1

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.9

3star

MG

179.6

3star

D

10.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.0

5star

MG

218.0

4star

was a tallish defender from Carlton who probably would have played a key role in Voss' gameplan if he had one.

Moving across from the Adelaide Crows an immediately earning the impressive nickname of "Brackets", the no 11 never really looked like a footballer but like his brother and his dad (who both had bodies like a beaten mattress), Mitch had a good football brain.

As IT nerds find out on dating websites, brains only take you so far. Being the brother of the excellent Jeremy, Mitch would forever be compared to his more adept brother. Much like Mark Waugh, about 7 Daddos, Brad "bottom bunk" Scott... and I presume most of Essendon's list have brothers too.

This year Mitch played 17 games. Generally an intercept (i.e. doesn't defend) defender, Mitch went forward and kicked 4 goals in a loss to North Melbourne. I didn't see that game, and I've never poured undiluted bleach directly into my eye sockets. Those facts may just be related.

At the end of this season Carlton decided not to offer another contract to Mitch which should save them a fortune on catering.

Thanks for the memories Brackets and welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Player 36 (stone) - Mitch McGovern
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Pictured: All the definition of Tyreboyz' Huawei

Mitch McGovern was a tallish defender from Carlton who probably would have played a key role in Voss' gameplan if he had one.

Moving across from the Adelaide Crows an immediately earning the impressive nickname of "Brackets", the no 11 never really looked like a footballer but like his brother and his dad (who both had bodies like a beaten mattress), Mitch had a good football brain.

As IT nerds find out on dating websites, brains only take you so far. Being the brother of the excellent Jeremy, Mitch would forever be compared to his more adept brother. Much like Mark Waugh, about 7 Daddos, Brad "bottom bunk" Scott... and I presume most of Essendon's list have brothers too.

This year Mitch played 17 games. Generally an intercept (i.e. doesn't defend) defender, Mitch went forward and kicked 4 goals in a loss to North Melbourne. I didn't see that game, and I've never poured undiluted bleach directly into my eye sockets. Those facts may just be related.

At the end of this season Carlton decided not to offer another contract to Mitch which should save them a fortune on catering.

Thanks for the memories Brackets and welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

I've never heard "bottom bunk" used as an insult before, but I love it.

 

[King Tenz]

Player 36 (stone) - Mitch McGovern
View attachment 2462001
Pictured: All the definition of Tyreboyz' Huawei

Mitch McGovern was a tallish defender from Carlton who probably would have played a key role in Voss' gameplan if he had one.

Moving across from the Adelaide Crows an immediately earning the impressive nickname of "Brackets", the no 11 never really looked like a footballer but like his brother and his dad (who both had bodies like a beaten mattress), Mitch had a good football brain.

As IT nerds find out on dating websites, brains only take you so far. Being the brother of the excellent Jeremy, Mitch would forever be compared to his more adept brother. Much like Mark Waugh, about 7 Daddos, Brad "bottom bunk" Scott... and I presume most of Essendon's list have brothers too.

This year Mitch played 17 games. Generally an intercept (i.e. doesn't defend) defender, Mitch went forward and kicked 4 goals in a loss to North Melbourne. I didn't see that game, and I've never poured undiluted bleach directly into my eye sockets. Those facts may just be related.

At the end of this season Carlton decided not to offer another contract to Mitch which should save them a fortune on catering.

Thanks for the memories Brackets and welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

This bum still plays football in 2025?

 

[philreich]

Now he has the maccas colours next to his name

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I heard that bigbill23 thinks that Yoko Ono is Japanese for One Egg Please.

 

[Chronz]

Player 36 (stone) - Mitch McGovern
View attachment 2462001
Pictured: All the definition of Tyreboyz' Huawei

Mitch McGovern was a tallish defender from Carlton who probably would have played a key role in Voss' gameplan if he had one.

Moving across from the Adelaide Crows an immediately earning the impressive nickname of "Brackets", the no 11 never really looked like a footballer but like his brother and his dad (who both had bodies like a beaten mattress), Mitch had a good football brain.

As IT nerds find out on dating websites, brains only take you so far. Being the brother of the excellent Jeremy, Mitch would forever be compared to his more adept brother. Much like Mark Waugh, about 7 Daddos, Brad "bottom bunk" Scott... and I presume most of Essendon's list have brothers too.

This year Mitch played 17 games. Generally an intercept (i.e. doesn't defend) defender, Mitch went forward and kicked 4 goals in a loss to North Melbourne. I didn't see that game, and I've never poured undiluted bleach directly into my eye sockets. Those facts may just be related.

At the end of this season Carlton decided not to offer another contract to Mitch which should save them a fortune on catering.

Thanks for the memories Brackets and welcome to the Bottom 40 for 2025.

Career highlights package just dropped.

 

[Pistol Night]

I heard that bigbill23 thinks that Yoko Ono is Japanese for One Egg Please.

Don’t be like that he said it’s what you say it you drop an egg on the floor

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Nice list but will it be completed by Christmas?

 

[philreich]

Don’t be like that he said it’s what you say it you drop an egg on the floor

I was hoping he'd hang around a bit longer - I'm sure he'd have a chuckle at this.......

 

[hawkman]

As IT nerds find out on dating websites, brains only take you so far. Being the brother of the excellent Jeremy, Mitch would forever be compared to his more adept brother. Much like Mark Waugh, about 7 Daddos, Brad "bottom bunk" Scott... and I presume most of Essendon's list have brothers too.

At least Mark gets a mention unlike Dean who is completely forgotten

The Jimmy Ormand joke to Mark Waugh is still one of the better ones though

As James Ormond arrived at the crease to bat against the Aussies, Mark Waugh greeted him with: "What are you doing out here? You're too s**t to play for England!"

Ormond’s response? "Maybe so, but at least I'm the best player in my family".

Also according to Wikipedia Dean's full name is Dean Parma Waugh

 

[74561347]

At least Mark gets a mention unlike Dean who is completely forgotten

The Jimmy Ormand joke to Mark Waugh is still one of the better ones though



Also according to Wikipedia Dean's full name is Dean Parma Waugh

Wait till you learn about Daniel waugh

 

[HomerThompson]

Wait till you learn about Daniel waugh

What is he good for?

Absolutely nothing.

 

[Pistol Night]

What is he good for?

Absolutely nothing.

Say it again ya”ll

 

[The Sultan]

At least Mark gets a mention unlike Dean who is completely forgotten

The Jimmy Ormand joke to Mark Waugh is still one of the better ones though



Also according to Wikipedia Dean's full name is Dean Parma Waugh

the Waughs are from NSW so shouldn't it be Dean Parmi Waugh?

 

[Pistol Night]

the Waughs are from NSW so shouldn't it be Dean Parmi Waugh?

Maybe that's why he was shit at cricket. They named him wrong and he never fully recovered. Should have played it safe and named him Dean Mushroom Sauce Waugh

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Maybe that's why he was shit at cricket. They named him wrong and he never fully recovered. Should have played it safe and named him Dean Mushroom Sauce Waugh

I'm not sure "mushroom sauce" and "played it safe" belong in the same sentence anymore ...

 

[Pistol Night]

I'm not sure "mushroom sauce" and "played it safe" belong in the same sentence anymore ...

So Dean Beef Wellington Waugh is definitely off the table

 

[hawkman]

Maybe that's why he was shit at cricket. They named him wrong and he never fully recovered. Should have played it safe and named him Dean Mushroom Sauce Waugh

Wouldn't want to be caught dead in front of the stumps then