Think Tank Mofra's Lazy Bottom 40 for 2025

[Pistol Night]

The B stands for Bear

Humphrey Bear Bear?

 

[All Aust]

Humphrey Bear Bear?

Humphrey Bareassfart Bear

 

[frggr]

Probably true. The many criminals in Geelong wouldn't bother stopping for a game of footy

Those would be the Hawthorn supporters not rich enough to live in Kew

 

[spenze]

The B stands for “ Ballsout”

 

[RossFC]

Aaron Francis could play both ends almost well enough to keep his spot.
This season he managed 5 goals from 10 games, however 3 of those goals came in one game against Port Adelaide. Port fans were so traumatised by this development

Of course he ends up signing with Norwood after being superhuman against Ports.

 

[Dubai Quacker]

Waiting for no.17 feels like waiting for Essendon to win a final.

 

[Over The Post]

You're just worried they'll be from the Swans.

 

[Pistol Night]

Waiting for no.17 feels like waiting for Essendon to win a final.

**** me Mof will be dead by the time we get to 16 at that rate

 

[The Sultan]

**** me Mof will be dead by the time we get to 16 at that rate

anything under 18 is referred to as the "Epstein list"

 

[philreich]

anything under 18 is referred to as the "Epstein list"

I heard that Epstein was drowning one day, until someone threw him a buoy.

 

[caveman72]

Humphrey Bear Bear?

yep google it, his name was Bear Bear

 

[hawkman]

Those would be the Hawthorn supporters not rich enough to live in Kew

Even the poor Hawthorn supporters wouldn't lower themselves to be seen in the slums of Geelong

 

[philreich]

yep google it, his name was Bear Bear

Agro had a good idea for a radio interview - Fat Cat interviews Humphrey.

 

[caveman72]

Agro had a good idea for a radio interview - Fat Cat interviews Humphrey.

They would make more sense than BT on a CH7 game day telecast

 

[hawkman]

Agro had a good idea for a radio interview - Fat Cat interviews Humphrey.

Both would pronounce the same amount of English words correctly as Jobe

 

[caveman72]

Both would pronounce the same amount of English words correctly as Jobe

Slim chance they would get more right than him

 

[HomerThompson]

yep google it, his name was Bear Bear

That's overbearing

 

[Pistol Night]

yep google it, his name was Bear Bear

Any relation to Aliir Aliir or Gout Gout?

 

[caveman72]

That's overbearing

His lack of pants and overbearing is why the censors found it unbearable for his show to continue

 

[HomerThompson]

His lack of pants and overbearing is why the censors found it unbearable for his show to continue

Gave everyone paws for thought, that's fur sure

 

[Pistol Night]

His lack of pants and overbearing is why the censors found it unbearable for his show to continue

We almost had to let Steele Sidebottom go for something similar

 

[All Aust]

We almost had to let Steele Sidebottom go for something similar

Spit Balling her...

Would it be a reasonable defense for Metal Arse to claim that in haste he just forgot to put the Humphrey suit on?
Or
If he had put a Humphrey suit on, no questions would have been asked.

Humphrey Suits. Under-rated attire.

 

[Pistol Night]

Spit Balling her...

Would it be a reasonable defense for Metal Arse to claim that in haste he just forgot to put the Humphrey suit on?
Or
If he had put a Humphrey suit on, no questions would have been asked.

Humphrey Suits. Under-rated attire.

Steele SideBearBottom

 

[DQ 4EVER]

Spit Balling her...

Would it be a reasonable defense for Metal Arse to claim that in haste he just forgot to put the Humphrey suit on?
Or
If he had put a Humphrey suit on, no questions would have been asked.

Humphrey Suits. Under-rated attire.

The first line of your post is troubling in a Tom S kind of way

 

[All Aust]

The first line of your post is troubling in a Tom S kind of way

What has Tom Selleck done?