Family & Relationships **** Moves

[Schulzenfest]

Accidentally got a mate cockblocked by his grandma once. Awesome moment

 

[Simple Jack]

This one happened to me:

What a massive ****.

I don't know you, or your situation. But that poor excuse for a human being makes me angry.

However,

This isn't so much a **** move as just effing hilarious. Few mates were at uni games a couple of years ago, however they only had 3 beds to 4 blokes in one room, so two of them had to share the double.

Anyway, one of them takes a girl back to where they are staying. Sleeps with her, they go to sleep. Other mate gets home, nods his approval of his mate, then strips naked and gets into bed between them.

Next morning first guy wakes up, laughs. Girl wakes up, screams, and runs off

Makes me laugh

 

[Damon_3388]

This one happened to me:

What a massive ****.

That guy deserves this kind of treatment:

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I was in line for a club putting the move on the girl behind me. I'd been leaning on this wall for support and when the line moved forward I put out my hand to lean on it again --> I was now standing in an arched doorway and my hand had no wall for support. I was a bit drunk so my leg wouldn't move in time to support me and I fell directly into a full-length window to the main dancefloor of the club.

Reminded me of this classic :

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[HahnPremium]

My friend was telling me about a guy he plays cricket with and summed up his personality with this story.

He'd gone away with a mate and they were out and his mate was dancing kissing this chick and he was dancing with her friend. Anyway, he didn't like the girl he was stuck with so he said to her "listen, I feel like i should warn you that your friend will get r*ped hanging out with him"

Needless to say the girls disappeared very quickly.

Oh you Nicky. Always the post whore. Even when your only input had to be "Kevin Bacon'd". I can only hope this was some of your "Fitzroy Sarcasm".
If not. How is the cricket guy your friend plays with?
I hoped it all worked out.
And I hope you feel better for the re-telling.
We don't.

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

Kevin Baconed.

 

[Bomber Bears]

Wasnt so much **** blocked, but i was once having a bit of a pash with a girl on the dance floor of a local club (to terrible retro music), mate from cricket (pissed as anything) comes up to me and goes "oh hey", then to girl im hooking up with "Im his ex-boyfriend"

Pretty poor, i laughed it off at the time tho