Multiple confirmed sightings, Moorabbin area

[seasonedsainter]

Reports of low flying entities in the Linton St area of Moorabbin this summer have been increasing at an alarming rate.

Witnesses suggest said entities travel with a "frightening" velocity, giving off "sparks of pure footballing exuberance" as they go.

Residents are advised to wear sunglasses and safety goggles when walking past the Linton St oval. If being close to or even sighting pure-blooded alpha males leaving their sweat in the same dirt as their footballing forefathers makes you pause, best stear clear altogether.

Thankfully, there have been very few if any corresponding reports in populace areas such as Richmond, Collingwood and Geelong.

 

[Mofra]

Looks like an obsolete A model of the F-15 series.

 

[seasonedsainter]

The only thing obsolete at Moorabbin is mediocrity.

 

[AvantGardener]

Yes can confirm there has been multiple sightings of Arie Shoenmakers training with the Reserves.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Reports of low flying entities in the Linton St area of Moorabbin this summer have been increasing at an alarming rate.

Witnesses suggest said entities travel with a "frightening" velocity, giving off "sparks of pure footballing exuberance" as they go.

Residents are advised to wear sunglasses and safety goggles when walking past the Linton St oval. If being close to or even sighting pure-blooded alpha males leaving their sweat in the same dirt as their footballing forefathers makes you pause, best stear clear altogether.

Thankfully, there have been very few if any corresponding reports in populace areas such as Richmond, Collingwood and Geelong.

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[Mofra]

The irony of a saints supporter using an Eagle being above them to try and make a point.

 

[seasonedsainter]

Yes can confirm there has been multiple sightings of Arie Shoenmakers training with the Reserves.

Will be the making of him or bust, either way, pick 62 we're not talking high stakes here.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Will be the making of him or bust, either way, pick 62 we're not talking high stakes here.

Will be traded to geelong in 2031

 

[AvantGardener]

Will be traded to geelong in 2031

Huge if true

 

[Coach_Required]

 

[Tyler Durden007]

The only thing travelling at super sonic speeds at Linton St was a full tinnie piffed at visiting opposition supporters from a disgruntled members section as the Saints lost again whilst Plugger kicked 10.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh I thought maybe Plugger35 had come out of hiding

 

[Cyclops]

The only thing travelling at super sonic speeds at Linton St was a full tinnie piffed at visiting opposition supporters from a disgruntled members section as the Saints lost again whilst Plugger kicked 10.

I only went to Moorabbin once, to see Ablett vs Plugger. Worst surface I ever saw or smelt.

I wasn't targeted or anything. Sadly my two heroes only kicked 4 or 5 between them.

If all these reports about low flying entities are true they should lock up the schoolgirls down there. We know what the Saints mean when they talk about "alpha males leaving their sweat", it usually involves micro-dick-picks and criminal charges.

 

[JerryWexler]

I only went to Moorabbin once, to see Ablett vs Plugger. Worst surface I ever saw or smelt.

I wasn't targeted or anything. Sadly my two heroes only kicked 4 or 5 between them.

If all these reports about low flying entities are true they should lock up the schoolgirls down there. We know what the Saints mean when they talk about "alpha males leaving their sweat", it usually involves micro-dick-picks and criminal charge.

Bob Skilton walks his dogs there every morning. It's a place for them to walk and have a s**t where he won't be fined by the local council if caught.

 

[seasonedsainter]

Bob Skilton walks his dogs there every morning. It's a place for them to walk and have a s**t where he won't be fined by the local council if caught.

Dog takes a s**t in Kingston Council you don't pick it up it's straight to JAIL for you, bucko.

 

[seasonedsainter]

Oh I thought maybe Plugger35 had come out of hiding

He's still around. Though I was banned from this cesspool of a site in a past life for being far too funny & intelligent.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Reports of low flying entities in the Linton St area of Moorabbin this summer have been increasing at an alarming rate.

Witnesses suggest said entities travel with a "frightening" velocity, giving off "sparks of pure footballing exuberance" as they go.

Residents are advised to wear sunglasses and safety goggles when walking past the Linton St oval. If being close to or even sighting pure-blooded alpha males leaving their sweat in the same dirt as their footballing forefathers makes you pause, best stear clear altogether.

Thankfully, there have been very few if any corresponding reports in populace areas such as Richmond, Collingwood and Geelong.

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Prolly something to do with the fight last night.

Edit: that STPer18 lost