Media My Cotchin Rules SELECTED for Round 1

[damicky]

Sin City Rookie My Cotchin Rules looks set to make his Debut in Round 1 vs The Wonders

Despite only being added to The Swamprats Squad late in the Preseason, the Qategory B Rookie (who won the last 5 Sweet Open Qennis Tournaments) has done everything that Captain jackster83 has asked of him

Sweet FA Legend okeydoke7 even stopped talking about himself long enough to say "This new kids looks alright"

Former SCS Captain & King of Dad Jokes philreich was too busy preparing new material for the upcoming Season to comment


More to come ...




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[Jabba73]

My Crotch-itchin' Rules are very simple:
1. See doctor
2. Apply cream
3. Don't return to the source until they also complete steps 1 and 2

Simple really.



Good luck in round 1, won't be shaking hands when we meet, just sayin'

 

[Braklet]

My Crotch-itchin' Rules are very simple:
1. See doctor
2. Apply cream

Glad I'm not the only one with that reaction.

 

[Jabba73]

Glad I'm not the only one with that reaction.

Meh, can't catch what you have already got.

You should be safe for a while ...

 

[Braklet]

Meh, can't catch what you have already got.

You should be safe for a while ...

Very clever Jabbs! I meant "Cotchin == Crotchin."

 

[DenieD]

We making threads about rookies before they even play their first game?

 

[damicky]

We making threads about rookies before they even play their first game?

When did you become that guy?

 

[My Cotchin Rules]

Thanks all. Looking forward to the unknown & banter to come

 

[Pugsley]

Glad I'm not the only one with that reaction.

I hope you didn't shake hands with him.

 

[DenieD]

When did you become that guy?

I've always been that guy. If we had everyone making a media thread about a rookie it would be chaos on this forum.

Anything below 50 games should be put in the team thread.

 

[tony]

My Crotch-itchin' Rules are very simple:
1. See doctor
2. Apply cream
3. Don't return to the source until they also complete steps 1 and 2

Simple really.



Good luck in round 1, won't be shaking hands when we meet, just sayin'

I've got the perfect cream for him.

 

[Jabba73]

I've always been that guy. If we had everyone making a media thread about a rookie it would be chaos on this forum.

Anything below 50 games should be put in the team thread.

Celebrate the rookies, many are not making it to 50 games. Why make ‘em wait?

 

[jackster83]

It's been a while since we had a rookie make this kind of a buzz in pre-season training.

Looking forward to seeing how My Cotchin Rules performs in front of a packed home Swamprats crowd.

 

[DenieD]

Celebrate the rookies, many are not making it to 50 games. Why make ‘em wait?

That is not the stance you had a few seasons ago. Have you changed jabba?

 

[Braklet]

Sin City Rookie My Cotchin Rules looks set to make his Debut in Round 1 vs The Wonders​

 

[Jabba73]

That is not the stance you had a few seasons ago.

Are you sure?

This was part of my Admin campaigns

Have you changed jabba?

Underwear? Regularly … only way to get sand out of them these days is to throw them in the bin.

Well, since Pugsley nearly caught me washing them in his water bowl anyway. It has been more difficult to find clean water for laundry since ‘33.

 

[T2B_]

 

[Tonga Bob]

Are you sure?

This was part of my Admin campaigns

You ran for Admin?

 

[Jabba73]

You ran for Admin?

That was just a figment of your imagination.

 

[Tonga Bob]

That was just a figment of your imagination.

Don't know what's weirder, you running for Admin or me having an imagination. What a world we live in!

Anyhoo, mazel tov My Cotchin Rules for potentially being named to do something that you haven't actually done yet.

 

[Robertio]

Thanks all. Looking forward to the unknown & banter to come

Welcome mate, just remember any bad jokes about Carlton is an immediate 4 week suspension.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

We making threads about rookies before they even play their first game?

imagine making a thread about a rookie

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[My Cotchin Rules]

Welcome mate, just remember any bad jokes about Carlton is an immediate 4 week suspension.

Sadly, I can actually smell what they're cooking now, so will only be envying.

 

[damicky]

I have updated the OP after MCR was named on the HFF in his Sweet FA Debut

 

[T2B_]

imagine making a thread about a rookie

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FMD, next we'll be making threads for 50 game milestones!