NBA limericks

[Dal-Las Mav'a Riq]

"Chokers" they say about Dallas
Those people are just jealous
After watching a beautiful 3 from Dirk
They will have to settle for a jerk
But they'd all prefer to ride his phallus

 

[Dal-Las Mav'a Riq]

The Mavs signed Brandon Bass
Out of a free agent morass
We almost got the Franchise
But he is back with his old guys
And he wont be able top say, "Yo Cuttino lemme tap that ass"

 

[Dal-Las Mav'a Riq]

Stackhouse is old and his knees crick
But 7.3 mill for 3 years did the trick
It was a strange deal
Bizarre, many of us feel
But not as weird as this pic

 

[Falchoon]

His middle name was bean
he'd shoot every shot to be seen
he won a few rings with Shaq
but since has done jack
all because there's no I in team

 

[Bourky23]

His middle name was bean
he'd shoot every shot to be seen
he won a few rings with Shaq
but since has done jack
all because there's no I in team

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