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because nobody cares about players in the NBL, james harvey's tattoo is a rip off of dane swan's, except james harvey's tattoo is nowhere as boganish as swan's

for the most part a pattern on darker skin looks like nothing more than a marking stamp on a cow
Lebron cant put on any other colour other than black ink on his dark complexion


the following are Excessive
JR Smith - too much of a gangsta rapper wannabe
Chris Andersen or Cherokee Parks, never seen on the court at the same time, could possibly be the same person?
Carlos Boozer


looking ridiculous now that hes no longer young...
Allen Iverson
 

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Personally i think that tats on dark skin (not heaps dark though) looks better than on white skin.
Also JR Smith is Gangsta enough to have any tatt he wants
 
Personally i think that tats on dark skin (not heaps dark though) looks better than on white skin.
Also JR Smith is Gangsta enough to have any tatt he wants

theyre going to look funny on him in 20 years time though

the tattoo removalist companies are wrapping their hands in glee on the exciting future that awaits
 
worst tats go to:

Deshawn Stevenson getting the Pittsburgh Pirates logo tattooed on his face, but backwards.

JR Smiths Young Money tattoo looking more like a Yankees logo (maybe not so bad since he is from NJ)

Stephen Jackson getting praying hands clasping a gun tattooed on his chest

Jason Williams getting White Boy tattooed accross his knuckles. Already stupid, worse considering given to make it fit it reads WHIT EBOY

Shawn Marion getting his nickname The Matrix tattooed in Chinese- apparently it actually reads something like Demon Bird Mothballs

So theres some bad ones.

As mentioned, Rasheed Wallace's armpiece is really nice, but I seem to recall an incident a couple years back where it was used in a marketing campaign, and the Tattoo artist tried to claim ownership of it. I could be wrong, however.

The Birdman's look really crap on TV. I used to hate them, even though he's one of my favourite players. However I had the pleasure of meeting him over summer, and I can safely say that they look pretty awesome in person
 

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CP3? Durant? Dwight? Jefferson? Ray Ray? Brandon 'you are never going to see me with tattoos or the gold chains' Roy
 

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Not too hard to make a list of non tatted players, Ill try to avoid ones already mentioned. This is off the top of my head

Parker
Ginoboli
Bogut
Curry
Nene
Durant
Granger
Redd
Gasol
Ming
Vince Carter
Brand
Bosh
Battier
Gay
 
Surely Shawn Marion has to be up there as the worst:

- He has the word 'Loyalty' tattooed on his arm

FUN FACT: Shawn Marion has played for 4 NBA teams:rolleyes:
 

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