New Chants

[Tommo]

Thread on DOCKERLAND about this but I was interested to see what those here think. But I am sure you all go to DL anyway.
Here are a few suggested chants.

Nice one, Farmer
Nice one son
Nice one Farmer, Let's have another one


We will walk 5000 K's and We will walk 5000 more
Just to see that man Peter Bell up hold the cup
It will be ours and more.
Lad dadda (left side)
Lad dadda (Right side)
Lad dadda (left side)
Lad dadda (Right side)
Lalalalalalalalalalala (everyone)
REPEAT


Once some jolly Dockers, played a game at the G,
And the won the premiership cup for the port cit-ty,
and as belly held it high, all the Freo fans gave a cry,
We’ll win the cup at the M.C.G
We’ll win the cup
We’ll win the cup
We’ll win the cup at the M.C.G
Purple, red, green and white oh what a lovely sight,
as the army marches on to M.C.G
We'll win the cup
We’ll win the cup
We’ll win the cup at the M.C.G.
Purple, red, green and white oh what a lovely sight,
We’ll win the cup at the M.C.G.

When we win it change “We'll win the cup” to “We won the cup”.

 

[FreoDocker]

In the spirit of ACDC:

C & C Dynamite!!

 

[Rob]

Too complicated.

What's wrong with '<insert name here>'s a w*nker!'

Or (for example) 'Jako takes it up the arse....doo dah, doo dah...'

 

[dasler]

Originally posted by Rob
Too complicated.

What's wrong with '<insert name here>'s a w*nker!'

Or (for example) 'Jako takes it up the arse....doo dah, doo dah...'

Or we can insert Rob instead

 

[pav_is_god]

Chris!,
Chris, he's our man,
He can do it,
Cause Nesham can...t!

 

[Rob]

Originally posted by dasler
Or we can insert Rob instead

Perhaps you belong at a school swimming carnival.

 

[pav_is_god]

Originally posted by Rob
Perhaps you belong at a school swimming carnival.

ouch...

 

[dasler]

Originally posted by Rob
Perhaps you belong at a school swimming carnival.

Perhaps, but the mental institution only lets me out for 1 hour a day

 

[avdbrm]

just go to dockerland people, an entire thread's worth of handy ideas, none of which will actualy be taken in

 

[Kapow!!!]

Originally posted by avdbrm
none of which will actualy be taken in[/I]

Why not, I think they're great fun. That's what AFL needs, songs to be sung at the footy. And if we do it, We'll be known as the greatest, volitile, English-like crowd going around.

 

[avdbrm]

well yeah, id love to see the purple, green red and whites with a book full of unique chants that would no doubt enhance our claim of 19th man, but i cant REALLY see it taking off.

unless we have a real heavyweight pointing us that way

 

[Kapow!!!]

Get Soccer people to the ground. They know how to chant. If the people at Subi put the chants on the scoreboard and if they hand out sheets at Subi with the songs on them and to what tune, it might just get off the ground.

MIGHT. Get a rally going to get this at Subi for a pre-season game or the Carlton game in Round 1.

Farfetched I know, but it's worth a shot.

 

[aesop]

'There's only one team in the west (FREO!)

There's one team in the west (FREO!)

There's only one team in the west

There's only one team in the west'

Used during the derby when we're hammering the crap out of the seagulls.

Typical soccer chant. Seems a good way to rub in a loss. Arsenal fans we're chanting 'There's only one team in London' when they we're beating Chelsea and that stung.

 

[Kapow!!!]

We could say that or we could use it for traitors such as Jeff White:
He only went for the money
He only went for the money
Went for the Moonnneyy
He only went for the money

Then change it to
He only went for the traffic
He only went for the traffic
Went for the traaaafffic
He only went for the traffic

Then change to
He only went for the rainy days
He only went for the rainy days
Went for the for raaaiiiny days
He only went for the rainy days

Then change it to anything else you can think of that's bad about Melbourne and put it at the end of each line. That is to the tune of the One ton Rodeo ad right?