Mod. Notice New moderator announcements Post #104

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Hey all

A moderator vacancy may be coming up, so we thought we might put out some feelers for interest.

I know this thread will turn into a joke-fest or a mod criticism session so we will remove anything derailing.

I don't expect anyone to push their case here. Just send a PM stating your interest, your availability time wise and what you think you can bring to the mod team. If you don't get selected, please don't get upset. There are many aspects to moderating, such as being reasonably articulate, diplomacy, having a thick skin, and understanding when to take action and when not to.

Training is provided and support is available.

Cheers folks

Aphrodite
Jeremias
BlueGum

 

[Wickzki]

The best of luck to whoever is selected.

Lots of strong candidates if they're interested. You know who you are.

 

[Thrawn]

Hmm. I do miss putting trolls in their place, sadly I don't spend as much time here as I used to!

 

[teagueyubeauty]

Thy’s got this


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[Shazam82]

...and I thought coaching Carlton was risky business. But seriously, thanks for your hard work.

 

[ferrisb]

The mods on this board do an amazing job.

It's a pretty thankless task. So I am expressing my thanks here.

Good luck to whomever joins the ranks.

 

[ferrisb]

Thy’s got this

As Thy's unofficial spokesperson, here's some he prepared earlier...

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[Gw2_James]

Yep, Thy's got this, we need someone here to shaken things up and rustle some feathers!

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Let's rest the Thy jokes. He's not interested, has never been interested, and will never be interested. That's the message we've got over the years.

 

[AceAndy]

The mods on this board do an amazing job.

It's a pretty thankless task. So I am expressing my thanks here.

Good luck to whomever joins the ranks.

No need to post your application in this thread

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

No need to post your application in this thread

He is definitely not applying.

 

[AceAndy]

He is definitely not applying.

He could.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

He could.

Already discussed

 

[KnobHead]

As a mod, do you get:

• leave entitlements
• posting on other clubs’ boards without restriction.
• a dinner with Bruce Doull (admittedly you’d probably want a band playing in the background)
• $200,000 base annual salary, and added performance payments
• attending the Collingwood rooms’ after a grand final loss
• free beer.

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[Stig O'Hara]

Former Murdoch/Fox/Wehrmacht employees are banned (or should be banned), from any official position I heard.

Still do a decent pre-game menu though.

 

[BlueTongue]

Would love to Chew Gum & Kick Ass (and ban anyone not going along with my posts/views) but no time sorry (I know you are all disappointed).

 

[Bluella]

I definitely do not have the patience or ability to diplomatically deal with boofheads. Mucho respeto para those that do.

Can we vote on it if there are multiple interested parties? I am very bribe-able. [emoji16]

 

[AceAndy]

As a mod, do you get:

• leave entitlements
• posting on other clubs’ boards without restriction.
• a dinner with Bruce Doull (admittedly you’d probably want a band playing in the background)
• $200,000 base annual salary, and added performance payments
• attending the Collingwood rooms’ after a grand final loss
• free beer.

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I thought ODN's remuneration package was private but clearly not.

 

[Dramoth]

I'd offer to be the mod, but I'd have to ban myself every other week.

 

[thylacine60]

Bloody shame I'm too busy to tell you clowns to take this thread seriously.

 

[RAPPA]

If only I could moderate my own life

 

[katmanblue]

If only I could moderate my own life

If you work it out, could you do mine too?

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[Bluella]

Pretty sure I'd be banned if I had a life moderator - I'd be telling him/her/them to eff off every five minutes.

 

[mediumsizered]

It's worth giving it a go for the opportunity to see stuff that mere mortals aren't privy to.

 

[Wickzki]

As a mod, do you get:

• $200,000 base annual salary, and added performance payments

I can sure as hell name a lot of players over the past 20 years that earned more from the club than this for much less.

Thankfully those days are behind us