Vintage Bay Norf

[.Shotties.]

Biff in honour of their stellar start, it is now Naught Melbourne.

Good.

 

[Frankston Rover]

This was the call to SEN:

You're not going to get away with it any longer.

1) Do you possess any flexibility in your coaching whatsoever?

2) Can you explain to me why you picked Rob Tarrant in the side, then moved him, our only true hard body, out of defence and proceeded to create a series of step ladders for Jack Reiwoldt?

3) Can you explain to me why you refuse to inject run in to our defence?

4) Can you explain to me why you persist with a glut 6' to 6'2" one paced defenders with questionable ball handling skills?

5) Can you tell me why our defenders do not possess the basic defensive requirement of keeping the ball in front of themselves?

6) Can you explain to me why Scott McMahon was retained in the side and then played on a wing against racehorses Edwards and Nahas?

7) Can you explain to me why McMahon played on Ballantyne last week?

8) Can you explain to me how a side that finished 5 wins and 8 goals behind us have legitimate claims to have passed us in only 9 months?

9) Do we have ANY players in the seconds that can provide run from defence or crumb at the goalmouth?

10) Can ou explain to me why you have thrown an immature midfield to the wolves?

11) Can you tell me again why you delisted Daniel Harris?

Here is Towtruck as he heads to yet another meltdown:

I have serious fears that this bloke has waltzed in from Collingwood with what he believes is the be all and end all game plan and he thinks all he has to do is flog it to death and talk purdy in the media (a la Terry Wallet), whilst he waits for Utopia to arrive.

He has been tactically flogged in the last 2 matches, and just like the players, he needs to be called to account.

His inflexibility will be his undoing.

BINGO! WTF is going on in the coaches head?

The honeymoon is not only over, the best man has been found rooting the bride.

He officially ran out of injury and experience as excuses today!

 

[100action]

anyone record that audio?, reading the meltdown was epic, listening to him wont get much better.

 

[Gus]

Was definitely him- he's mentioned a few more similar points. Goldsteins dropped chest mark being one.

if anyone has the audio his name was Andrew iirc. Might be on the SEN site.

 

[cammo78]

I also note that his signature now proudly proclaims that he is:

Rated - too hard core for the bay.

**** me Mario. You are a dead set knob.

 

[charcoalchicken]

haha check his signature

RATED: Too hard core for the Bay.

 

[100action]

Was definitely him- he's mentioned a few more similar points. Goldsteins dropped chest mark being one.

if anyone has the audio his name was Andrew iirc. Might be on the SEN site.

i remember a post of him which provided evidence to indicate he was a male around the 45-55 years of age, did it sound like that?

 

[Frankston Rover]

What He Says:
Rated : 'Too Hard Core for the Bay'


What He Means:
'The way we're playing I'm too scared to go on there ever again...'

 

[Geelong63]

The Norf board is going into meltdown.

They are only just discovering what we have known for quite some time.

Norf Have No Future

 

[Gus]

i remember a post of him which provided evidence to indicate he was a male around the 45-55 years of age, did it sound like that?

Definitely. There is no doubt whatsoever that it was him.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Just left Towtruck a mesage on his wall but he reported me to the Mods.

Obviously he's not THAT hardcore....

 

[Geelong63]

Just left Towtruck a mesage on his wall but he reported me to the Mods.

Obviously he's not THAT hardcore....

O Mario, Mario, wherefore art thou Mario?

 

[Bosk]

This was the call to SEN:


Here is Towtruck as he heads to yet another meltdown:

Cheers for posting those mate, comedy gold.



Once again I've become concerned for the state of OBSTacle's mental health.
Perhaps we should place this poor chap on suicide watch, and admit him to a nice facility where they can take away his opportunities to harm himself and others?

After a string of losses I'd hate to hear of a tragedy befall one of Norf's faithfull. The club's poor supporters have suffered enough already.

 

[Frankston Rover]

O Mario, Mario, wherefore art thou Mario?

 

[charcoalchicken]

but he's hardcore

 

[UrLordUnbeliever]

Well Norf are shit.

Maybe they can build up a rivalry against the Gold Coast.

 

[Spurk]

Teffy's busy starting arse clown threads on the north board.

"Im going to watch the replay"

Please take him, anyone. Port?

My god, what a person this saboteur of the NMFC is.

 

[DarwinRoo]

Teffy's busy starting arse clown threads on the north board.

"Im going to watch the replay"

Please take him, anyone. Port?

My god, what a person this saboteur of the NMFC is.

You are an idiot. What ****ing moron actually thinks a BigFooty poster has any say in what their club does.

 

[PieBeast]

You are an idiot. What ****ing moron actually thinks a BigFooty poster has any say in what their club does.

You are a sulking bitch, go and fellate your partner in delusion Mario/Brad/Tef/Knob

 

[evo]

lol, norf

 

[MightyTiger]

What happens if they lose to Port?

 

[Spurk]

You are an idiot. What ****ing moron actually thinks a BigFooty poster has any say in what their club does.

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.

You sad little twit.

 

[Spurk]

You are a sulking bitch, go and fellate your partner in delusion Mario/Brad/Tef/Knob

Not sure even a low life form like Mario would stoop to that

Good call though, sums him up well.

 

[Biffinator]

As darkness descends upon Oil Drum Lane, Norfeus from the Matrix has a personal message for you, Dame Nellie, regarding next week's Blockbuster:

"Welcome to the Desert of the Real."

Biffinator

 

[tazhawk]

Please tell me Meltdown Mario has not had a relapse.