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I've gotten 3 people a week off already JUBJUB, do you wanna be number 4?

:P
 

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Quivorir said:
I am sorry I also unintentionally got you banned too Hell Kitty :(
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You bloody should be, too! You're not a quiverer, you're a squealer!! :mad:

Did you know that your friend Bots missed his birthday here on BF because he got banned? :mad::mad:

When he and Kitty get back and we have Bots' belated birthday party, I will make sure you don't get invited until the party's over.

I am so so so MAD at you!!!
 
Strangled Cat said:
I'm sure that if he'd lived long enough to have had kids, James Dean would have turned into a Rebel With a Cause, and that cause would have been to let his wife sleep while he took the kids to school/kinder!;)
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If he was a TRUE rebel, he would tell the wife to get nicked when she asked him to do the school run. ;)
#sobrave
 
Teriyakicat said:
You bloody should be, too! You're not a quiverer, you're a squealer!! :mad:

Did you know that your friend Bots missed his birthday here on BF because he got banned? :mad::mad:

When he and Kitty get back and we have Bots' belated birthday party, I will make sure you don't get invited until the party's over.

I am so so so MAD at you!!!
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Believe me, I truly feel bad about it. I even offered chief money to unban them!
 
Quivorir said:
Believe me, I truly feel bad about it. I even offered chief money to unban them!
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Oh? So bribery can be added to your list of shortcomings? I should've known!!

Lol!
You're a good bloke, Quiv. I'm sure Bots and Kitty will forgive you for being a secret admirer of Squirrelioli... Are you sure you aren't a poos and wees lover in RL? ;)
 
NSFB said:
A ship in the harbour.....

Demand a commander....

That's all I've taken away from the last two test matches :straining:
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My son said to me the other day: "Hey daddy, did you know that Tom Hawkins grew up on or around a dairy farm?". He said it so sincerely and as matter-of-fact that I couldn't help but laugh. He just looked at me confused and said "what!".:oops:

He also said about the the AAMI ad where the guy who jumps out of the tree which he was initially up to rescue "Trevor" the cat, bounces off the trampoline and lands on that chick's car, that "that man is flirting with that lady". I asked him if he even knew what flirting means and he said "it's when boys act silly around girls to make them like you".

That's what he's taken out of the AFL season. As for The Ashes, if I get told one more time that I need to "Demand a Commander" or that a ship in the harbour is safe, I'm going to.... :straining:... just like you!
 

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Strangled Cat said:
My son said to me the other day: "Hey daddy, did you know that Tom Hawkins grew up on or around a dairy farm?". He said it so sincerely and as matter-of-fact that I couldn't help but laugh. He just looked at me confused and said "what!".:oops:

He also said about the the AAMI ad where the guy who jumps out of the tree which he was initially up to rescue "Trevor" the cat, bounces off the trampoline and lands on that chick's car, that "that man is flirting with that lady". I asked him if he even knew what flirting means and he said "it's when boys act silly around girls to make them like you".

That's what he's taken out of the AFL season. As for The Ashes, if I get told one more time that I need to "Demand a Commander" or that a ship in the harbour is safe, I'm going to.... :straining:... just like you!
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When we went down to Albany a couple of weeks ago, Strangled, we kept driving past the Brig Amity (replica of the ship that brought the first settlers to WA)- and EVERY time we drove past it, my husband would say 'a ship in the harbour is safe...' and we would all groan. That kicked off a host of repetitive sayings over the two days we were there.

Did your son learn anything from the Joel Selwood ad that was on TV all of last season?
 
Teriyakicat said:
When we went down to Albany a couple of weeks ago, Strangled, we kept driving past the Brig Amity (replica of the ship that brought the first settlers to WA)- and EVERY time we drove past it, my husband would say 'a ship in the harbour is safe...' and we would all groan. That kicked off a host of repetitive sayings over the two days we were there.
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I hope you gave him a good slap!
 
Teriyakicat said:
When we went down to Albany a couple of weeks ago, Strangled, we kept driving past the Brig Amity (replica of the ship that brought the first settlers to WA)- and EVERY time we drove past it, my husband would say 'a ship in the harbour is safe...' and we would all groan. That kicked off a host of repetitive sayings over the two days we were there.

Did your son learn anything from the Joel Selwood ad that was on TV all of last season?
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The one where he's in the taxi? He just said "why doesn't that stupid man know who Joel Selwood is?".
 

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Kram81 said:
The worst ad on Foxtel is that funeral insurance one they play hundreds of times a day.

If I ever run into Paul Mercurio in the street I'm going to kick him square in the balls.
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great,another insurance thing he can flog to death - ballsack insurance
 
Teriyakicat said:
Lol! Out of the mouths of babes!! :hearts: :D
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I've just got back from my son's footy. The boys suffered their third loss for the season. It was goddam freezing and belting with rain. Thank all the deities for ducted heating. My house is now toasty :fire:.
 
Strangled Cat said:
I've just got back from my son's footy. The boys suffered their third loss for the season. It was goddam freezing and belting with rain. Thank all the deities for ducted heating. My house is now toasty :fire:.
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So a normal day in Adelaide
 
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