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Deep was busting to go to the toilet. He was sharing a hotel room with some other guys off BF.

The bathroom was occupied.

So he pissed in the kettle.

Next morning....


you do the math and figure it out for yourself.
I know the story as I helped with their trip lol Can't believe he used the kettle though! You'd have to throw it out! Or fill it with bleach + boil it for two hours! I still wouldn't use it lol
 
Why the hell are you watching it?

Why the hell do you even care?


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Because it's AFL FFS!!! Well, kind of lol + I want to see my gorgeous Cats boys :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

Also a chance to see Irish players we could recruit lol
 
OMG cant believe i didnt recall this story during the whole kettle saga.

When I was at Hoyts, just a young girl workin hard cleaning cinemas, popping corn, serving drinks.. one day was working on floor. I come around the corner and look up/check out the cinema how badly messy it is.

Right at the top of the stairs in the back row, theres a mount franklin bottle sitting right there smack bang in the aisle, so i have a clear view of it.

Altho what was IN the bottle wasnt ****ing clear. I knew it was piss in it.

Luckily the lid was lying right next to the bottle (but still who the aboslute **** does not put the lid back on. arseh*le) and so i put it on, and very very carefully placed it in the bin. Then proceeded to go to the bathroom and scrub my hands like a surgeon would before surgery.


PS. Did not Deep went to Hoyts in the 90s. :)
 

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Because it's AFL FFS!!! Well, kind of lol + I want to see my gorgeous Cats boys :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

Also a chance to see Irish players we could recruit lol

Meh.

Sorry cant get it up for that. Home and Away or Finals of gtfo.

Cant even do pre season anymore.
 
OMG cant believe i didnt recall this story during the whole kettle saga.

When I was at Hoyts, just a young girl workin hard cleaning cinemas, popping corn, serving drinks.. one day was working on floor. I come around the corner and look up/check out the cinema how badly messy it is.

Right at the top of the stairs in the back row, theres a mount franklin bottle sitting right there smack bang in the aisle, so i have a clear view of it.

Altho what was IN the bottle wasnt ****ing clear. I knew it was piss in it.

Luckily the lid was lying right next to the bottle (but still who the aboslute **** does not put the lid back on. arseh*le) and so i put it on, and very very carefully placed it in the bin. Then proceeded to go to the bathroom and scrub my hands like a surgeon would before surgery.


PS. Did not Deep went to Hoyts in the 90s. :)
You've already told that story, years ago
 
Meh.

Sorry cant get it up for that. Home and Away or Finals of gtfo.

Cant even do pre season anymore.
The TV show? That is such a sh** show!
 
Yeah usually do that when I can be ****ed.

Seafood is so yum, wish I could eat it every day.
Me too! I was doing Woolies online shopping this morning + ordered Lobster tails with Brioche lol I'm going to order seafood for Christmas! Already have the Champagne Pudding ready. Bought a Christmas cake from Aldi lol Not as good as home made but still OK. My fave Christmas food is Mince Pies, just adore them.

The butcher here has Smoked Trout, which is totally divine! Also love fresh Salmon, practically live on it. We have a Seafood truck, which comes from Coffs Harbour every Friday + they sell Smoked Trout pâté - just so yum! Usually get a dozen oysters + a kilo of prawns. Bought green prawns the other day + made a Prawn Vindaloo, but I bought the sauce (usually make it) + it wasn't hot enough.
 
OMG cant believe i didnt recall this story during the whole kettle saga.

When I was at Hoyts, just a young girl workin hard cleaning cinemas, popping corn, serving drinks.. one day was working on floor. I come around the corner and look up/check out the cinema how badly messy it is.

Right at the top of the stairs in the back row, theres a mount franklin bottle sitting right there smack bang in the aisle, so i have a clear view of it.

Altho what was IN the bottle wasnt ****ing clear. I knew it was piss in it.

Luckily the lid was lying right next to the bottle (but still who the aboslute **** does not put the lid back on. arseh*le) and so i put it on, and very very carefully placed it in the bin. Then proceeded to go to the bathroom and scrub my hands like a surgeon would before surgery.


PS. Did not Deep went to Hoyts in the 90s. :)
When I saw Maleficent starring Angelina Jolie being the only person in there in the entire movie I did somethin similar. Felt like going further and let's just say "doing more" since I thought she was hot then lololololol
 
Oh yeah what do we all think about the news re. Gaz Snr.

I hope its not true.

But if it is, hope the prick goes to jail.
Why has the woman waited until now to come forward?

Harvey ******* Weinstein that's why!

Every person on the planet who's been sexually abused is coming out of the woodwork!

She said she wants "closure" - I reckon she wants $$$ + GAJr will have to bail out GASr.

If it's true, it's appalling - but why wait 35 years?
 
I know the story as I helped with their trip lol Can't believe he used the kettle though! You'd have to throw it out! Or fill it with bleach + boil it for two hours! I still wouldn't use it lol
All this time I thought you never know... did he tell you around the time it happened
 

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All this time I thought you never know... did he tell you around the time it happened
Yes! Teri + I both knew - the morning after + no, I think it was Carl lol
 
Me too! I was doing Woolies online shopping this morning + ordered Lobster tails with Brioche lol I'm going to order seafood for Christmas! Already have the Champagne Pudding ready. Bought a Christmas cake from Aldi lol Not as good as home made but still OK. My fave Christmas food is Mince Pies, just adore them.

The butcher here has Smoked Trout, which is totally divine! Also love fresh Salmon, practically live on it. We have a Seafood truck, which comes from Coffs Harbour every Friday + they sell Smoked Trout pâté - just so yum! Usually get a dozen oysters + a kilo of prawns. Bought green prawns the other day + made a Prawn Vindaloo, but I bought the sauce (usually make it) + it wasn't hot enough.
Please shop at Coles and not Woolies. For fresh food people they sure don't care about maggots being in the drains in the butchers and even out the back on lettuce!
 
Please shop at Coles and not Woolies. For fresh food people they sure don't care about maggots being in the drains in the butchers and even out the back on lettuce!
Coles take too long to deliver, because I live in the Bush, can't get a Coles delivery until Wednesday week, 10 days away FFS!!!
 
Please shop at Coles and not Woolies. For fresh food people they sure don't care about maggots being in the drains in the butchers and even out the back on lettuce!
Remember that time you went on a health kick + ordered Woolies delivery - lettuce was decayed inside!
 

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Dr Gero's Pool of Salty Tears was a great name, nearly as good as Dastardly Crax lol
 
It has:

- 3 bdr
- 2 baths
- WALK IN CLOSET (sry a tad excited)
- open living/kitchen
- no maintenance- paved courtyard.
- garage with remote


omg i want. Am going to the auction next week it looks like.

Am not getting my hopes up tho.
PM the link please + how much
 
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