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When was THAT thread created, wouldn't mind actual date and or thread number, thankyou.

Was just thinking the other day and couldn't figure out when it was made.
Which was first? Facebook thread or ONS?

This is not supposed to be like a part 2 thing

Screw It- Anybody got any epic storys?
 

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Loving how no one is ballsy enough to actually post an ONS story (myself included) to get this thing going. Sub'd anyway, large potential for lulz.
 

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dcrock said:
Loving how no one is ballsy enough to actually post an ONS story (myself included) to get this thing going. Sub'd anyway, large potential for lulz.
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Post one now or forever hold your peace
 
im sure i told this one on the first thread but just in case...

this was the one and only time i will ever sleep with a girl from kwinana.

basically we had all been out at an 18th, my mates gran had passed away about 6 months prior so they had cleared out the house and we were using it on the weekends.

ended up drinking an entire bottle of port between the two of us as there was nothing else to drink, everyone else had gone home... then he gets a call from 1 of these slappers he knows, asking for a lift, so we get in the car and pick them up, go to the cas and then head back to the house.

we started playing drinking games with them and as i got more drunk, her boganish features were sort of fuzzed out so i figured i would go ahead with the deed.

she had to work very hard to get me to bar up because i was pissed and not 100% commited yet. didnt have a franger, decided to do it anyway as she had done well to get me to a point where rooting her was even possible.

did it, got up went and had a shower, walked home at about 4am and still cant remember her name or what she looked like, slept until about 10am before i got up and went to play cricket somewhere an hour away, with a port hangover... bowled 3 overs and threw up. that was the longest day of my life.

was mildly concerned for a couple of weeks that i would soon be the father of an illegitimate child to a bogan in kwinana, i was lucky enough not to get that call but i would never risk it again.

moral of the story... dont drink port wine
 
clivewaterhousen said:
im sure i told this one on the first thread but just in case...

this was the one and only time i will ever sleep with a girl from kwinana.

basically we had all been out at an 18th, my mates gran had passed away about 6 months prior so they had cleared out the house and we were using it on the weekends.

ended up drinking an entire bottle of port between the two of us as there was nothing else to drink, everyone else had gone home... then he gets a call from 1 of these slappers he knows, asking for a lift, so we get in the car and pick them up, go to the cas and then head back to the house.

we started playing drinking games with them and as i got more drunk, her boganish features were sort of fuzzed out so i figured i would go ahead with the deed.

she had to work very hard to get me to bar up because i was pissed and not 100% commited yet. didnt have a franger, decided to do it anyway as she had done well to get me to a point where rooting her was even possible.

did it, got up went and had a shower, walked home at about 4am and still cant remember her name or what she looked like, slept until about 10am before i got up and went to play cricket somewhere an hour away, with a port hangover... bowled 3 overs and threw up. that was the longest day of my life.

was mildly concerned for a couple of weeks that i would soon be the father of an illegitimate child to a bogan in kwinana, i was lucky enough not to get that call but i would never risk it again.

moral of the story... dont drink port wine
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good start
 
clivewaterhousen said:
was mildly concerned for a couple of weeks that i would soon be the father of an illegitimate child to a bogan in kwinana, i was lucky enough not to get that call but i would never risk it again.

moral of the story... dont drink port wine
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could of been worse,could of been a rockingham slapper
 

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