Operation Cousins!!

[FadeAway]

After listing to SEN this morning it seems that the AFL now will allow Cousins to bypass the National Draft and go straight into the pre season draft which is good news for him and us. Again (reportedly he wants to go to Collingwood).

We dont need to use a pick in the national draft, our chances increase significantly because if he chooses to come to Pie Land he can put a price on his head and arrive with our first Pick.

Collingwood ARE IDIOTS if they dont chase him, lets face it we wont trade our best youth or first draft pick for Kerr, we need someone hard and seasoned and Cousins is the perfect fit.

YOUTH YOUTH YOUTH, remember back in 06 Camporale from the Blues was up for trade at the age of 29, we opted for Sam Illes!! They wont bloody play Illes, so i say given Cousins his 2 year deal with whatever clauses we need to put in.

Get a BIG NAME IN, good for marketing, good for membership and it will give us A GAME BREAKER IN THE BLOODY MIDDLE OF THE GROUND.

Imagine how much our young guys will learn from Cousins. No white stuff please!!!

 

[#1 pies]

Would love Cousins playing in our midfield next year!!!

 

[smiddaz123]

I keep having a recurring nightmare that Carlton will take him in the PSD before us just to spite us.

 

[Godfrey Jones]

this was reported on Nicks

Breaking news this morning on SEN stated that Ben Cousins will nominate for the psd draft and the club of his choice is COLLINGWOOD !!!!!.

Now he has chosen collingwood as his likely destination,but it is up to the pies to now decide as to whether they will take him.

Also i have also heard rumours that Scottuy Burns will retire.If that is the case,then i reckon Cousins will be a pie next year.

Sydney have also stated they are intersted in Kerr or Didak if either were up for trade.Fun and games before trade day folks.

 

[FadeAway]

I keep having a recurring nightmare that Carlton will take him in the PSD before us just to spite us.

My god, if that happened i think there is a bloke out in Pascoe Vale that sells blocks of C4. Off we go to plant some plastic at VisyPark.

 

[Pie eyed]

My god, if that happened i think there is a bloke out in Pascoe Vale that sells blocks of C4. Off we go to plant some plastic at VisyPark.

LOL
Defense Analyst:
"General. We just intercepted a forum post emanating from the Asian region which triggered our security response protocols? The key words "C4", "Plant" and "Plastic". Orders?"

General:
"Probably nothing but dispatch a seal team immediately and neutralise the threat."

Blackhawks arrive at FadeAway's bunker.......Fade to black........

 

[Optimax]

What an awesome birthday present.

Cousins to collingwood awesome

 

[Bloben]

What an awesome birthday present.

Cousins to collingwood awesome

Haha

We were trying to keep this a surprise for you Opti but SEN found out!

Happy Birthday mate.

 

[Optimax]

Haha

We were trying to keep this a surprise for you Opti but SEN found out!

Happy Birthday mate.

thanks bro.

Getting Ben especially in the pre season draft is a massive coup

 

[Bay Pie]

What an awesome birthday present.

Cousins to collingwood awesome

Happy birthday champ.

Hope you get a HJ to boot.

 

[Medhurst Magic]

Happy birthday champ.

Hope you get a HJ to boot.

Yeah, Hungry Jacks is yummy

 

[didaka]

What an awesome birthday present.

Cousins to collingwood awesome

Happy Birthday optimax.

If we got Cousins there would be plenty of white stuff. Not drug related.

 

[AsianWithAFro]

Happy Birthday optimax.

If we got Cousins there would be plenty of white stuff. Not drug related.

hmm wat r u reffering too

 

[didaka]

hmm wat r u reffering too

self raising flour of course.


















ok spooch

 

[FadeAway]

LOL
Defense Analyst:
"General. We just intercepted a forum post emanating from the Asian region which triggered our security response protocols? The key words "C4", "Plant" and "Plastic". Orders?"

General:
"Probably nothing but dispatch a seal team immediately and neutralise the threat."

Blackhawks arrive at FadeAway's bunker.......Fade to black........

HAHAHA. and when the dust settles....FadeAway is not there.. IT WAS A DIVERSION!!!!

BANG.....where is that coming from??? VisyPark....

 

[beez]

self raising flour of course.

That's an important ingredient when making a successful footy team

 

[pendles]

what an awesome birthday present.

cousins to collingwood awesome

happy birthday opti!!!!!

 

[Pie eyed]

HAHAHA. and when the dust settles....FadeAway is not there.. IT WAS A DIVERSION!!!!

BANG.....where is that coming from??? VisyPark....

Defense Analyst:
"General, our Blackhawk just went down somewhere in Victoria, Arstralia."

General:
"Go to Defcon 3 and send the Atlantic Fleet to Austria immediately.
Get me that idiot Bush on the Horn pronto!"

 

[Smoky]

I keep having a recurring nightmare that Carlton will take him in the PSD before us just to spite us.

I would be stunned if another club picked him up after he has nominated the greatest club on earth

 

[FadeAway]

Defense Analyst:
"General, our Blackhawk just went down somewhere in Victoria, Arstralia."

General:
"Go to Defcon 3 and send the Atlantic Fleet to Austria immediately.
Get me that idiot Bush on the Horn pronto!"

HAHAHA...your a funny man!!!


Fadeaway is seen leaving the area (VisyPark). Nothing can be seen excpet Bush and Judd holding up a Visy Board...made out of plastic!

 

[tess]

Happy Birthday Opti, hope you swallowed your HJ after chewing 3 times each side that is.

Cousins could be good, but word I'm hearing(not an opinion) is he may not have his old coach coaching him.

Word is we will also get another good deal from Freo for a favorite son who is not the messiah but a very naughty little boy.

 

[The Sqawka]

Happy Birthday Opti, hope you swallowed your HJ after chewing 3 times each side that is.

Cousins could be good, but word I'm hearing(not an opinion) is he may not have his old coach coaching him.

Word is we will also get another good deal from Freo for a favorite son who is not the messiah but a very naughty little boy.

your an idiot! again trying shake up the MM is leaving argument. you can hear me now and everytime you write the crap. MM will coach collingwood in 09. thats a garuntee! there is no way they would end his contract a year early after being in three finals campaigns in a row and further developing a young super list!

as for the naughty boy. didak will not go to freo. you have to be kidding me. whether its for warnock or not. it just wont happen.

oh and if its not your opinion, back it up and substantialise it with some fact?

 

[footyfreak]

LOL
Defense Analyst:
"General. We just intercepted a forum post emanating from the Asian region which triggered our security response protocols? The key words "C4", "Plant" and "Plastic". Orders?"

General:
"Probably nothing but dispatch a seal team immediately and neutralise the threat."

Blackhawks arrive at FadeAway's bunker.......Fade to black........

LOLZER, you'll be next, hopefully i escape as their filters are to piss weak to see through the

commands

 

[tess]

You're an idiot! Again trying shake up the MM is leaving argument. you can hear me now and everytime you write the crap. MM will coach collingwood in 09. That's a guarantee! There is no way they would end his contract a year early after being in three finals campaigns in a row and further developing a young super list!

As for the naughty boy. Didak will not go to freo. you have to be kidding me. Whether its for Warnock or not. It just wont happen.

Oh and if its not your opinion, back it up and substantiate it with some fact?

The highlights are your(not you're = you are) grammar and spelling issues.....(this will come back and bite me on the bottom I can feel it)

1: You are not the first to call me an idiot.....

2: You want me to substantiate what I have heard but how can you guarantee "MM will coach collingwood in 09". Do you have a direct line to Eddie ala Joffa? or is it just your opinion.....

3: Freo's got great draft picks ..... why not see what they have to offer for any of our players. BTW I love Alan Didak and would HATE to see him in any other jumper but Ours.

 

[Optimax]

Lol thanks guys, soem funny shit.

With cousins, if he nominates us in the pre season there wont be much trouble getting him id imagine