Oracle of the bay

[sthmelb_dimmies]

With full humility I accept the title of Bay Oracle.

Called the horrific decline of the Baggers in August last year.

Called the horrific decline of Collingwood in early June this year (1 win from their last 4 games and likely now to straight sets)

The only Bay representative to have a BACKFIRE tag overturned.

Happy to consult on decision making, my fee is 20% upfront and 2% of takings.

Love you

 

[V23]

Did you call the Swines' inspid GF performance last year, D/H?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Did you call the Swines' inspid GF performance last year, D/H?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

With full humility I accept the title of Bay Oracle.

Called the horrific decline of the Baggers in August last year.

Called the horrific decline of Collingwood in early June this year (1 win from their last 4 games and likely now to straight sets)

The only Bay representative to have a BACKFIRE tag overturned.

Happy to consult on decision making, my fee is 20% upfront and 2% of takings.

Love you

I tipped Harley Reid will join Essendon in 2026 a good 12 and a bit months ago, way before anyone else in the media did.

And yep, from my latest Intel is that its definitely happening.

My Good Oil is above reproach/criticism.

My track record speaks for itself

 

[Bont2Bruce]

My track record speaks for itself

Your Thursday night prediction was only wrong by 185 points.

 

[Chronz]

Your Thursday night prediction was only wrong by 185 points.

You should remind dimmies of the 2016 Grand Final. It's already been 12 or so hours since his last melt about it.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

With full humility I accept the title of Bay Oracle.

Called the horrific decline of the Baggers in August last year.

Called the horrific decline of Collingwood in early June this year (1 win from their last 4 games and likely now to straight sets)

The only Bay representative to have a BACKFIRE tag overturned.

Happy to consult on decision making, my fee is 20% upfront and 2% of takings.

Love you

Did you predict that Franklin and Tippett would both shit the bed in the 2016 GF?

 

[Bont2Bruce]

I tipped Harley Reid will join Essendon in 2026 a good 12 and a bit months ago, way before anyone else in the media did.

And yep, from my latest Intel is that its definitely happening.

My Good Oil is above reproach/criticism.

My track record speaks for itself

A broken clock still tells the correct time twice a day.

You throw so many predictions into the wind on a weekly basis that nobody is surprised that occasionally one or two of them is correct. But while you conveniently forget the other 98 incorrect predictions that you also made for every 2 that came true, the rest of us have brains that can remember stuff for longer than a goldfish can.

 

[FISTO]

Your Thursday night prediction was only wrong by 185 points.

He picked norf to beat us last week

 

[catscratchfever]

I tipped Harley Reid will join Essendon in 2026 a good 12 and a bit months ago, way before anyone else in the media did.

And yep, from my latest Intel is that its definitely happening.

My Good Oil is above reproach/criticism.

My track record speaks for itself

A broken clock still tells the right time twice a day

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Called the horrific decline of Collingwood in early June this year (1 win from their last 4 games and likely now to straight sets)

How did that work out for ya last time?

The only Bay representative to have a BACKFIRE tag overturned

Not even close to true

My Good Oil is above reproach/criticism.

FARKIN’ LOL

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

First ever bay poster to have a thred upgraded from Backfire to Flogstradamus.

You’re welcome.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Dude you can’t even read the ladder

Lol in what universe is Collingwood top 4?

Maybe by criminal record, but not by any other metric.

Elimination final cooking up, which is looking very very dicey

 

[Chronz]

First ever bay poster to have a thred upgraded from Backfire to Flogstradamus.

You’re welcome.

You're a very grating campaigner Dim Sim.

 

[frggr]

You're a very grating campaigner Dim Sim.

You wouldn't be seething this badly if the thread in question was about another team ;$

 

[Chronz]

You wouldn't be seething this badly if the thread in question was about another team ;$

If you lose to the Swines today you'll see. The fume huffing Pythia will make sure you know about it.