Parrot Appreciation Thread

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Long time reader, first time poster. Is that ok with you?

Yeh, & there really is a Santa Claus too.

 

[Bee]

Long time reader, first time poster. Is that ok with you?

Oh, okay! Nothing to worry about then?

 

[kennedyv3]

Yeh, & there really is a Santa Claus too.

There is an old parable about a Samurai warrior who travels for months through driving rain and lands infested with danger to ask a master monk the meaning of life. After many trials and tribulations he finally arrives at the mountain of the monk and is granted an audience with the master.

He bows to the monk and asks "What is heaven? and what is hell?"

The master monk looks the warrior up and down and replies "Why should I tell a piece of shit like you the meaning of such things?"

The Samurai, insulted and infuriatied, draws his Katana (sword) and raises it to strike the death blow.

The master looks up serenely and says "This is hell!"

The Samurai understands and falls to his knees begging forgiveness.. and the master says..

"And this is heaven"

 

[thylacine60]

There is an old parable about a Samurai warrior who travels for months through driving rain and lands infested with danger to ask a master monk the meaning of life. After many trials and tribulations he finally arrives at the mountain of the monk and is granted an audience with the master.

He bows to the monk and asks "What is heaven? and what is hell?"

The master monk looks the warrior up and down and replies "Why should I tell a piece of shit like you the meaning of such things?"

The Samurai, insulted and infuriatied, draws his Katana (sword) and raises it to strike the death blow.

The master looks up serenely and says "This is hell!"

The Samurai understands and falls to his knees begging forgiveness.. and the master says..

"And this is heaven"

And this is Disneyland Zen. Oh dear.

 

[ShepBoy]

Long time reader, first time poster. Is that ok with you?

You nominate Hawthorn as your team yet refer to being a Collingwood supporter eselwhere.

You have been banned 5 times this month with names like DanGerous and Hinesight and you keep trolling Collingwood supporters.

You my "friend" are a fcukwit troll.

 

[Chodders]

This lass deserves an appreciation thread. Every thread that happens to be bagging Carlton anywhere on BF I always see Parrot fighting the good fight. Although she is very bias, she is always very optimistic each week and generally her posts are quite funny. If she wasn't a Carlton supporter she would be the most annoying supporter on BF, but she is, and I for one, thank her.

Correct.

I have always enjoyed Parrot's posts.

Kudos to you Parrot.

 

[j-ham]

There is an old parable about a Samurai warrior who travels for months through driving rain and lands infested with danger to ask a master monk the meaning of life. After many trials and tribulations he finally arrives at the mountain of the monk and is granted an audience with the master.

He bows to the monk and asks "What is heaven? and what is hell?"

The master monk looks the warrior up and down and replies "Why should I tell a piece of shit like you the meaning of such things?"

The Samurai, insulted and infuriatied, draws his Katana (sword) and raises it to strike the death blow.

The master looks up serenely and says "This is hell!"

The Samurai understands and falls to his knees begging forgiveness.. and the master says..

"And this is heaven"

Wow, you're deep.

 

[kennedyv3]

You nominate Hawthorn as your team yet refer to being a Collingwood supporter eselwhere.

Ouch, that's below the belt, accusing me of following the scum, where is this infamous reference you speak of? Put up or shut up troll!

 

[thylacine60]

Wow, you're deep.

As a Marble Bar puddle.

 

[j-ham]

As a Marble Bar puddle.

I reckon he knows what the sound of one hand clapping is though!

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Deserves an appreciation thread? Dont think so. She is a flog. Her posts are amusing due to the sheer stupidity of them. Nothing else. She is very annoying which she correctly state. Doesnt deserve a thanks. Deserves a kick up the ass for the dribble she comes up with.

bomba, you ever heard of a gentlman called Bruno B? He's a gentlemen specialising in the obscure genre of blue movies. Anyway, after climax, he has this habbit of stamping the female's buttocks with his name, a gesture of his approval if you will...

Anyway, reading your post I can not help but picture Parrot as Bruno B and your goodself as one of his hapless conquests now sporting a parrot stamp on your buttock

 

[thylacine60]

bomba, you ever heard of a gentlman called Bruno B? He's a gentlemen specialising in the obscure genre of blue movies. Anyway, after climax, he has this habbit of stamping the female's buttocks with his name, a gesture of his approval if you will...

Anyway, reading your post I can not help but picture Parrot as Bruno B and your goodself as one of his hapless conquests now sporting a parrot stamp on your buttock

I have assessed this remark and find it free from fault and/or contamination.

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

I have assessed this remark and find it free from fault and/or contamination.

PS: Love the sig! Memorable call...

 

[thylacine60]

PS: Love the sig! Memorable call...

Only the true believers can remember a commentary line from nearly 10 years back. Just a game as I recall.

 

[celtic_pride]

You nominate Hawthorn as your team yet refer to being a Collingwood supporter eselwhere.

You have been banned 5 times this month with names like DanGerous and Hinesight and you keep trolling Collingwood supporters.

You my "friend" are a fcukwit troll.

Best post by a non-Carlton fan on this board ever

 

[Bee]

Ouch, that's below the belt, accusing me of following the scum, where is this infamous reference you speak of? Put up or shut up troll!

Best if you shut up permanently! Red looks good on you!

 

[celtic_pride]

Best if you shut up permanently! Red looks good on you!

And that's why we all love ya Bee

Beware the 'Sting' of a Carlton Mod scorned !!!

 

[Bee]

And that's why we all love ya Bee

Beware the 'Sting' of a Carlton Mod scorned !!!

Can't take the credit for that one. He was booted by Fred for being an alias of a banned user.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Love the new you Bee
Its getting hot in here!

 

[Thrust]

Parrot is actually quite clever. His intent is to piss off opposition supporters and to reel them in. He is very transparent in his intent, but most posters are blind to it and they fall head first into his trap. When they do they complain and call him a troll or a knob because it's too embarrassing for them to admit that Parrot outsmarted them.
Parrot may be a troll, but he is a bloody good troll. As for being a knob, well that's a better term for his victims!

Either that or he is parodic exaggeration of the typical football fan who is so sure that there team is the greatest no matter what. Having chosen Carlton as his team when they were on the rise after some bad years when another fall was inevitable, the fixation of 'will be great in a few years when my clubs talent matures' is classic. So he can be seen as a troll on both Carlton and other teams. Peter Helliar would have been better served creating a character like parrot rather than the shit which is straughnie.

I could be wrong that's just the impression I get though

 

[blue gunslinger]

Either that or he is parodic exaggeration of the typical football fan who is so sure that there team is the greatest no matter what. Having chosen Carlton as his team when they were on the rise after some bad years when another fall was inevitable, the fixation of 'will be great in a few years when my clubs talent matures' is classic. So he can be seen as a troll on both Carlton and other teams. Peter Helliar would have been better served creating a character like parrot rather than the shit which is straughnie.

So are you different from this are you?
How about a mirror!

 

[Thrust]

Either that or he is parodic exaggeration of the typical football fan who is so sure that there team is the greatest no matter what. Having chosen Carlton as his team when they were on the rise after some bad years when another fall was inevitable, the fixation of 'will be great in a few years when my clubs talent matures' is classic. So he can be seen as a troll on both Carlton and other teams. Peter Helliar would have been better served creating a character like parrot rather than the shit which is straughnie.

So are you different from this are you?
How about a mirror!

no, i'm the same, exactly the same. I don't think one player drafted from 2005 will be a dud at the moment and i thought monfries and to a lesser degree stanton (thought he'd be smokin joe-esque) were to be future stars during 2006... clearly wrong there

 

[blue gunslinger]

no, i'm the same, exactly the same. I don't think one player drafted from 2005 will be a dud at the moment and i thought monfries and to a lesser degree stanton (thought he'd be smokin joe-esque) were to be future stars during 2006... clearly wrong there

So does that make you a parrot fan or do you dislike the bird?
A poster that knows their stuff and can convey it well is valuable. Plus one that can put the bait on a hook and rope people in is a gem. I wish Merv Neagle from the Bombers was as intelligent!

 

[Thrust]

So does that make you a parrot fan or do you dislike the bird?
A poster that knows their stuff and can convey it well is valuable. Plus one that can put the bait on a hook and rope people in is a gem. I wish Merv Neagle from the Bombers was as intelligent!

I have stated earlier in this thread that I enjoy parrot, he is great.

 

[audas]

Parrot - what a gala.. top poster.