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My New Year Resolution is to give up sexual innuendos
Which is going to be extremely hard...
Which is going to be extremely hard...
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Friend of mine went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back...
Halfway through he said, "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand..."
The tattooist said "Give us a chance mate, I've only just finishedhis turban..!"
These are top notchWHY did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
His judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.
WHY did the farmer start a punk rock band?
Because he was tired of Haulin' Oats
WHY did Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper all retire from the music scene at the same time on February 3rd, 1959?
Their vocal chords were damaged in an accident.
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The chances of you dying on the way to get a lottery ticket is greater than you actually winning it
The chances of winning a lottery is pretty much the same whether or not you buy a ticket.The chances of you dying on the way to get a lottery ticket is greater than you actually winning it