Player Nicknames

[Blue and Silver]

It's the offseason!

Player nicknames. If there are none feel free to offer suggestions:

1. Andrew Walker - 1AW, Skywalker, Tex
2. Troy Menzel - Menz
3. Marc Murphy - Smurph
4. Bryce Gibbs -
5. Chris Judd - C.J
6. Kade Simpson - Simmo
7. Dylan Buckley - S.O.J. , DylBucks (doesn't really roll off the tongue)
8. Matthew Kreuzer - Kreuze, Humphrey
9.
10. Matthew Watson - Watto,
11. Robert Warnock - Knockers
12.
13. Chris Yarran - Yazz
14.
15. Sam Docherty - Doc
16. Patrick Cripps - Crippa
17. Sam Rowe -
18.
19. Cameron Giles -
20. Nick Holman -
21.
22.
23. Lachlan Henderson - Hendo
24.
25.
26.
27. Dennis Armfield - Army, The Menace (?)
28. Tom Bell - Ding Dong, Tinker (?)
29.
30.
31.
32. Nick Graham - Nicky G
33. Andrejs Everitt - Dre, Silent J (?)
34.
35. Ed Curnow - Mr. Ed
36. Cameron Wood -
37.
38.
39. Dale Thomas - Daisy
40. Michael Jamison - Jammo
41. Levi Casboult - Casbah, Leaping Levi (?)
42. Zach Tuohy - 2E
43. Simon White -
44. Andrew Carrazzo - Carrots
45. Blaine Johnson -
46. David Ellard - Davey
47. Ciaran Sheehan - Gus
48. Ciaran Byrne - Casey

Matthew Dick -
Kristian Jaksch - KJ King?
Liam Jones -
Mark Whiley - Coyote (?)

 

[HARKER]

47. Gus
48. Casey

45. BJ? Just Johnno, I think.
36. Woody....given how much he uses it.

 

[Blue and Silver]

Johnno is one of those nicknames which is essentially just your name. I know I have Jammo, Simmo and Hendo in there, but they feel more commonly used (probably because they are Best 22)

 

[Azul]

7 Mr MEB_
8 Humphrey
11 Warlock
16 Paddy Crisps
32 Little Nicky
33 Kenny
41 The Bolt
45 Dwayne, The Rock

Liam Jones - Rhys, Deano

 

[etsal1]

4. Gibba
6. Beardo
7. Buckers

 

[Aphrodite]

7. SOJ

 

[lukep_86]

4. Gibbsy/Gibba
10. Mega head/melon head
16. The extractor
28. Kouta

 

[Aphrodite]

2. Menzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

 

[Aphrodite]

5. CJUDD3VOTES

 

[etsal1]

JUDDY & Juddman

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

7 Mr MEB_
8 Humphrey
11 Warlock
16 Paddy Crisps
32 Little Nicky
33 Kenny
41 The Bolt
45 Dwayne, The Rock

Liam Jones - Rhys, Deano

I approve

 

[Red Bull]

19. Barrels ??

 

[JamisonRun40]

6. Mr Reliable or Mr Carlton
28. No to Kouta, there is only ONE Kouta.
43. Simon White - One Punch
21. Levi - Sticky fingers

 

[King of Ruin]

Josh will he snap back

 

[King of Ruin]

10. Mega head!!!

 

[HBF]

Warnock - 206
Buckley - Bucks

 

[LordLucifer]

They are very lame nicknames, there's nothing clever or remotely humorous amongst that lot.

Surely the players can come up with better than that ??

 

[Aphrodite]

6. Mr Reliable or Mr Carlton
28. No to Kouta, there is only ONE Kouta.
43. Simon White - One Punch
21. Levi - Sticky fingers

Harsh JR!

 

[ShanDog]

A few off the top of my head:

1. Andrew Walker - Studley
2. Troy Menzel - 420BLAZE, NotDaniel
3. Marc Murphy - Top Hospital/Top Extras, Captain my Captain, Skim Decaf Soy Orange Mochacino
4. Bryce Gibbs - Zohan, 80's Jazzercise Instructor, LOLCrows
5. Chris Judd - Voldemort
6. Kade Simpson - Ned Kelly, Skinny, Phar Lap
7. Dylan Buckley - Hulk Smash
10. Matthew Watson - Pez Dispenser, Wobble, Shoe
11. Robert Warnock - Street Lamp, Pull Through (it's a gun joke), MOTY
13. Chris Yarran - Yazzamatazz
16. Patrick Cripps - Gangsta
17. Sam Rowe - MyBoySamRowe, The Best Story in the AFL, PaleFace, Sun Tan, SPF30+
19. Cameron Giles - MoonBoot
23. Lachlan Henderson - Two Please
27. Dennis Armfield - Tache, Nugget
28. Tom Bell - Wrecking Bell, Mouth Breather, Monster
32. Nick Graham - Sunshine
33. Andrejs Everitt - Mint
35. Ed Curnow - KISS
36. Cameron Wood - ALL THE JOKES, Matthew Dick
39. Dale Thomas - Bionic Man, Club Foot
40. Michael Jamison - Book Club
41. Levi Casboult - Dollar Shave Club
42. Zach Tuohy - Ginge
43. Simon White - Punchy, Angry White Guy
44. Andrew Carrazzo - Franco Cozzo
45. Blaine Johnson - Work Experience Kid
46. David Ellard - French Stewart, El-Lard
47. Ciaran Sheehan - C1
48. Ciaran Byrne - C2

Matthew Dick - ALL THE OTHER JOKES, Cameron Wood,
Kristian Jaksch - Yarksh,
Mark Whiley - Mop, Who?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Pretty sure that Andrew Walker should be referred to as DILF, right Aphrodite ?

 

[Aphrodite]

Pretty sure that Andrew Walker should be referred to as DILF, right Aphrodite ?

Oh YES MEB_ 1000% correct!

 

[Jatz]

2. Menzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

You just quoted one Eddie McGuire.

Card yourself Aph

 

[BluStreak]

10. T-Rex

 

[zeeCFC]

The Bulldogs boys call Michael Talia 'Geni'

End thread.

 

[ShanDog]

The Bulldogs boys call Michael Talia 'Geni'

End thread.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

I don't get it.