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OG por_please_ya
A long time ago now, a wide-eyed and bushy tailed Porps made her way to the SFA...
What is this place? What is Qooty? Melts? what is THE SIM?
Excited porps found her way into an excited Hawks side in Season 25 and immediately connected with Rankine2Rachele. In fact, these two are so thick as thieves they've played 189 games together! But besides finding good mates at the Qooty club, porps has become an invaluable player in her own right.
I could have interviewed friends and family, but preferred to do the journalism the old fashioned way, by just assuming what others have to say.
- "So glad she didn't evolve and move on, she's a part of the fabric of this great club" - Grand Uncle Horace probably
- "The 78th highest player for handballs in SFA history? That's worth celebrating itself!" - Headless most likely
- "A fierce competitor but a friendly foe" - Strigoi maybe
- "A worthy captain and indelible companion" Chipmunk
- "One of the best to ever grace this landscape" Wosh
Porps fast took to the game, racking up disposals, friends and accolades over the years. However, as lovely as she is, she is even fiercer on the Qooty field!
Porps when the SIM says RAINY or subs her off unexpectedly
Porps is as versatile as they come as a footballer and has played many roles during her tenure. Upon reaching S32, porps was thrown in a new spot, the ruck. Porps managed to see 16 hitouts that season, got a taste for it and hasn't looked back, taking the role by storm. After a ruck hiatus in S34, she's been back to dominate both on and off the field.
Porps dominating in the Phoenix v Roys Grand Final
Porps after her gruelling effort to conquer Mount Everest
Porps saving people from burning buildings
As can be seen by this small sample size, por_please_ya is every bit a hero and inspiration on and off the field. The team loves to rally around her and whatever adventure she's on next!
A player that is loved by many, is the heartbeat of the East Side Phoenix, who leads by example and has fans in every corner of the Qooty landscape, por_please_ya came off the bye in fine style on her 200th, picking up a lazy 24 touches and 18 hitouts en route to a 24pt win over the Bombers. Let's congratulate our leader and compatriot on her stellar Qooty career to date!
Porps when the SIM says RAINY or subs her off unexpectedly
Porps is as versatile as they come as a footballer and has played many roles during her tenure. Upon reaching S32, porps was thrown in a new spot, the ruck. Porps managed to see 16 hitouts that season, got a taste for it and hasn't looked back, taking the role by storm. After a ruck hiatus in S34, she's been back to dominate both on and off the field.
Porps dominating in the Phoenix v Roys Grand Final
Porps after her gruelling effort to conquer Mount Everest
Porps saving people from burning buildings
As can be seen by this small sample size, por_please_ya is every bit a hero and inspiration on and off the field. The team loves to rally around her and whatever adventure she's on next!
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