Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 5 - Cont. in Part 6

[threefa9]

Do you wear cargo shorts?

Nah, double denim

 

[G3TWOTYAD3S3RV]

What song and dance? Saw that we drafted a gun, did a little fist pump, then got back to work.

After a couple of years he’ll still wanna leave your franchise & return home.

 

[PatientMental]

119 is just a single data point in array of continual embarrassments, your franchise has been shambolic for the best part of a decade.

But that's just a fact

Holy shit.

You are the fireman kane cornes troll account.

Seek help.

 

[Smithy7]

119 is just a single data point in array of continual embarrassments, your franchise has been shambolic for the best part of a decade.

But that's just a fact

Don't crap on about Port on your board and do the same here, you might end up with a holiday

 

[threefa9]

After a couple of years he’ll still wanna leave your franchise & return home.

At least we will make a profit like we did with Lever. Not desperately shop 5 year contract spuds around for a second hand bin bag

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

When the bastard child has the audacity to call the 147-year old football club a "franchise".

 

[threefa9]

Holy shit.

You are the fireman kane cornes troll account.

Seek help.

Reading some of the ridiculous comments on here is all the therapy I need

 

[threefa9]

Don't crap on about Port on your board and do the same here, you might end up with a holiday

Sorry Smithy, I'll go now, just popped over for a quick chat

 

[PatientMental]

Reading some of the ridiculous comments on here is all the therapy I need

Go read the 2017 GF thread on your own board, it's the only therapy you really need.

 

[threefa9]

Go read the 2017 GF thread on your own board, it's the only therapy you really need.

Nah thats your fap material

 

[PatientMental]

Nah thats your fap material

I think you need to read it while whipping yourself.

I think the Christians call it self flagellation.

 

[threefa9]

I knew you guys were actually masochists, only explanation for your cultic devotion to David the dear leader

 

[El Zorro]

Well, this thread has gone to shit. All you need is a couple of crow flogs.

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[Schulzenfest]

Ouch, brings out the big guns. Are you telling me you wouldn't have drafted Fogarty with pick 12? Please

I wouldn't even trade the bloke we picked at #47 for Fogarty.

 

[xflamedancer]

Your choke in extra time v WCE was pretty hilarious tho, and even I felt embarrassed at your last showdown performance

Not nearly as hilarious as watching the unbeatable, rampaging Grand Final favourites get pumped by 8 goals, barely firing a shot after 1/4 time.

What you should be embarassed by is the way your entire franchise, employees (players) and customer base melted down in the aftermath though. From customers whinging about losing because of home ground advantage/ poor umpiring/ whatever other sore loser excuse for being shit on the day you managed to think up, to captain potatoheads 9 second speech, throwing the toys out of the cot over Lever and Cameron and your corporation telling departing players not to turn up the B&F awards. That is the actions of poor sportsmen and sore losers and is far more embarrasing than our last showdown loss.

 

[Power Girl]

Just remember though Crows supporters only have the draft left for comfort because players keep leaving and they have just lost a grand final. If the length of years that the score of losing GF keeps getting brought up they are in for an uncomfortable decade or two.

I actually feel a twinge of sympathy for them. They can only draft South Australians because they can't trust their culture to retain players. It is not as if they are a bottom side either. That shit must really burn.

 

[bomberclifford]

Just remember though Crows supporters only have the draft left for comfort because players keep leaving and they have just lost a grand final. If the length of years that the score of losing GF keeps getting brought up they are in for an uncomfortable decade or two.

I actually feel a twinge of sympathy for them. They can only draft South Australians because they can't trust their culture to retain players. It is not as if they are a bottom side either. That shit must really burn.

Wait ‘til one of their South Australians leave. They might then start to consider that it may just be a problem with their culture.

 

[pip_]

Losing by 119 points as serious underdogs to a team who ended up winning 3 flags and played in 4 grand finals in the next 5 seasons is far less embarrassing than being the raging hard-on favourites all season and getting pumped by 48.


But that's just a fact.

The funny part is our 119 team is long gone.

Crows are stuck with this group of chokers for a while yet. Never mind the GF, look at their finals exits in 15 & 16. Both over at half time. When this group go down, boy do they go down without a whimper. And god it's entertaining

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Lol crers staredown!!!1111

 

[Duck Farmer]

Reading some of the ridiculous comments on here is all the therapy I need

Does the threefa part of your username refer to subaru and pirate bob following you around and polishing your turds on the Port board with likes?

 

[GremioPower]

 

[Duck Farmer]

Just remember though Crows supporters only have the draft left for comfort because players keep leaving and they have just lost a grand final. If the length of years that the score of losing GF keeps getting brought up they are in for an uncomfortable decade or two.

I actually feel a twinge of sympathy for them. They can only draft South Australians because they can't trust their culture to retain players. It is not as if they are a bottom side either. That shit must really burn.

Will laugh if Fogarty quits them in a few years for a Melbourne club.

 

[Visenfest]

Why is everyone getting triggered by the theatre-goers of a franchise that was hastily crayoned into existence on the back of a Supreme Court injunction? They are literally not worth a response.

 

[King_Tredrea]

Well we are just gonna have to get better then, not draft in heaps of spuds trying to sell more pet memberships for just another listing in Kochies corporate portfolio

Your club brought in a player delisted by arguably the worst side in the league

 

[xflamedancer]

Why is everyone getting triggered by the theatre-goers of a franchise that was hastily crayoned into existence on the back of a Supreme Court injunction? They are literally not worth a response.

My excuse is that it's Sunday morning, i'm bored and easily amused by threefa crappy attempts to troll