Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 7

[Enviable Tradition]

5AA highlights...

“This is 2010 and Neil Craig all over again.”
- Josh, who probably fired up the barbie all day again today.

“Two people have gotta go. Pyke - he’s a mining magnate. A millionaire. He doesn’t need to coach. And Tex.”
- Jonathon, a member since 1991, boys.

“Brett Burton is incompetent. He has to go.”
- some random wanting Burton to take his 2IC with him.

“It’s a mate’s club down there!”
- Jonathon, still lamenting Sando’s sacking.

“There was only 26,000 at the ground but a really good selection of Crows people.”
- Joe, who drove all the way over. (Um, WTF is a ‘really good selection of Crows people?’)

“S.O.S., M. Blight.”
- Greg, lighting emergency flares rn.

"Tex Walker doesn't do anything out there. Jenkins gets $700,000 for what? They're doing nothing for this club. They have to go."
- Mick, who definitely won't be spending his hard-earned at The Alma coz it distracts Tex from his game.

"I'm gonna write a letter tomorrow and give it to 'em!"
- Lindy, devastated and depressed.

"(Tex and Jenkins) aren't worth a crumpet coz the're at the arse end of delivery and that delivery is crap!"
- cRowey.

“I was watching the soccer all night. I’m a 28 year member. Keep Pyke. The other coaches need to go. Brett Burton needs to go. The board needs to go. The CEO needs to go. Chapman needs to go.”
- Ralph, demanding a complete cleanout.



Running list of people who have to go:

Pyke
Tex
Burton
Burton’s mate
List Manager
Jenkins
Chapman

It's amazing all these Crows fans (Subaru included) who bag the Port fans for not rocking up in a blizzard Thursday nightbut couldn't even manage to watch the game from the comfort of their own lounge room.

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[PortWTF]

Check out rave slave's post #65 in their good bad and ugly thread

It's a cracker. I think my Mum and his Mum might know each other. Mine didn't follow footy until 1991 and she thinks the sun shines out of Ricciuto's backside.

 

[Doctor Feel]

"We have lost sight of what we stand for"

What exactly do the crows stand for?

 

[tribey]

"We have lost sight of what we stand for"

What exactly do the crows stand for?

Absolutely nothing. They know it too.

 

[LFC2010]

PMSL!!!!

 

[raman]

"We have lost sight of what we stand for"

What exactly do the crows stand for?

10% yoy growth of Crows Milk gross sales.

 

[Byrons Firen]

No you just summarise. I don’t want to pick anything unwanted

Nothing will change while the vast majority of their members are old and who lap up anything and everything the club feeds them.

 

[Shower Fapper]

radoxman

You rang?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Wonder what sort of spin that nasally weiner Rob Chapman is coming up with.

 

[Papa G]

Post on page 3 on the Adelaide board thread : Good, Bad, Fugly by Rave Slave.

Do yourself a favour. Hilarious.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Might have to buy the Thunderbirds this week. Copying Port yet again.

 

[charcolechaddy]

Check out rave slave's post #65 in their good bad and ugly thread

You sure its not 75 thats a cracker!

 

[EskimoPAFC]

"We have lost sight of what we stand for"

What exactly do the crows stand for?

Yeah it confuses me too. I was sure the tingles stood for falling apart under the slightest bit of pressure.

But they did that again today which is perfectly consistent with what they stand for and they come out with that statement.

 

[Lagooner]

You rang?

raman is coming for you.

Ahem.

 

[finbarr]

Check out rave slave's post #65 in their good bad and ugly thread

I've met Rave. Years ago. Came to that Port v West Coast game with me in 2006 when Shaun Burgoyne really announced himself. Good bloke that one. One crows fan I can feel some sympathy for.

 

[Contested Marx]

Check out rave slave's post #65 in their good bad and ugly thread

It's #75 and POTY

 

[EskimoPAFC]

It's funny. The only team/competitor I support who played today lost (Socceroos 1-2 France)... and yet between taking it to France and the tingles getting flogged again I feel so incredibly happy. I guess it must be because WEEEEE'RE A HAPPY TEAM AT HAWTHORN

 

[MrMeaner]

"We have lost sight of what we stand for"

What exactly do the crows stand for?

The judge

 

[StuMan]

Rave's post is 100% spot on. I just hope the sensible types like himself remain the minority, so the lols can continue for years to come.

 

[finbarr]

Rave Slave is a genuine hard bastard too. If the Port and Crows Big Footy boards organised a rumble he's the one you'd avoid messing with.

 

[Smithy7]

It's amazing all these Crows fans (Subaru included) who bag the Port fans for not rocking up in a blizzard Thursday nightbut couldn't even manage to watch the game from the comfort of their own lounge room.

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Well they only got tonight ...
Official crowd: 26,693 at the MCG

 

[chiwigi]

"We have lost sight of what we stand for"

What exactly do the crows stand for?

In our darkest days we wheeled out the creed as a reminder that if we act like a proper football club we could be one again.

Maybe they can borrow it? Or the Cemtrals copy.

 

[Steve Dore]

"We have lost sight of what we stand for"

What exactly do the crows stand for?

Horsehair wigs?

 

[Power Girl]

Rave Slave is a genuine hard bastard too. If the Port and Crows Big Footy boards organised a rumble he's the one you'd avoid messing with.

Can the rumble not be on a school night?

 

[Visenfest]

Rave Slave is a genuine hard bastard too. If the Port and Crows Big Footy boards organised a rumble he's the one you'd avoid messing with.

Harder than the Legendary Finn Barr?