Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 30

[backtozero]

If Merrett and Ridley both go, with Draper already gone, it honestly wouldn't surprise me if Essendon hit the panic button and bring in Hinkley. The low bar of players like him and he makes the finals almost half the time would just about make him the greatest coach at Essendon since Sheedy

Hinkley won't save them and they aren't making finals.

Essendon's list is now way closer to West Coast's of the last few years than it is Port Adelaide's in 2013.

Many more years of pain ahead for them.

 

[Buget]

Rankine playing in the GF would be a PR disaster for the afl. Crows won’t care because they’ll be revered in SA only and it seems that’s all they really care about.

I don’t think that will be an issue.

Can’t see the Crows winning a prelim against Geelong in Melbourne. Adelaide didn’t win a game away from home against a top eight team this year.

That’s not about to start in the prelim.

 

[backtozero]

I don’t think that will be an issue.

Can’t see the Crows winning a prelim against Geelong in Melbourne. Adelaide didn’t win a game away from home against a top eight team this year.

That’s not about to start in the prelim.

Stranger things have happened, but still. Here's hoping them and the Dorks beat the shit out of eachother this weekend while Geelong put their feet up.

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

Stranger things have happened, but still. Here's hoping them and the Dorks beat the shit out of eachother this weekend while Geelong put their feet up.

Yep anything can happen. Upsets happen all the time.

Beat to get the job done this weekend and listen to the blame game early

 

[Alyx]

 

[Ford Fairlane]

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How long before they find someone with mould in their bathroom that looks like Jordan Dawson? Or someone with stigmata whenever Tex kicks a goal.

 

[malcheski]

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RSPCA should be called if article is accurate.

Very uncouth to call a dog f**kwit.

 

[Steve Dore]

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Surely The Big Texan™ has had his lawyers send a cease and desist letter.

 

[gbear]

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Looks just like him!

 

[Buget]

Stranger things have happened, but still. Here's hoping them and the Dorks beat the shit out of eachother this weekend while Geelong put their feet up.

I’m not sure which team I would prefer to win that prelim.

Probably Geelong, just so we don’t have to put up with a smug Sam Mitchell or Steven Rowe.

 

[240volt]

Looks just like him!

All this BS and they’re not even at the Hinkley part of the season.

 

[ClintEastwood]

Apparently that pup gets really a get these days, brother.

 

[Janey]

Looks just like him!

Rubbish! I'd be happy to be seen out in public with the puppy.

 

[JimmyBC]

 

[Steve Dore]

"from one of Australia’s best-loved media personalities."

https://www.simonandschuster.com.au/books/Killing-For-Sport/Dwayne-Russell/9781923419407

 

[Duck Farmer]

How long before they find someone with mould in their bathroom that looks like Jordan Dawson? Or someone with stigmata whenever Tex kicks a goal.

The stains on Ben Keays shorts are reminiscent of the Shroud of Turin.

 

[afl2004]

Everytime the main character does anything cool "oh baby!"

 

[JimmyBC]

I wonder if there's a character in Dwayne's novel called The Pipe.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

So if the crows go out in straight sets, will the Advertiser obituary pages be full?

Will the word brave be used at least once every 20 words?

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

On AFL 360 last night Derrwayne said he had been working on it on and off for 20 years gathering ideas on his overseas travels.

About The Book​

On the eve of their wedding, Jackson discovers something he can’t forgive about his fiancee Sara. As he tries to make himself disappear so that he won’t be found by her and her violent family, he connects with international art dealer Sebastian Lee who offers him an escape route – but at what cost?
Gripping and unputdownable, Killing for Sport is a high-octane thriller set in the world of international organised crime, from one of Australia’s best-loved media personalities.

 

[Portology]

I read that as "Yelling For Sport" lol

 

[EskimoPAFC]

As silly as that book looks I have mad respect for anyone that actually gets a book finished and published.

 

[davesnothere]

As silly as that book looks I have mad respect for anyone that actually gets a book finished and published.

Likewise.

Next time I’m at an airport I’ll have a look.

 

[SC_Power]

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Wait till Tex finds out it’s not because of the growl or the cuteness (vomit) , but because of the prominent ears.

 

[SC_Power]

I want to read it, just so I can see how he forces the word “Firestarter” into a serious fictional novel.