Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 30

[SparklingAle69]

You idiot I'm repeating what Hoyne said on SEN. Block your ears all you like

You dont remember your posts from 2017 and how you embarrassed yourself severely?

 

[240volt]

Impey is so good now wtf lol

Yeah was looking at his stats, has had a very good season.
Most probably his best year at Hawthorn.

 

[SureBuddy]

Yeah was looking at his stats, has had a very good season.
Most probably his best year at Hawthorn.

Yea by a long way.

 

[Port 2004]

You dont remember your posts from 2017 and how you embarrassed yourself severely?

Don’t worry he wouldn’t remember it because he has embarrassed himself far too many times.

 

[240volt]

You dont remember your posts from 2017 and how you embarrassed yourself severely?

You can’t be talking about the crows will win the flag by 100 points post?
You’d have to have a bit of a man crush on them just to post such rubbish.

 

[JimmyBC]

You dont remember your posts from 2017 and how you embarrassed yourself severely?

He embarrasses himself weekly with the crows dribble, I think he's the only bloke alive that was bedwetting over a team that finished about 14th one year.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

That he shops at Kmart increases my respect for him, most cashed up AFL dickheads would rather pay through the nose for mundane items than be seen in Kmart.

Hey, Marcus Bontempelli, Christian Petracca and Lachie Neale shop at Cash Converters.

 

[It Just Is]

Impey is so good now wtf lol

Gives me hope for Lachie Jones under a new coach

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Jarman Impey has just improved at a rate you would expect him to once he hit 100 games. He always had talent, he just needed games preferably in a set position.

Lachie Jones needs an uninterrupted season, he has still played less games than Impey had when he left Port.

 

[all seeing eye]

Jarman Impey has just improved at a rate you would expect him to once he hit 100 games. He always had talent, he just needed games preferably in a set position.

Lachie Jones needs an uninterrupted season, he has still played less games than Impey had when he left Port.

One plays in a well oiled system the other doesnt.

 

[afl2004]

Jarman Impey has just improved at a rate you would expect him to once he hit 100 games. He always had talent, he just needed games preferably in a set position.

Lachie Jones needs an uninterrupted season, he has still played less games than Impey had when he left Port.

Think lord is playing because he can help out in the ruck tbh

 

[Ford Fairlane]

This is another dreadful game. Over to the rugby where Storm and Roosters are playing out a thriller.

 

[afl2004]

This is another dreadful game. Over to the rugby where Storm and Roosters are playing out a thriller.

Thursday games in winter are death for crowds

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Impey is so good now wtf lol

7.75 seasons of development. He wasn't as good as this 2 or 3 seasons ago.

 

[Buget]

Jarman Impey has just improved at a rate you would expect him to once he hit 100 games. He always had talent, he just needed games preferably in a set position.

Lachie Jones needs an uninterrupted season, he has still played less games than Impey had when he left Port.

If Port need to wait until Jones is 30yrs old and played 200+ games before he gets it, I think Port have missed the boat.

Agreed that Impey was always talented and needed a good run at it. He has had some shocking injuries over the journey.

 

[Steve Dore]

That he shops at Kmart increases my respect for him, most cashed up AFL dickheads would rather pay through the nose for mundane items than be seen in Kmart.

That can't be right. Even players like Jeremy Cameron, Patrick Cripps, Christian Petracca, Lachie Neale and Marcus Bontempelli are forced to buy secondhand goods from Cash Converters.

Edit: Ford Fairlane beat me to it.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Impey is so good now wtf lol

Earlier in the year I had a Hinkley lover say to me: “name one player that’s left Port under Hinkley and become a better player?”

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

What are the names of the cocaine snorters and hooker books at 7 and the AFL trying to get their bonuses to pay for their drugs and sex, who are responsible for this round's ridiculous scheduling and basically the whole of Rds 16 to 23 released in late May??

Name and Shame them.

 

[Powerade 08]

Impey came good during the COVID years at Hawthorn. If hes been inconsistent since then its probably through injury.

 

[JimmyBC]

That can't be right. Even players like Jeremy Cameron, Patrick Cripps, Christian Petracca, Lachie Neale and Marcus Bontempelli are forced to buy secondhand goods from Cash Converters.

Edit: Ford Fairlane beat me to it.

They are about the most fanciful adverts on the idiot box those cashies ads, guys on the best part of a mill a year buying Sally the junkie's second hand x-box lmao.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

That short pass to D'Ambrosio didn't even get outside of the protected area the umpire has given the Hawks...

 

[240volt]

They are about the most fanciful adverts on the idiot box those cashies ads, guys on the best part of a mill a year buying Sally the junkie's second hand x-box lmao.

Yeah poor old Lachie buying his father golf clubs for Christmas from cashies.
Most probably stolen off the golf course the old man plays at.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

If Port need to wait until Jones is 30yrs old and played 200+ games before he gets it, I think Port have missed the boat.

Agreed that Impey was always talented and needed a good run at it. He has had some shocking injuries over the journey.

Not saying that at all - he's played 70 games and can't seem to get a clean run at a string of successive games. As he works to 100 games he will continue to become a more consistent player. He is probably a better player at 70 games than Impey was, but everyone here sweats on Jones's mistakes and amplifies whatever he does wrong. It's the nature of this place.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Yeah poor old Lachie buying his father golf clubs for Christmas from cashiers.
Most probably stolen off the golf course the old man plays at.

The cops call the place Crime Converters.

 

[240volt]

The cops call the place Crime Converters.

I actually went in there once, never seen so many Dodgy people assembled in one building.
And that’s just the sales staff!