Practice match. Bombers V Demons

[sausageroll]

And what are we doing right now...

Well I'm waiting for you to finish your beer. It's your shout and I finished mine ages ago!
Hurry the f*** up!

 

[Joe King]

Alright, alright. I'm done. Now I'm off home to down another free case of Carlton Draught. Our sponsors take good care of us.

 

[sausageroll]

Alright, alright. I'm done. Now I'm off home to down another free case of Carlton Draught. Our sponsors take good care of us.

Someone's go to. You can't take care of yourselves

 

[HawkPatrol]

Carlton Draught is like drinking cat piss. And yes I know what drinking cat piss tastes like, as VB sponsored the Wonders when I was playing there.

Now the Bombers, we have a deal with Stella. Thats more like it

 

[left foot slipper]

Jake, STFU. We don't need a second Demon tarmishing our name sooky sooky la las with stupidity and throw away arrogance lines like your plethora of examples above. Rather than reading half a dozen posts, try reading the whole thread. You sound like a guy that walked out on Shawshank after five minutes. Cats2rise, cooney, Freakie, Sausage Roll and amos have made this a damn funny entertaining thread. Hopefull Jake, sorry, Joe, easy mistake, might read throught the whole thread and realise the Dees and Bombers went about this match with banter being the theme. Anyway, Bombers, you pathetic pricks. Looking forward to belting the living suitcase out of you in the third, and if we don't, so be it.

 

[amos]

Seems you have a bit of spunk about you, LFS. Feel free to pop over after training for some free dental. Also, if you don't mind, next time you run into TigerGlory or Jake, let them know they're quite welcome to borrow audio books of SFA threads to avoid further reading embarrassments in the future.

 

[left foot slipper]

Tia all good Amos. They're two of our best readers on the field so we won't be rocking the boat yet.

 

[cats2rise]

Don't worry Joe, you are ruffling feathers - I like it.

left foot slipper... I am sure there will be a towel snap coming in your direction if you don't pipe down soon

 

[TigerGlory]

If your going to be dishing out the banter then you have to cop it back when you lose.

Talking about how incredibly shit we are comes back to bite you when you end up losing to us.

Thats all.

 

[amos]

Appreciate returning the jacket, cats2rise. Seems it's all been sorted.

Hey tigerglory. Seeing you had some difficulties understanding the content of this thread, we've gone ahead and concreted this outside your HQ. It's great that you're putting back into the community and agreeing to get help. Shows great leadership.

 

[Joe King]

What? Half the shit here is role play anyway. What the hell was I doing? You think I was being serious? Calm down people.

 

[sausageroll]

Don't worry Joe, you are ruffling feathers - I like it.

left foot slipper... I am sure there will be a towel snap coming in your direction if you don't pipe down soon

Speaking of feathers...

This morning the Demons' officials went to feed their new mascot Borry the Roostog (part rooster, part dog) they found enclosure was left wide open and he was no longer there.

They immediately went to check on Trent the Cheefant...

...and are extremely concerned with what they found.

The gate on Trent's enclosure seemed to have been destroyed from the inside and he was also gone. There were feathers everywhere that were an exact match to the feathers Borry would shed in his enclosure. It looked as though there had been a massive chicken fight.



Borry's walkies lead was found near the gate to Trent's enclosure along with a carton of Carlton Draught and a book entitled "Fantasy Football logos and guernses for dummies".
Demons' Officials have no idea where they came from and suspect that the owner of these items may be responsible for the loss of their mascots.

A further search of the area revealed a bag of wilderbeast flavoured peanuts were found on a grassy knoll nearby along with a bag of cat flavoured chicken pellets. A short 10 metre trail of these peanuts and pellets seemed to lead towards the mascot's enclosures but was obviously incomplete.

Although these findings seem to be completely unrelated to the beers and book found at the enclosure rumours are spreading that there may have been a separate attempt to free these mascots from whoever was on the grassy knoll.

Whatever the case there are now 2 mascots running wild and they must be found...

 

[Freakie]

Speaking of feathers...

This morning the Demons' officials went to feed their new mascot Borry the Roostog (part rooster, part dog) they found enclosure was left wide open and he was no longer there.

They immediately went to check on Trent the Cheefant...

...and are extremely concerned with what they found.

The gate on Trent's enclosure seemed to have been destroyed from the inside and he was also gone. There were feathers everywhere that were an exact match to the feathers Borry would shed in his enclosure. It looked as though there had been a massive chicken fight.



Borry's walkies lead was found near the gate to Trent's enclosure along with a carton of Carlton Draught and a book entitled "Fantasy Football logos and guernses for dummies".
Demons' Officials have no idea where they came from and suspect that the owner of these items may be responsible for the loss of their mascots.

A further search of the area revealed a bag of wilderbeast flavoured peanuts were found on a grassy knoll nearby along with a bag of cat flavoured chicken pellets. A short 10 metre trail of these peanuts and pellets seemed to lead towards the mascot's enclosures but was obviously incomplete.

Although these findings seem to be completely unrelated to the beers and book found at the enclosure rumours are spreading that there may have been a separate attempt to free these mascots from whoever was on the grassy knoll.

Whatever the case there are now 2 mascots running wild and they must be found...

Sounds like the work of Okeydopey. We have increased security around the team headquaters so no future "incidents" occur. They are trained to shoot on site.

 

[okeydoke7]

Sounds like the work of Okeydopey. We have increased security around the team headquaters so no future "incidents" occur. They are trained to shoot on site.

For someone I never played with you sure are missing me already!

Ahh the good old Demons. They keep saying how they are over me leaving and they are moving on...but no one can move on from a loss that big. No amount of pre-season wins will make up for your biggest ever loss. Which is significant given the amount of wooden spoons this club has won.

 

[TigerGlory]

but no one can move on from a loss that big.

Your modesty astounds me.

 

[cooney]

Trust me mate we moved on long ago

 

[cats2rise]

It seems as though he hasn't moved on though.

 

[Freakie]

Big? I'm f'n huge!

 

[HawkPatrol]

Not where it counts though

 

[Freakie]

Not where it counts though

Pervert! now piss off....

 

[sausageroll]

Sounds like the work of Okeydopey. We have increased security around the team headquaters so no future "incidents" occur. They are trained to shoot on site.

Okey may have been the one on the grassy knoll but I don't think he was responsible for the mascots escaping.
What would he be doing with the book? Does he have a sponsorship deal with Carlton? How did he get the woofchicken's walkies lead?

Anyway, both the woofchicken and the cheefant are on the loose. Surprised you guys haven't made any real effort to catch them or find out who is really responsible for their escape.

It will be a shame for you guys when you lose the 3rd match as well as your mascots

 

[Freakie]

Okey may have been the one on the grassy knoll but I don't think he was responsible for the mascots escaping.
What would he be doing with the book? Does he have a sponsorship deal with Carlton? How did he get the woofchicken's walkies lead?

Anyway, both the woofchicken and the cheefant are on the loose. Surprised you guys haven't made any real effort to catch them or find out who is really responsible for their escape.

It will be a shame for you guys when you lose the 3rd match as well as your mascots

Sorry, I just got back from putting up a "For Sale" sign out the front of the Baghdad Bombers HQ.... I am now heading out to find our woofchicken and cheefant, and when I do I'll feed them a case of Red Bull and let them loose on your front lawn....

 

[amos]

You kidding me, woofchicken has gone. No way.

Cheefant's got an arse on him wider than the Hume highway so he might be relatively easier to track down. Woofchicken however, he's one crafty piece of work.

If we manage to track them down, I suggest the winner of the next match claim them both. You know, a bit like the Ashes. Sacrificing them and a later cremation would be optional but could serve a possibly a suitable punishment for their felonious activities in escaping after being a gift to the Demons from the Bombers.

 

[cooney]

I think we are coming close to finding the both of them i found there tracks

 

[breeno]

I think we are coming close to finding the both of them i found there tracks

No, that's where Amos passed out last night. The one next to him is his teddy bear.