Prayer for the "Stressed"

[66MunsterT]

Grant Me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom
To hide the Bodies of the People I had to kill today,
Because they Pi**ed Me off.

Help Me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be
Connected to the ar*e that I might have to kiss Tomorrow.

Help Me always give 100% at Work.

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Friday

Help Me to remember …..

When I’m having a really bad day and it seems that People are trying to pi** Me off,
That it takes 42 Muscles to frown and only 4 to to extend My middle finger
And tell People to eff off.


Cheers,

The Roos Reject.

 

[Bee]

Dear God
So far today I've done alright
I haven't gossiped
And I haven't lost my temper
I haven't been grumpy, nasty or selfish.
But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed,
And that's when I'm going to need a lot of help.



It takes 40 muscles to frown,
But only two to turn around and
belt the person who is pissing you off.

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Everything is getting to me lately.

Year 12 is a sh*t load more work than I anticipated. It is a huge jump from Year 11.

I am getting stressed from the work load, and the added pressure of Directing the House Play for the School Drama Championships. Alot of people saying they will do it, then pulling out and so on. And the Housemaster breathing down my neck about it. 'Its creeping up Nick" yada yada yada.

Im doing 'The Club' for it by the way, and playing Ted Parker, who is the main character as well as directing.

So im stressing lately

*sigh*