Pregnancy & Parenting Pure terror :(

[woopedazz]

A few nights ago I experienced something that will be hard to forget. While both massively intoxicated and concussed after being king hit I was being taken home by friends when I leapt from the taxi babbling incoherently and jumped into a random car at a red light only to be driven off into the night by whatever stranger was inside. I have no recollection of this, but my friends were unable to find me until the next morning when I awoke naked in my own bed despite not having a key to get inside.

I remember none of this so it doesn't scare me. What does scare me is waking up in some industrial complex surrounded by a massive fence topped with 4 lines of barbed wire while only semi-conscious, with incoherent thought, bleeding from apparently climbing said fence just moments prior and with a monumental headache and no memory (at 5am). It was whimper inducing fear that only grew worse when I heard a dog bark in the distance and decided that it was a guard dog and therefore assumed I was about to be eaten. It was the kind of fear that can only be compared to a primary school student having sleep paralysis or your GF's friends leaping out from behind your couches when you get home and shouting "CONGRATULATIONS!"

I was like a demented person not having a clue what was happening, where they were, or how they were going to escape. The next memory I have is being tangled in the barbed wire and then nothing until I woke up with a fairly bad concussion that has lasted a few days.

Thanks for listening.

 

[Messenger]

Don't do drugs, kids.

 

[Rumblah#16]

Don't do drugs, kids.

I've done my fair share and never ever had a night like that. Lame.

 

[beez]

If you do drugs, always have some chewy in your back pocket

 

[Kipz]

Did you deliberately leave the part out where you woke up with sperm on your top lip?

 

[woopedazz]

Did you deliberately leave the part out where you woke up with sperm on your top lip?

No that was accidental.

 

[HSSB]

Drugs or no Ben Cousins?

 

[The Shermanator]

Cool story bro.

 

[woopedazz]

Oh yeah I forgot to make it interactive. "What is your scary moments?" etc.

/personal GD blog post.

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Don't do drugs, kids.

Well, at least not the drugs that he was on.

 

[Football God]

 

[The Shermanator]

 

[Vapor]

Brool story co

 

[lewigie]

So the people in the random car took you to an industrial complex? Then you woke up at 5 in the morning, did something, fell back asleep, woke up in your bed?

 

[Allbetsroff]

When you get a concussion you don't go home, you go to the hospital try to remember that for the next time you're being an idiot.

 

[Asgardian]

Sounds like he had some bad tequila, yes, there is such a thing.

 

[woopedazz]

When you get a concussion you don't go home, you go to the hospital try to remember that for the next time you're being an idiot.

I wasn't being an idiot... Much. A gang of thugs were beating up on some dude and I tried to be a hero and got held down and smacked. Yeah ok I was being an idiot when I read that back to myself

 

[WALL-e]

Nothing wrong with sticking up for people mate, just go to a hospital if you've been concussed, especially when you're drunk.

Going to sleep is not a good idea....waking up caged in a factory is a worse one.

 

[Bulldog Breed]

 

[Changaneen]

A few nights ago I experienced something that will be hard to forget. While both massively intoxicated and concussed after being king hit I was being taken home by friends when I leapt from the taxi babbling incoherently and jumped into a random car at a red light only to be driven off into the night by whatever stranger was inside. I have no recollection of this, but my friends were unable to find me until the next morning when I awoke naked in my own bed despite not having a key to get inside.

I remember none of this so it doesn't scare me. What does scare me is waking up in some industrial complex surrounded by a massive fence topped with 4 lines of barbed wire while only semi-conscious, with incoherent thought, bleeding from apparently climbing said fence just moments prior and with a monumental headache and no memory (at 5am). It was whimper inducing fear that only grew worse when I heard a dog bark in the distance and decided that it was a guard dog and therefore assumed I was about to be eaten. It was the kind of fear that can only be compared to a primary school student having sleep paralysis or your GF's friends leaping out from behind your couches when you get home and shouting "CONGRATULATIONS!"

I was like a demented person not having a clue what was happening, where they were, or how they were going to escape. The next memory I have is being tangled in the barbed wire and then nothing until I woke up with a fairly bad concussion that has lasted a few days.

Thanks for listening.

Did your arse hurt after all this........if so, go for a blood test

 

[Lazarus]

Someone should start a "where have you woken up?" thread

 

[bresker]

LSD?

I've woke up in the middle of the road in Geelong with a cop shining a light on me and an old bloke explaining how he found me lying there

 

[Copernicus]

I'm not entirely sure if this is what actually happened or what you hallucinated

 

[Copernicus]

****ers.