Push,Turn,Hire,Release - WWE edition (GAME)

[Green Eggs]

Push - Bray. I'd like to see him get a WWE title run.
Turn - Swagger
Hire - The Briscoes
Release - Fandango

 

[workhorse]

Push: Cesaro - has a great, unique look, is incredible in the ring, over, fan's behind him, just needs to develop on the mic a little and he's a bonafide main eventer. His match with Cena the other week could easily main event any PPV and the crowd would go home happy.

Turn: Sheamus - good god he's becoming Cena v2.0 in my opinion. Not that I don't rate his in-ring work, but he's just so much better as a heel. He rarely loses on TV and to me is becoming stale in his current gimmick. Maybe he just needs a bit of a character change, and remain face, but I'd turn him full on heel - hell even have him join 'The Authority'

Hire: Sting or Angle - lets be honest, there's a few money matches left in these two.

Fire: Khali, Hornswaggle, Yoshi Tatsu, Otunga, and Santino

 

[FootyJunkie]

Push: Bryan
Turn: Cena
Hire: Kurt
Release: Batista

 

[Baird]

I'll change my release to Rey, he's one bump away from getting his leg amputated.

 

[davywap]

Push: Cody Rhodes or Dean Ambrose
Turn: Cesaro/Face, Kofi/Heel
Hire: Jeff Hardy (only if clean and they can't get Jericho to return)
Release: Triple H, AJ Lee

 

[timtamWB]

Push: Cody Rhodes or Dean Ambrose
Turn: Cesaro/Face, Kofi/Heel
Hire: Jeff Hardy (only if clean and they can't get Jericho to return)
Release: Triple H, AJ Lee

Bwah??

 

[davywap]

Bwah??

piss 'em off I say, running out of holes for the burials and AJ is just overrated poo

 

[DizzyHB]

Push: Cesaro, he's the next cab off the rank, so to speak. He's the complete package can play heel/face no problem and he's one of a handful of big guys who are truly great technical workers. I'm also going to put Cody Rhodes in here, should really be having a match with Goldust at WMXXX. His IC title reign was fantastic, he needs to get back to that.

Turn: John Cena, it's the obvious answer but it's the only foreseeable turn that could possibly rival the turn of Hollywood Hulk Hogan. I wouldn't mind seeing Kofi turn heel and become the Authorities IC champion or something in that vein.

Hire: I'd personally like to see Chris Hero back, but I doubt that's going to happen, so I'm going to say the Briscoes. Just when WWE started to really build the tag team division back up, they did what they always do and broke all the teams up for some quick fueds that went nowhere. The Briscoes could carry that division for the next five years. I'd also like to see Angle back so he can finish his career somewhere it will actually mean something.

Release: Khali and Hornswoggle. Then I would retire Big Show and Mark Henry.

 

[nobbyiscool]

Hire: I'd personally like to see Chris Hero back, but I doubt that's going to happen, so I'm going to say the Briscoes. Just when WWE started to really build the tag team division back up, they did what they always do and broke all the teams up for some quick fueds that went nowhere. The Briscoes could carry that division for the next five years. I'd also like to see Angle back so he can finish his career somewhere it will actually mean something.

According to dirtsheets, these nimrods would already be working for WWE if Jay could keep his racist, homophobic bullshit to himself.

Good riddance to them... they can struggle away as "indy superstars" knowing that his inability to keep his stupid mouth shut potentially cost them millions.

I was so wanting to get back into ROH - and then Jay became champion after a racist tirade in 2012, and suffered no punishment whatsoever following his homophobic rant (as champion) in early 2013. I'm not supporting that shit.

 

[DizzyHB]

I missed all of that thankfully as I havn't had much internet access over the past year and a bit.

It's a shame as they're both very talented but I can't say I'm all that surprised given their gimmick.

 

[Dirty Bird]

Push: Paige (Give her a main roster push, can revive that division)
Turn: Bryan (It'd be as cool as SCSA turn at WM 17)
Sign: SCSA (One more run)
Release: John Cena (Opens up some key spots on the upper card, which in turn opens up spots on the midcard, which in turn opens up spots as jobbers. It saves the E money, while providing variety and in turn, hopefully, more viewership)

 

[nobbyiscool]

I missed all of that thankfully as I havn't had much internet access over the past year and a bit.

It's a shame as they're both very talented but I can't say I'm all that surprised given their gimmick.

I don't think it's a gimmick - I think they are just stupid rednecks.

In June 2011, he wrote on twitter: "Damn theres a lot of **** out in New York today #whatthef*ck" (censorship added)

Then in August 2011 (I got the date wrong) after Hurricane Irene tore New Jersey and surrounding areas apart: "To all da hoes, sluts, skanks, he-shes, she-hes and homos that be whorin it up on da eastcoast... this hurricanes for you."

Then in May 2013, after they'd made him champion:
"The Delaware Senate passed a bill yesterday that allows same sex couples to get married. If that makes you happy, then congratulations!!!!!! ... try and teach my kids that there's nothing wrong with that and I'll f*cking shoot you"

Of course, each tweet is followed shortly thereafter by an apologetic tweet - but it doesn't mean a thing when it keeps happening.

It was thought that, when they made him champion, it was a "reward title reign" before the Briscoes went to WWE. Of course, that didn't happen.

And almost a year later, ROH are still running with him as 'the real world champion.'

The Briscoes were an entertaining act going back to 05/06 when I watched a lot of ROH - but every time I've watched since about 2011, they make up for the fact that their act is stale as shit by taking repeated unprotected head shots to get over. It doesn't work. It just makes people uncomfortable, because we know better than that now.

Of course, stupidity from ROH or it's superstars should come as no surprise - this is off-topic, but it's a personal favourite of mine from Joe Koff, the COO of the company, in response to the arrest of Matt Hardy and Reba Sky on domestic violence charges:

"You know, they're two wrestlers, they're probably two physical people."


Anyway, sorry for the off topic stuff... but that's a pretty quick summation of everything that's wrong with ROH and with the Briscoes!

 

[Dont be a lemon]

Push - Dolph Ziggler to take CM Punk's 'cool outsider' gimmick

Turn - Cena turn heel

Hire - Bobby Roode?

Release - Big Show same old shit and fat

 

[nobbyiscool]

Push - Dolph Ziggler to take CM Punk's 'cool outsider' gimmick

Turn - Cena turn heel

Hire - Bobby Roode?

Release - Big Show same old shit and fat

You know what? I've always thought this was unlikely to happen - and I still think that. He sells too much merch, and he's too good a representative for the company.

But the more we see, the more obvious it becomes that Bryan vs HHH is supposed to be this generations version of Austin vs McMahon.

They could also turn Bryan vs Cena into this generations Austin vs Rock if they turned Cena heel as the true "face of the WWE" who HHH has to turn to when no one else is able to get the belt of Bryan. That would be awesome.

 

[timtamWB]

You know what? I've always thought this was unlikely to happen - and I still think that. He sells too much merch, and he's too good a representative for the company.

But the more we see, the more obvious it becomes that Bryan vs HHH is supposed to be this generations version of Austin vs McMahon.

They could also turn Bryan vs Cena into this generations Austin vs Rock if they turned Cena heel as the true "face of the WWE" who HHH has to turn to when no one else is able to get the belt of Bryan. That would be awesome.

The problem with this whole scenario is that none of them can touch their respective characters on the mic. That is to say, Bryan vs Austin, Cena vs Rock, HHH vs Vince. Vince will always put what's best for business D) first, no matter what it means for Vince, and I'm not sure if HHH will do that. Bryan can't touch Austin on the mic, but is a far better wrestler. Cena is closer to the Rock on the mic and can be good when he wants, but he gets lazy and is not as electrifying as the Rock. Their characters are all lacking too much in order to pull off that angle again.

 

[FootyJunkie]

Push - HHH
Turn - Hornswoggle
Hire - Scott Hall
Release - Bryan

 

[Cyclone Larry]

Push - Ceasaro (duh!)
Turn - Sheamus (not a fan of his but he is a waste as a face)
Hire - Okada (killing it in Japan)
Release - Del Rio (no one cares what he does and opens up a decent spot on the roster)

 

[Baird]

Why do people want Okada in Wwe? He'd be a jobber for life regardless of how amazing he actually is

 

[Cyclone Larry]

Enough foreign stars have prospered in wwe, saying he will be made a jobber is baseless at this point. Not sure of Okada's ability to speak English, I admit he will struggle to get over if he cant talk.

 

[FootyJunkie]

Enough foreign stars have prospered in wwe, saying he will be made a jobber is baseless at this point. Not sure of Okada's ability to speak English, I admit he will struggle to get over if he cant talk.

 

[Corrosion]

Push - Cesaro, Swagger, Ziggler, Christian, Barrett, McIntyre

Turn - Sheamus - for the love of god please!

Hire - Edge to be a manager

Relegate to Jobber status to enhance talent - Cena, Orton, Batista, Big Show

 

[Cleavy]

Not sure of Okada's ability to speak English, I admit he will struggle to get over if he cant talk.

 

[FootyJunkie]

Kaientai ruled!

 

[BABYBOMBERS2007]

Push - Rollins
Turn - Cena
Hire - Sting
Release - just about all divas other than AJ and some others - Summer Rae really annoys me

 

[WA ROO]

Push - McIntyre,get him out of 3MB.Restart the feud he and Sheamus had back when they tore it up all over England
Turn - Rhodes Bros and bring back Goldies old make up
Hire - Abyss,have him and Kane fight over the "Monster" tag
Release - pick a Diva not Natalya or AJ