SCANDAL Qrimestoppers Update - Robbery at Qhemist Warehouse in Sweet

[Tonga Bob]

Qrimestoppers can update citizens of Sweet that there's been a robbery at the Qhemist Warehouse in the Sweet CBD. A report of stolen inventory indicates that on the evening of Monday the 19th of June a shipment of Viagra and a box of lithium batteries were taken, all of which were consumed on site.



When asked about the alleged perpetrator, Constable Bob provided the following description:

"We have some CCTV vision of the alleged perpetrator, which is blurry but shows what appears to be an anthropomorphic robot orangutan ruckman. He is 202 cm tall I guess idk, is wearing a persimmon top, the second most hitouts, second most DT points of all ruckmen, most disposals of all ruckmen and was the best performing player in the best performing team all season. He also consumed a sh*tton of Viagra, so is by far the stiffest individual that I have seen in all my years in law enforcement".

The following is an image taken from the CCTV cameras inside Qhemist Warehouse:



Anybody with any information regarding the crime committed upon this individual is urged to contact Qrimestoppers. It is a completely anonymous service, and all information provided is treated with the utmost care (I will forget it in 15 minutes). I realise that it seems to be really difficult to spot an elite ruckman, but all I ask is that you try.

Thank you.​

 

[Pickitt]

Looks a bit like Tarkyn_24

 

[Tonga Bob]

Looks a bit like Tarkyn_24

Tarkyn_24 isn’t quite as stiff as pantskyle

 

[JT_the_Man]

Got worried they were onto me there for the peptides I stole ahead of Sundays big game. Crisis averted, everyone as they were.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Got worried they were onto me there for the peptides I stole ahead of Sundays big game. Crisis averted, everyone as they were.

Are there peptides in Weight Gain 4000? Huh.

 

[The Majestic]

I did say the other day that the Old Boys needed a bit of viagra to get up, I guess they took this as a perfect opportunity to get some ahead of the grand final.

 

[GWS Goose]

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Qrimestoppers can update citizens of Sweet that there's been a robbery at the Qhemist Warehouse in the Sweet CBD. A report of stolen inventory indicates that on the evening of Monday the 19th of June a shipment of Viagra and a box of lithium batteries were taken, all of which were consumed on site.

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When asked about the alleged perpetrator, Constable Bob provided the following description:

"We have some CCTV vision of the alleged perpetrator, which is blurry but shows what appears to be an anthropomorphic robot orangutan ruckman. He is 202 cm tall I guess idk, is wearing a persimmon top, the second most hitouts, second most DT points of all ruckmen, most disposals of all ruckmen and was the best performing player in the best performing team all season. He also consumed a sh*tton of Viagra, so is by far the stiffest individual that I have seen in all my years in law enforcement".

The following is an image taken from the CCTV cameras inside Qhemist Warehouse:

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Anybody with any information regarding the crime committed upon this individual is urged to contact Qrimestoppers. It is a completely anonymous service, and all information provided is treated with the utmost care (I will forget it in 15 minutes). I realise that it seems to be really difficult to spot an elite ruckman, but all I ask is that you try.

Thank you.​

This is an all too common occurrence.

Unfortunately I too have been robbed in the SFA, many, many times.

 

[Tonga Bob]

This is an all too common occurrence.

Unfortunately I too have been robbed in the SFA, many, many times.

Sorry to hear. Did you tell anyone about it?

 

[GWS Goose]

Sorry to hear. Did you tell anyone about it?

You know me Bob, Im far too stoic to mention such things.
I know others, who if in my position having won the Mobbs medal and were omitted from the All sweet team, and that was only the third most ridiculous snubbing, might mention this from time to time. Not me though, I'll soldier on quietly.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You know me Bob, Im far too stoic to mention such things.
I know others, who if in my position having won the Mobbs medal and were omitted from the All sweet team, and that was only the third most ridiculous snubbing, might mention this from time to time. Not me though, I'll soldier on quietly.

You should become a club captain. Apparently they all get automatic inclusion.

 

[GWS Goose]

You should become a club captain. Apparently they all get automatic inclusion.

I have noticed that.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I have noticed that.