Quotes....

[myee8]

Originally posted by happy_in_hell
Prince Phillip has had some pearlers:

"If you stay here much longer you'll be slitty-eyed"
- to British students in China, 1986

"We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a gastly problem?' You just got on with it"
- on modern stress counselling for servicemen, 1995

"You'll have to lose weight if you want to go in that"
- to a 13-year-old who wanted to fly in a space rocket in July 2001

I also remember him on a tour somewhere, and he spotted a electrical box that looked pretty shabby looking. He commented by saying: "That box looks like it has been put there by an Indian". Me description is a bit vague i admit, but does anyone know wot i am talking about??

 

[colin]

Originally posted by Squeak

"Don't eat yellow snow".

That reminds me of the phrase:
"Any more than two shakes is a w*nk"

Lads know what I'm talking about.

"He who dares wins..."- Del Boy

"This time next year, we'll be millionaires!"- Del Boy


From The Simpsons
Flanders' Vegas Wife: "You think you could make this coffee a little more Irish?"
Flanders: "Oh I'm sorry, we try not to use the I-word in this house".

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

A couple more

"Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's - movement and positioning." - Ron Atkinson

"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 

[colin]

Originally posted by carneagles
"Seventeen days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we ain't gonna last seventeen hours!"

That's wrecking my head! What's that from again carneagles?

 

[Docker_Brat]

"You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a ****ant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig **** now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: 'as greedy as a pig.' "

 

[Mobbs]

"Oh I dunno, there's just something about blasting the s**t out of a Razorback that brightens up my whole day" - Bill Kerr, Razorback.

"You're mother ate my dog!" "Not all of it." - Brain Dead.

"The ratio of people to cake ..." - Office Space.

"I'm lucky, remember?" - Ben Mendelson, Year My Voice Broke.

Welcome to Woop Woop has a dozen great quotes, the Sound of Music rip-off not least among them.

 

[nut]

Happy Gilmore

Shooter=" I eat pieces of **** like you for Breakfast"

Happy= '' you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?''

Shooter= "Noooo"


Idiot Box

SHOW ya a Trick

 

[Stucey]

American Pie:

"Suck me beautiful....."

Perfect way to pick up chicks i reckon...