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Nice.
I used to do either of 2 things...
I would pretend i wasn't the person they were after. I'd put down the phone and pretend to have a convo with the person they wanted. I'd come back every minute or so and tell them he was on his way
The other one was I'd tell them i was just going to the toilet, but that i was happy to talk to them if they has something good to tell me. Funnily enough none of them seemed keen to go the hard sell whilst i was sitting on the toot!![]()
I mix it up a bit.
Sometimes i explain to them that everyone in australia knows you are a scammer and here's why everything you told me is bullshit. At the end of one of these calls the woman stopped all her politeness and said, "people like you deserve to be scammed"
Other things i've done.
1. Talked quieter and quieter then suddenly yelled at the top of my voice and hung up.
2. Let them practically sell me solar panels, then said "wha... no... i only rent this place"
3. Actually look up the "errors" on the computer and then explain to them why they are errors to do with my printer.
4. Just leave it on the bench and come back later to hang it up.
5. Tell them to "Just..*$%& off"
6. Tell the girl on the end she sounds nice and ask her what she's wearing.
7. "Sorry i have no business at all with Telstra"
8. "ooma daga vaat poomba wada wada "?
( nonsensical words that sound vaguely like another language "
I like the walking back from the yard one, i'll use that.
"microsoft" rang my son the other day.
they said " you have ip conflicts and you need to urgently do whatever"
my son says, "surely that's a local network issue and not any of the ISP's or microsofts concern"
they say " oh and you know so much"
"yes i just got a distinction in IT " ( which he did )

I was proud of him.






