gringo2011
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Yesterday as I was walking through town I noticed so many women looking all hot n sweaty in this unseasonably hot weather.
I thought wow so many short skirts and it's only spring.
As lay in bed last night thinking about all those sweaty legs and cleavages i decided to do something about global warming.
So today i traded in my Toyota Corolla Hybrid for a Hummer.
Bring on the endless summer
Yeah, I'm going out to burn tyres right now, I'm only a few kms from the beach, a few more melted polar caps and we're beachfront.