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Well at least the government/Murdoch are getting their wish - we are becoming more and more like 'Murica every day.
Unfortunately.

The council's insurance company will settle too. It shits me because it perpetuates the cycle. I would love it to go to court and have a magistrate just toss it out.
 

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Just when the Lunar Eclipse is supposed to be on it's come over all cloudy. I was gunna set up the telescope. Not sure if I should bother now.

Bummer.
 
I'm currently engaged in a battle of patience with a telemarketer...

Had a missed call from over east a few days ago so I did a reverse number look-up and every review said it was some sort of 3rd party marketer affiliated with my ISP. They've been calling me every day since then and have upped the ante today with an impressive 4 attempts already.

I bet they get sick of dialling before I get sick of not answering.
 
I saw a good one on youtube once...

The guy answered his phone, told the telemarketer he was a homicide detective and that the occupant of the house had just been murdered, then started interrogating the poor dude about whether he was the jilted homosexual lover of the victim they suspected of committing the murder.

I wouldn't have the balls to pull something like that off though.
 

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I saw a good one on youtube once...

The guy answered his phone, told the telemarketer he was a homicide detective and that the occupant of the house had just been murdered, then started interrogating the poor dude about whether he was the jilted homosexual lover of the victim they suspected of committing the murder.

I wouldn't have the balls to pull something like that off though.

The balls to do what? Prank a telemarketer or murder your homosexual lover that jilted you?
 
So I'm flipping through some channels last night and come across Two Broke Girls long enough to hear this joke:

"I need my Ipad back, I'm in the middle of skyping with a girl from Australia. She's part Aboriginal but she has a nice personality"

My brother and I straight away looked at each other surprised that they would let that go to air - imagine the same joke with a black American substituted! It's not like America to have double standards like that...

(I also straight away thought of that grandstanding effort from Harry Connick Jnr with the blackface thing. Seems their entertainment industry hasn't evolved as much as he tried to make out)
 

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Rant of the day.

If you are going to clean up vomit in a bathroom, at least remove it from the room. Walked into a shower stenching with a pungent vomit odour and to my pleasant surprise saw the pile of cleaned up vomit dumped on the floor hidden behind the shower curtain. Just ****ing gross and I barely got a minute of shower because of it.

Just put me off eating my lovely homemade chicken goulash for lunch. Now I will wait till I arrive at the cricket to get a feed.
 
Rant of the day.

If you are going to clean up vomit in a bathroom, at least remove it from the room. Walked into a shower stenching with a pungent vomit odour and to my pleasant surprise saw the pile of cleaned up vomit dumped on the floor hidden behind the shower curtain. Just ******* gross and I barely got a minute of shower because of it.

Just put me off eating my lovely homemade chicken goulash for lunch. Now I will wait till I arrive at the cricket to get a feed.

Where were you?
 

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