Banter RDT 148 - Socially Isolating Since 2008

[DanWCE]

My birthday's on Tuesday. Seeing as I can't have a party on the day, I'm just going to be 29 for another year.

Do you have to bring your own cake to work?

 

[RookiePick]

Darling playing like a campaigner in this footy vault game.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Do you have to bring your own cake to work?

Yes, but as we're all working from home that basically means I buy cake for myself, so business as usual there.

 

[DanWCE]

Yes, but as we're all working from home that basically means I buy cake for myself, so business as usual there.

Dream scenario, really! Would highly recommend TopDup donuts who are now delivering!

 

[Quinz]

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[Quinz]

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[Dazzler9]

I had a conversation with the coworker. We hadn't spoken in a while and she wanted to know how I was doing.

It seemed harmless enough, just reaching out in a friendly manner, try and get back to a normal relationship perhaps.

Bad. Idea.

Details please.

 

[Quinz]

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[Chris_6678]

Haha wow.

 

[Godfather32]

There was a veneer of normalcy for perhaps 10 minutes.

But then, very suddenly, in the space of perhaps 3 minutes I have now gleaned that coworker
-Comprehensively shaved this morning
-Has very nice legs and feet, if you're into that sort of thing
-Likes photos of mine that I posted online maybe 7 years ago
-Something about the pillow challenge, I have no idea what that is?
-Wants me to take a sexy shower photo, if such a thing is even possible
-Isn't going to talk to me for a while because she doesn't want to give me a headache. Should have started with that one I reckon

I hadn't even had coffee yet.

 

[Ochre]

There was a veneer of normalcy for perhaps 10 minutes.

But then, very suddenly, in the space of perhaps 3 minutes I have now gleaned that coworker
-Comprehensively shaved this morning
-Has very nice legs and feet, if you're into that sort of thing
-Likes photos of mine that I posted online maybe 7 years ago
-Something about the pillow challenge, I have no idea what that is?
-Wants me to take a sexy shower photo, if such a thing is even possible
-Isn't going to talk to me for a while because she doesn't want to give me a headache. Should have started with that one I reckon

I hadn't even had coffee yet.

Yeah, mornings are tough before you've had a coffee

 

[Quinz]

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[Quinz]

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[Godfather32]

I think replying and sending the sexy photo was possibly a mistake on my part. But you know, pre coffee issues.

Wait you actually sent the sexy shower photo?

 

[DanWCE]

There was a veneer of normalcy for perhaps 10 minutes.

But then, very suddenly, in the space of perhaps 3 minutes I have now gleaned that coworker
-Comprehensively shaved this morning
-Has very nice legs and feet, if you're into that sort of thing
-Likes photos of mine that I posted online maybe 7 years ago
-Something about the pillow challenge, I have no idea what that is?
-Wants me to take a sexy shower photo, if such a thing is even possible
-Isn't going to talk to me for a while because she doesn't want to give me a headache. Should have started with that one I reckon

I hadn't even had coffee yet.

 

[Ochre]

Oh crap! I shouldn't have contacted that co-worker

Oh crap! I shouldn't have sent her those photos.

Oh crap! I certainly shouldve had a coffee!

 

[DanWCE]

I think replying and sending the sexy photo was possibly a mistake on my part. But you know, pre coffee issues.

Righto Quinny, let's see what you're working with. Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Quinz]

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[Dazzler9]

There was a veneer of normalcy for perhaps 10 minutes.

But then, very suddenly, in the space of perhaps 3 minutes I have now gleaned that coworker
-Comprehensively shaved this morning
-Has very nice legs and feet, if you're into that sort of thing
-Likes photos of mine that I posted online maybe 7 years ago
-Something about the pillow challenge, I have no idea what that is?
-Wants me to take a sexy shower photo, if such a thing is even possible
-Isn't going to talk to me for a while because she doesn't want to give me a headache. Should have started with that one I reckon

I hadn't even had coffee yet.

I'm unclear as to how you were informed of her shaving. Via written word, or pictorially?

 

[Quinz]

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[DanWCE]

I'm unclear as to how you were informed of her shaving. Via written word, or pictorially?

Unless she described her own feet via text I'm thinking it was the latter

 

[Dazzler9]

I just googled 'pillow challenge'. You should definitely agree to it.

 

[Quinz]

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[Biggie]

There was a veneer of normalcy for perhaps 10 minutes.

But then, very suddenly, in the space of perhaps 3 minutes I have now gleaned that coworker
-Comprehensively shaved this morning
-Has very nice legs and feet, if you're into that sort of thing
-Likes photos of mine that I posted online maybe 7 years ago
-Something about the pillow challenge, I have no idea what that is?
-Wants me to take a sexy shower photo, if such a thing is even possible
-Isn't going to talk to me for a while because she doesn't want to give me a headache. Should have started with that one I reckon

I hadn't even had coffee yet.

Flick her my way.

As a single man with nothing but time I’ll be sure to keep your reputation intact.

Big-Quinz is born people - **** the virus. This is what 2020 will be known for

 

[Abed]

I had a conversation with the coworker. We hadn't spoken in a while and she wanted to know how I was doing.

It seemed harmless enough, just reaching out in a friendly manner, try and get back to a normal relationship perhaps.

Bad. Idea.

Quinz, you've been sitting on the answer to getting rid of her all along. Surely the following would do the trick?

I was actually Chess champion in Year 4.