Banter RDT 166 - Dark Sharks’ 45 minutes in Ellenbrook

[Bender_]

I am never going to pay off my HELP debt. I've been working full time for 8 years and it's still over $30k.

You won't do it before 50 via salary payments, gotta pay off extra over and above.

 

[Truckosaurus]

fu**, what did you study?

Double degree, one of which was a law degree I've never used because 1. * being a lawyer and 2. Murdoch and Curtin decided there weren't enough law programmes and flooded the market.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Anyone want some unlicensed, out of date legal advice?

WORKS ON CONTINGENCY
NO MONEY DOWN

 

[THE A5]

Send me your bank details and Ill do it for you

* this might work on Keys, Monocle or ATG

 

[THE A5]

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Thanks dad

 

[Bender_]

Thanks dad

I said you could call me daddy, not dad.

 

[Dazzler9]

I am never going to pay off my HELP debt. I've been working full time for 8 years and it's still over $30k.

What's the interest on it?

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[Godfather32]

Double degree, one of which was a law degree I've never used because 1. fu** being a lawyer and 2. Murdoch and Curtin decided there weren't enough law programmes and flooded the market.

Can't say I've really used my degree either, bit mickey mouse by the end of it anyway. I took a couple of years off here and there before I finished mine so it took me 7 years, was a massive difference from when I started to when I finished as far as quality of work needed to get good grades

 

[Truckosaurus]

What's the interest on it?

On SM-G970F using BigFooty.com mobile app

I dunno, I did Law not Finance.

 

[THE A5]

I said you could call me daddy, not dad.

you're not my real daddy

 

[Dazzler9]

Can't say I've really used my degree either, bit mickey mouse by the end of it anyway. I took a couple of years off here and there before I finished mine so it took me 7 years, was a massive difference from when I started to when I finished as far as quality of work needed to get good grades

Same here. I studied Marketing and wound up in the Public Service. I learnt all about the four P's: Price, Product, ... and the other two.

On SM-G970F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Dazzler9]

I dunno, I did Law not Finance.

Sorry Matlock

On SM-G970F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Ochre]

I said you could call me daddy, not dad.

Site daddy

 

[Bender_]

you're not my real daddy

Trollop

 

[Bender_]

Same here. I studied Marketing and wound up in the Public Service. I learnt all about the four P's: Price, Product, ... and the other two.

I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one in the public service, there's been a few of us exposed now. (ITT)

 

[Truckosaurus]

Ah the public service, bastion of the overqualified and underbrained. And the underqualified and underbrained. And outsourcing.

 

[Bender_]

Ah the public service, bastion of the overqualified and underbrained. And the underqualified and underbrained. And outsourcing.

You keep this attitude up and I'll bury you in superfluous forms.

 

[Bender_]

Or ask a co-worker to do it, I'm about to go to tea.

 

[Godfather32]

I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one in the public service, there's been a few of us exposed now. (ITT)

I got a job in the public service about a day before they put a hold on new hires, so I didn't end up getting a job in the public service

 

[Bender_]

I got a job in the public service about a day before they put a hold on new hires, so I didn't end up getting a job in the public service

Sounds like grounds for a workplace lawsuit, perhaps you should call Truckosaurus?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Or ask a co-worker to do it, I'm about to go to tea.

You mean leave it in the group mailbox, pretend you didn't see it and hope someone else does it?

 

[Bender_]

You mean leave it in the group mailbox, pretend you didn't see it and hope someone else does it?

You've been spying on me.

I was taught this on my first day, right before we went to the pub for lunch.

 

[Godfather32]

Sounds like grounds for a workplace lawsuit, perhaps you should call Truckosaurus?

Nah she probably charges too much, she's got a debt to pay off you know

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

1. fu** being a lawyer

I’ve considered setting up a stall at careers day just to give this advice to kids.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Double degree, one of which was a law degree I've never used because 1. fu** being a lawyer and 2. Murdoch and Curtin decided there weren't enough law programmes and flooded the market.

A law degree gives you great skills. Just don't join the industry afterwards.

(Join the public service instead! Yay public service!)