Banter RDT CXC - Cut Loose Keys Is

[Dazzler9]

Arrrrrrrr, I be the captain nowww, arrhh

 

[Bender_]

Arrrrrrrr, I be the captain nowww, arrhh

Hahaha yeah I was going to say in reality they have Somalie accents.

 

[Ochre]

my trash be absolute and my tonight you all know it

 

[Bender_]

my trash be absolute and my tonight you all know it

 

[Bender_]

My pocket be right, my side be for a left-footer.

 

[squashface]

my rock be hard, my seasoned be blokes

 

[Bender_]

My absence be reason, my doctors be orders

Gah that's worse than Ochre's.

 

[RookiePick]

This is "Sliding Doors" memes from Temu.

 

[Ochre]

My absence be reason, my doctors be orders

Gah that's worse than Ochre's.

My who ****ing be asked you?

 

[Mr Eagle]

My bees be bees and my peas be green.

 

[Keys]

So….

I’m in hospital

After the Geelong game I had a bit of an episode getting off the train (dizzy spell/faint headed) and ended up going to Joondalup ED in an ambulance. Turns out my blood levels were low to the point I was diagnosed as iron deficient anemic and needed to follow up with GP for further treatment/ investigation

Felt shit over the weekend which is why I couldn’t take advantage of the ticket provided by AsterixTheGaul

Saw GP yesterday and had blood tests done. Get a call last night saying my blood levels had dropped even further and I need to go back to ED as I likely need a blood transfusion

After 13 hours waiting in ED get through and I did need a transfusion but also have to get an endoscopy and colonoscopy done to find out why I’m losing blood

So now I’m in hospital waiting to have tubes stuck up and in me on Friday

That wasn’t on my bingo card as something to do whilst the missus is in Karratha

 

[Bender_]

So….

I’m in hospital

After the Geelong game I had a bit of an episode getting off the train (dizzy spell/faint headed) and ended up going to Joondalup ED in an ambulance. Turns out my blood levels were low to the point I was diagnosed as iron deficient anemic and needed to follow up with GP for further treatment/ investigation

Felt shit over the weekend which is why I couldn’t take advantage of the ticket provided by AsterixTheGaul

Saw GP yesterday and had blood tests done. Get a call last night saying my blood levels had dropped even further and I need to go back to ED as I likely need a blood transfusion

After 13 hours waiting in ED get through and I did need a transfusion but also have to get an endoscopy and colonoscopy done to find out why I’m losing blood

So now I’m in hospital waiting to have tubes stuck up and in me on Friday

That wasn’t on my bingo card as something to do whilst the missus is in Karratha

How do you lose the blood and do you not notice?

 

[Keys]

How do you lose the blood and do you not notice?

Good question

Internal bleeding is apparently the answer which is the reason for the tubes to see why/where

There’s been nothing I’ve noticed but I’ve also never been one to study my shit before hitting flush

 

[TY24]

Sorry to hear it Keys, sounds like a rough time. Make Badge do all the work for you on here.

 

[Bender_]

Good question

Internal bleeding is apparently the answer which is the reason for the tubes to see why/where

There’s been nothing I’ve noticed but I’ve also never been one to study my shit before hitting flush

That sux. Well I hope they find it quickly and it's nothing too serious. Wishing you a speedy recovery mate, need to be in tip top shape when you meet your grandson for the first time.

 

[TY24]

I’ve also never been one to study my shit before hitting flush

One of my favourite pastimes

 

[RookiePick]

So….

I’m in hospital

After the Geelong game I had a bit of an episode getting off the train (dizzy spell/faint headed) and ended up going to Joondalup ED in an ambulance. Turns out my blood levels were low to the point I was diagnosed as iron deficient anemic and needed to follow up with GP for further treatment/ investigation

Felt shit over the weekend which is why I couldn’t take advantage of the ticket provided by AsterixTheGaul

Saw GP yesterday and had blood tests done. Get a call last night saying my blood levels had dropped even further and I need to go back to ED as I likely need a blood transfusion

After 13 hours waiting in ED get through and I did need a transfusion but also have to get an endoscopy and colonoscopy done to find out why I’m losing blood

So now I’m in hospital waiting to have tubes stuck up and in me on Friday

That wasn’t on my bingo card as something to do whilst the missus is in Karratha

Hope it is all sorted out ASAP and with a good result.

 

[Keys]

One of my favourite pastimes

I read enough shit in this board without having to look at my own

 

[shoutsatclouds]

It's a fine line between Scottish and pirate accents IMO.

It be all about the film Treasure Island, me hearties…

Why Do Pirates Talk Like That?

Break out the "Arrrrr, me hearties!" because today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day! But where does our idea of pirate speech come from?

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[Dazzler9]

So….

I’m in hospital

After the Geelong game I had a bit of an episode getting off the train (dizzy spell/faint headed) and ended up going to Joondalup ED in an ambulance. Turns out my blood levels were low to the point I was diagnosed as iron deficient anemic and needed to follow up with GP for further treatment/ investigation

Felt shit over the weekend which is why I couldn’t take advantage of the ticket provided by AsterixTheGaul

Saw GP yesterday and had blood tests done. Get a call last night saying my blood levels had dropped even further and I need to go back to ED as I likely need a blood transfusion

After 13 hours waiting in ED get through and I did need a transfusion but also have to get an endoscopy and colonoscopy done to find out why I’m losing blood

So now I’m in hospital waiting to have tubes stuck up and in me on Friday

That wasn’t on my bingo card as something to do whilst the missus is in Karratha

Dang, that's no good mate. Hope the exploratory procedure goes well and the tubes fit in smoothly and spaciously.

13 hours in ED you say? It really is awful how long wait times are, while you're surrounded by crook people.

 

[Matele]

So….

I’m in hospital

After the Geelong game I had a bit of an episode getting off the train (dizzy spell/faint headed) and ended up going to Joondalup ED in an ambulance. Turns out my blood levels were low to the point I was diagnosed as iron deficient anemic and needed to follow up with GP for further treatment/ investigation

Felt shit over the weekend which is why I couldn’t take advantage of the ticket provided by AsterixTheGaul

Saw GP yesterday and had blood tests done. Get a call last night saying my blood levels had dropped even further and I need to go back to ED as I likely need a blood transfusion

After 13 hours waiting in ED get through and I did need a transfusion but also have to get an endoscopy and colonoscopy done to find out why I’m losing blood

So now I’m in hospital waiting to have tubes stuck up and in me on Friday

That wasn’t on my bingo card as something to do whilst the missus is in Karratha

Losing Blood Keys Is (soz)

That’s ****ing rough, hope the Friday procedures aren’t as bad as you’re expecting and they can give you some info on what’s going on.

 

[Shupe]

I’ve also never been one to study my shit before hitting flush

Never been introduced to ratemypoo.com? You haven't lived!

 

[Shupe]

In all seriousness though, not good news and sounds quite serious. I love you x

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Good question

Internal bleeding is apparently the answer which is the reason for the tubes to see why/where

There’s been nothing I’ve noticed but I’ve also never been one to study my shit before hitting flush

To paraphrase Jake Peralta, internal bleeding isn’t a problem. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!

PS hope you get well soon Keys.

 

[AsterixTheGaul]

So….

I’m in hospital

After the Geelong game I had a bit of an episode getting off the train (dizzy spell/faint headed) and ended up going to Joondalup ED in an ambulance. Turns out my blood levels were low to the point I was diagnosed as iron deficient anemic and needed to follow up with GP for further treatment/ investigation

Felt shit over the weekend which is why I couldn’t take advantage of the ticket provided by AsterixTheGaul

Saw GP yesterday and had blood tests done. Get a call last night saying my blood levels had dropped even further and I need to go back to ED as I likely need a blood transfusion

After 13 hours waiting in ED get through and I did need a transfusion but also have to get an endoscopy and colonoscopy done to find out why I’m losing blood

So now I’m in hospital waiting to have tubes stuck up and in me on Friday

That wasn’t on my bingo card as something to do whilst the missus is in Karratha

darksquare - this explains why you were all alone