Banter RDT CXCI - Time for a new RDT thread

[Dazzler9]

We're from the same day and that never happened.

Oh yeah it did. Ch 9 I think it was would have the delayed broadcast on at 8:30. And it ran for HOURS!!!

 

[Godfather32]

Oh yeah it did. Ch 9 I think it was would have the delayed broadcast on at 8:30. And it ran for HOURS!!!

I had friends who used to have a big get together in the later 90s/early 00s and a competition on who got the most Oscar picks correct.
I went one year, reckon I lasted about an hour for dinner and then went home, one of the most boring experiences of my life.

 

[WCErevival]

I can somewhat get the larger awards nights that are international but no one cares about the logies. Seriously I couldn't care less if Irene won over some some news reporter. As soon as reality TV contestants started getting recognised it was all over.

 

[happy_eagle]

Isn't like 90% of "prime time" Australian TV reality TV anyway?

So it's really amongst "which presenter or home and away actor" is going to win the gold logie?

 

[Bender_]

I had friends who used to have a big get together in the later 90s/early 00s and a competition on who got the most Oscar picks correct.
I went one year, reckon I lasted about an hour for dinner and then went home, one of the most boring experiences of my life.

Would you rate this experience higher or lower than when you got stoned and fell in the creek at that festival?

 

[Godfather32]

Would you rate this experience higher or lower than when you got stoned and fell in the creek at that festival?

I wasn't stoned when I fell in the creek, I was very, very drunk on tooheys extra dry's (this was when crownies and hahn premium were considered the best of the best beers so don't judge me too much).
The apple bongs came later in the weekend.

And lower....much lower.

 

[Bender_]

I wasn't stoned when I fell in the creek, I was very, very drunk on tooheys extra dry's (this was when crownies and hahn premium were considered the best of the best beers so don't judge me too much).
The apple bongs came later in the weekend.

And lower....much lower.

Oh yeah back on the days when Crownies were the top shelf stuff and a pint of Stella was classy.

 

[Godfather32]

Oh yeah back on the days when Crownies were the top shelf stuff and a pint of Stella was classy.

Yeah....the dark days.
Also to clarify the creek was dry at the time.
And I also fell into the creek in front of my future wife so she must have been impressed by how I toughed it out for the weekend. (Only took her 8 or 9 years to come round)

 

[RookiePick]

Yeah....the dark days.
Also to clarify the creek was dry at the time.
And I also fell into the creek in front of my future wife so she must have been impressed by how I toughed it out for the weekend. (Only took her 8 or 9 years to come round)

Peak "I can fix him" energy

 

[Godfather32]

Peak "I can fix him" energy

Spoiler alert....she couldn't

 

[Mr Eagle]

Spoiler alert....she couldn't

...yet.

 

[Godfather32]

...yet.

Fairly sure I'm a lost cause by now

 

[Dazzler9]

I like Crown Lager and I save Stella Artois for fancy occasions.

 

[shoutsatclouds]

Yeah....the dark days.
Also to clarify the creek was dry at the time.
And I also fell into the creek in front of my future wife so she must have been impressed by how I toughed it out for the weekend. (Only took her 8 or 9 years to come round)

You married her while she was in a coma?

 

[Godfather32]

You married her while she was in a coma?

Yes, she fainted after witnessing my drunken feats of acrobatics

 

[Dazzler9]

Peak "I can fix him" energy

Women marry men hoping they will change.

Men marry women hoping they never do.

Both get disappointed.

 

[Goroyals22]

Oh yeah back on the days when Crownies were the top shelf stuff and a pint of Stella was classy.

What a time to be alive

 

[THE A5]

I like Crown Lager and I save Stella Artois for fancy occasions.

Crownies taste like soap

 

[Godfather32]

Crownies taste like soap

That's being generous

 

[THE A5]

That's being generous

Have you tasted soap?

 

[Godfather32]

Have you tasted soap?

Yes

 

[kane249]

Yes

You shouldn't have used so many swear words then

 

[Godfather32]

You shouldn't have used so many swear words then

Pretty sure my dad did this to me once. In fairness I was an absolute little campaigner

 

[mattyc75]

I wasn't stoned when I fell in the creek, I was very, very drunk on tooheys extra dry's (this was when crownies and hahn premium were considered the best of the best beers so don't judge me too much).
The apple bongs came later in the weekend.

And lower....much lower.

Reminds me of the time I fell in the nile drunk, possibly stoned too. Had been drinking on the river bank with another tour group, got invited back onto their felucca by a chick grabbed all my blankets and stuff(it was bloody cold) walked the plank up to theirs, was dodging all the ppl sleeping on the deck, leaned on the wall, forgetting the wall was just a sheet and toppled over into the water. Scrambled back to my boat, and froze the rest of the night until the Bedouin boat guy woke up hearing my teeth chattering and chucked a dry blanket on me. Ah the good old days

 

[Dazzler9]

Reminds me of the time I fell in the nile drunk, possibly stoned too. Had been drinking on the river bank with another tour group, got invited back onto their felucca by a chick grabbed all my blankets and stuff(it was bloody cold) walked the plank up to theirs, was dodging all the ppl sleeping on the deck, leaned on the wall, forgetting the wall was just a sheet and toppled over into the water. Scrambled back to my boat, and froze the rest of the night until the Bedouin boat guy woke up hearing my teeth chattering and chucked a dry blanket on me. Ah the good old days

So you thought you were a chance with this girl but it turns out you were in da Nile.

BUAUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!