Unofficial Preview Round 1 2026: Vs Port - Getting Horney

[Only Forwards]

Port by 38

If this happened I’d seriously struggle to go to games next year.

 

[zoomba23]

If this happened I’d seriously struggle to go to games next year.

You can check out but you can never leave

 

[Gasometer]

I’m expecting the turn around of the last quarter of the Rd 24 Crows game to continue into this game and am tipping a North win by 11 points

Bog will be Jy Simpkin

12

Jy Simpkin

Age

27

Ht

183cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.0

4star

K

7.9

3star

HB

8.1

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.9

4star

D

20.6

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

9.6

5star

M

2.0

2star

T

3.5

4star

CL

5.5

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

CL

0.2

2star

with an emotional post game on the ground interview declaring how much he loves the boys, the Club and Clarko

The highlight will be LDU streaking clear (ignoring a Larkey lead that will be met with positive body language) to seal the deal with 1 minute left in the clock

Clarko will come out at the presser and will speak with the elocution of Abe Lincoln at Gettysburg

It will be a day of highlights

Now buy a membership

 

[kanga kanga kanga]

I’m expecting the turn around of the last quarter of the Rd 24 Crows game to continue into this game and am tipping a North win by 11 points

Bog will be Jy Simpkin with an emotional post game on the ground interview declaring how much he loves the boys, the Club and Clarko

The highlight will be LDU streaking clear (ignoring a Larkey lead that will be met with positive body language) to seal the deal with 1 minute left in the clock

Clarko will come out at the presser and will speak with the elocution of Abe Lincoln at Gettysburg

It will be a day of highlights

Now buy a membership

And the club will hand out free rice cookers