RussellEbertHandball
Flick pass expert
Alyx this is a graphic waiting to be made and put up on your We were Port Adelaide sites. Even the dopey happy clappers cant accuse you of denigrating the club, just helping out the fans.Here's an idea ...
When Port kick a behind, have a drink.
When Port kick it out on the full, have two drinks.
When Port kick to an outnumber inside 50 involving a player sub 190cm and the opposition takes an easy mark, finish your drink.
When the camera cuts to Hinkley sitting by himself, staring out into the distance, punctuated by the occasional sip of Coke, finish the bottle.
But we know the footy media is watching it and will comment on it.